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11-25-2002, 03:26 PM
Enquiring minds need to know.
Satan
11-25-2002, 03:31 PM
Well, now we know why it took you so long to get here. You were stockpiling, weren't you?
11-25-2002, 04:54 PM
This was really a difficult choice because my answer was not listed.

I like to hop up and pee in the sink. I use the stream to wash my hands. Really cuts down on the water bill and if I dry my hands in my hair it gives it a nice sheen.

People are always asking me my secret - but I wont tell.
11-25-2002, 04:58 PM
This was really a difficult choice because my answer was not listed.

I like to hop up and pee in the sink. I use the stream to wash my hands. Really cuts down on the water bill and if I dry my hands in my hair it gives it a nice sheen.

People are always asking me my secret - but I wont tell.


Yeah we know how you like to hop and pee ... how's the eye? :)
11-25-2002, 05:14 PM
Yeah we know how you like to hop and pee ... how's the eye? :)


Still frickin hurts. And it's ugly. I think I hit some nerves on my head that are making that side of my face feel like I just got out of the dentists.

And when I went into town today folks looked at me like I was a battered woman. I've never gotten that look before. Kinda sad and stunned and then they avert their eyes. I just wanted to shake them and threaten to knock them around so they know I am not some wimpy wife. Geeezzz.

If you see a gal with a black eye this weekend - it just might be me.
MADG
11-25-2002, 05:19 PM
My mother makes carrots and peas in the same pot.
11-25-2002, 05:21 PM
My mother makes carrots and peas in the same pot.


Man, that saying brings back memories. My father used to say that all the time. I haven't heard it since the drummer from Def Leppard had both arms.

Thanks for the flash back, GA. :)
MADG
11-25-2002, 05:22 PM
And Garcia had ten fingers?
Jethro Tull
11-26-2002, 06:17 AM
I once worked for a Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate (yeah, I know, I should have made sure you were sitting down before I said that). We once were in a public restroom at a campaign stop, and I stopped to wash my hands before leaving. He explained why he didn't:Most guys wash their hands before they shake hands and after they pee; not me. I wash after I shake hands and before I pee. You see, I know where I've been, and what I've been doing . . .

;)
Slipped Mickey
11-26-2002, 07:15 AM
I once worked for a Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate (yeah, I know, I should have made sure you were sitting down before I said that). We once were in a public restroom at a campaign stop, and I stopped to wash my hands before leaving. He explained why he didn't:Most guys wash their hands before they shake hands and after they pee; not me. I wash after I shake hands and before I pee. You see, I know where I've been, and what I've been doing . . .

;)


Yet another great reason to be a member of the LP! <Gotta remember to wear gloves to the next LP function>