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Even though I'm against de-clawing cats, but I also don't think it's the government's business whether you de-claw your cat.
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/022/nation/California_town_condemns_cat_d:.shtml
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
I can't wait to have that discussion with my family. That one will probably be better than the Celtic name discussion.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
I can't wait to have that discussion with my family. That one will probably be better than the Celtic name discussion.
To me, it's not worth a discussion with her. I know what she's going to say, so why bother? She can find out for herself when she changes his diaper.
I did get another "don't you think it's time to wean" comment from her this afternoon. I told her I would definately wean if Alexa goes AWAY to college. :D
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
I can't wait to have that discussion with my family. That one will probably be better than the Celtic name discussion.
To me, it's not worth a discussion with her. I know what she's going to say, so why bother? She can find out for herself when she changes his diaper.
I did get another "don't you think it's time to wean" comment from her this afternoon. I told her I would definately wean if Alexa goes AWAY to college. :D
Exactly how old is Alexa now?
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
I can't wait to have that discussion with my family. That one will probably be better than the Celtic name discussion.
To me, it's not worth a discussion with her. I know what she's going to say, so why bother? She can find out for herself when she changes his diaper.
I did get another "don't you think it's time to wean" comment from her this afternoon. I told her I would definately wean if Alexa goes AWAY to college. :D
Exactly how old is Alexa now?
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
What did you expect from Hollywood? They're a bunch of weirdos.
Anyway, this whole topic got me in a little tiff with my mother in law yesterday. SHe thinks it's MEAN to declaw cats (so do I) but she thinks it STUPID when parents decide not to circumcise their sons. You can't declaw cats, but it's ok to chop off the end of little newborn boys schmeckles, right?
I think both practices are generally sucky, but I'd rather see a cat declawed than a boy be genitally mutilated.
She's going to be really disappointed when we have a boy, I can tell you that much, No one is coming near his penis with a scapel.
Stand by your convictions, don't let her bully you.
heh, no way is someone cutting my kid's penis so I can avoid a tiff with my mother in law.
I can't wait to have that discussion with my family. That one will probably be better than the Celtic name discussion.
To me, it's not worth a discussion with her. I know what she's going to say, so why bother? She can find out for herself when she changes his diaper.
I did get another "don't you think it's time to wean" comment from her this afternoon. I told her I would definately wean if Alexa goes AWAY to college. :D
Exactly how old is Alexa now?
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
As if your sex life is any of her business. Next time she talks about that start giving her details of you sex life. If that doesn't do the trick you can have some of my stories to share with her. You do have to tell me exactly what her face looks like though as payment. They're some pretty good stories.
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
As if your sex life is any of her business. Next time she talks about that start giving her details of you sex life. If that doesn't do the trick you can have some of my stories to share with her. You do have to tell me exactly what her face looks like though as payment. They're some pretty good stories.
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
As if your sex life is any of her business. Next time she talks about that start giving her details of you sex life. If that doesn't do the trick you can have some of my stories to share with her. You do have to tell me exactly what her face looks like though as payment. They're some pretty good stories.
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
A stellar moment in your life I can imagine.
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
As if your sex life is any of her business. Next time she talks about that start giving her details of you sex life. If that doesn't do the trick you can have some of my stories to share with her. You do have to tell me exactly what her face looks like though as payment. They're some pretty good stories.
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
A stellar moment in your life I can imagine.
Actually I'm really glad she can let off some steam that way because if she didn;t she would be five times the bitch she already is.
Oh, she's ancient, she's 11 months old.
OOOH, that reminds me, she (mother in law) bought her a potty last week.
Well you know you should have used formula instead of your nasty "dirty pillows" to feed Alexa anyway. I bet you didn't even put her on a fixed feeding schedule either. As for the potty you can't start regimenting her life too early you know. Why did they ever ban clitordectomies in the first place? Those did wonders to keep down hysteria, and well they helped in the war against masturbation.
You cannot even imagine the flack I got for not putting her on a schedule. But I have to tell you, that she travels REALLY well, even out of time zones. Mostly because she rolls with the punches.
But worse than the nursing, and my non-schedule and my unwillingness to potty train her by 18 months is the fact that I let her sleep in my bed. She thinks my husband and I never have sex. How could we, right? Sure, we haven;t done it in the bed in a while, but that's BORING anyway. :D
As if your sex life is any of her business. Next time she talks about that start giving her details of you sex life. If that doesn't do the trick you can have some of my stories to share with her. You do have to tell me exactly what her face looks like though as payment. They're some pretty good stories.
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
A stellar moment in your life I can imagine.
Actually I'm really glad she can let off some steam that way because if she didn;t she would be five times the bitch she already is.
Maybe she needs a better vibrator.
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
Starlight
01-24-2003, 06:36 AM
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
I hope so.
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
I hope so.
Oh God, you cannot believe what a fucking martyr she's acting like tonight. I. want. to. push. her. off. the. deck.
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
I hope so.
Oh God, you cannot believe what a fucking martyr she's acting like tonight. I. want. to. push. her. off. the. deck.
What is she being "martyr mother-in-law" about?
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
I hope so.
Oh God, you cannot believe what a fucking martyr she's acting like tonight. I. want. to. push. her. off. the. deck.
What is she being "martyr mother-in-law" about?
She practically begs to do my laundry, "oh I LOVE doing laundry" "folding clothes is so soothing" and then bitches about how much work she did over dinner. I would have done the fucking laundry myself, it ain't brain surgery. It's really no big deal, she just pisses me of so much. And then, when i was feeding the baby dinner, she didn;t want it. She has a cold, she's just ick, so I said ok, gave her some cheese and figured I just nurse instead. Well, NOOOO, she comes over and trys to feed her the dinner (lasagna) which the baby knocked off the spoon because she didn't want to eat it. Then she tells her in her annoying baby voice, "that's a bad baby, good baby's eat their dinner." I wanted to kill her.
Sounds like you got the mother-in-law from hell.Man, when I hear about these mother-in-law horror stories,I'm so glad that my mom-in-law isn't like that.She had a in-law from hell and she swore never to be one herself.
I have much such a self-promise myself. :D
Actually, she's not all THAT bad, it's just that she's living with us at the moment, until her house is done. Once she moves out, it'll be better.
I hope so.
Oh God, you cannot believe what a fucking martyr she's acting like tonight. I. want. to. push. her. off. the. deck.
What is she being "martyr mother-in-law" about?
She practically begs to do my laundry, "oh I LOVE doing laundry" "folding clothes is so soothing" and then bitches about how much work she did over dinner. I would have done the fucking laundry myself, it ain't brain surgery. It's really no big deal, she just pisses me of so much. And then, when i was feeding the baby dinner, she didn;t want it. She has a cold, she's just ick, so I said ok, gave her some cheese and figured I just nurse instead. Well, NOOOO, she comes over and trys to feed her the dinner (lasagna) which the baby knocked off the spoon because she didn't want to eat it. Then she tells her in her annoying baby voice, "that's a bad baby, good baby's eat their dinner." I wanted to kill her.
I hope for everyone's sake, especially Alexa's, that her house is finished soon.
April
Oh sweetie, just hang in there and don't kill her.
Satan
01-26-2003, 11:21 AM
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
ROFLMAO. ;D
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"...what a fucking martyr she's acting like tonight. I. want. to. push. her. off. the. deck..."
[/quote]
You foul mouthed, two-bit whore.
You foul mouthed, two-bit whore.
Jen, would you please beat this cocksucker to death with that bag of quarters of yours?
You foul mouthed, two-bit whore.
Jen, would you please beat this cocksucker to death with that bag of quarters of yours?
Does Yukon ever say anything of substance?
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
I would be hoping for those in the opposite order. I think it would be a bit of poetic justice to tell a parent, "Not in MY house missy!".
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
I would be hoping for those in the opposite order. I think it would be a bit of poetic justice to tell a parent, "Not in MY house missy!".
snicker. Actually, I really hope she finds a nice guy. Every hoilday, every special occasion finds her in tears for her husband, he passed away 5 years ago. They were married for almost 40 years.
She's moving into one of those over 55 communities on a golf course with all kinds of senior activities like dances and bus trips to Reno and stuff.
I doubt she would gt married again though because if you remarry, the government decides that they get to keep all of your social security money, bastards.
tileman
01-27-2003, 09:06 AM
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
So THAT'S why you wanted to know how old I was.. ;D
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
So THAT'S why you wanted to know how old I was.. ;D
You're too young for her, no matter what her age. She's stuck in the 50's. Appalled that I don't do every little thing my husband tells me to do. Of course, my husband isn;t the bossy type, so she's kind of irritated that he doesn't take more control of me. :D
s for why I wanted to know, well Tile, it's just because I wanted to make fun of how old you are, but I wanted to be sure first. :D
tileman
01-27-2003, 09:18 AM
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
So THAT'S why you wanted to know how old I was.. ;D
You're too young for her, no matter what her age. She's stuck in the 50's. Appalled that I don't do every little thing my husband tells me to do. Of course, my husband isn;t the bossy type, so she's kind of irritated that he doesn't take more control of me. :D
s for why I wanted to know, well Tile, it's just because I wanted to make fun of how old you are, but I wanted to be sure first. :D
Send her out to the job site more to check on her house. Someone'll notice she has an itch to scratch, even in SF.
That's one thing she's not repressed about, She talks about sex all the time. It HAS been a while for her, although she has a vibrator. SHe told me all about it.
So THAT'S why you wanted to know how old I was.. ;D
You're too young for her, no matter what her age. She's stuck in the 50's. Appalled that I don't do every little thing my husband tells me to do. Of course, my husband isn;t the bossy type, so she's kind of irritated that he doesn't take more control of me. :D
s for why I wanted to know, well Tile, it's just because I wanted to make fun of how old you are, but I wanted to be sure first. :D
Send her out to the job site more to check on her house. Someone'll notice she has an itch to scratch, even in SF.
SHe goes once a week. :D But it's not in San Francisco, it's actually a bit far from the city. :D
Starlight
01-27-2003, 03:54 PM
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
I would be hoping for those in the opposite order. I think it would be a bit of poetic justice to tell a parent, "Not in MY house missy!".
snicker. Actually, I really hope she finds a nice guy. Every hoilday, every special occasion finds her in tears for her husband, he passed away 5 years ago. They were married for almost 40 years.
She's moving into one of those over 55 communities on a golf course with all kinds of senior activities like dances and bus trips to Reno and stuff.
I doubt she would gt married again though because if you remarry, the government decides that they get to keep all of your social security money, bastards.
My dad found out about that shit when my mom died 10 years ago, so he and his new girlfriend have decided to move in together instead. Course, my oldest sister isn't happy about it, but hell even at his age he still likes to get some ever once and awhile. ;D
What she needs is to get laid, and move out of my damn house.
I would be hoping for those in the opposite order. I think it would be a bit of poetic justice to tell a parent, "Not in MY house missy!".
snicker. Actually, I really hope she finds a nice guy. Every hoilday, every special occasion finds her in tears for her husband, he passed away 5 years ago. They were married for almost 40 years.
She's moving into one of those over 55 communities on a golf course with all kinds of senior activities like dances and bus trips to Reno and stuff.
I doubt she would gt married again though because if you remarry, the government decides that they get to keep all of your social security money, bastards.
My dad found out about that shit when my mom died 10 years ago, so he and his new girlfriend have decided to move in together instead. Course, my oldest sister isn't happy about it, but hell even at his age he still likes to get some ever once and awhile. ;D
Besides the social security scam, my MIL has expressed that she would never marry as she wants her two kids to get all her money with no complications. Not that she has much, but she wants it to go to them none the less.
Starlight
01-27-2003, 04:10 PM
If she has a Will made out stating that all of it is to go to her children,then there's nothing anyone can do.I mean, if they loved her they would respect her wishes and get the fuck over it.
lgllady
01-29-2003, 03:03 PM
A will won't do. It might be challenged.
A pre-nup backed up by a Living Trust would be the best bet to protect assets for kids.
Actually, no one cares, it's something she has said many many times though. No one is going to get rich off of her. If getting married or not makes her happy, that's what we want for her.
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