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PackerFan
01-13-2003, 09:45 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030113/ap_on_fe_st/family_for_sale_1

Man Tries to Sell His Family on eBay

LOS ANGELES - Writer Steve Young may be able to peddle his prose, but when it came to selling his family, the father of two couldn't cash in on the $5 million offer.

After reading about the online sale of a struggling town in Humboldt County, Young decided to put his wife and kids on the auction block.

"If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?" Young said.

After consulting with wife Diana, and their two children, Kelly, 9, and Casey, 8, Young said he posted the ad Thursday on eBay and received more than 10,000 hits within minutes.

But when eBay operators heard about the auction early Friday, they yanked the ad, saying it is against company policy to sell human beings.

"People have tried to sell themselves five or six times over the past four or five years," said eBay spokesman Kevin Pursglove. "There have been attempts to sell their nephew, uncle, wife, whoever is in the doghouse at the time. They've even tried to sell their soul."

Young said the auction winner would receive a lifetime of platonic companionship, including invitations to family outings and holiday gatherings as well as tips on writing, gardening and cooking. The minimum bid was $5 million.

The family was willing to relocate anywhere, and the elder Youngs would change their surname.

"You have patrons of the arts, museums and charities. I wanted a patron for my family," he said.

Meshuga Mikey
01-14-2003, 04:04 PM
weve seen yo fambly,..... dont be placin no ads all up on ebay~!

PackerFan
01-14-2003, 08:58 PM
weve seen yo fambly,..... dont be placin no ads all up on ebay~!

LOL
So BAD idea then? :o

01-14-2003, 09:07 PM
Not really, I bought a kid last year, have him working in the barn, not a bad deal.

ilovelucy
01-14-2003, 09:08 PM
I think this is a fascinating story.

The guy and his family have moxie and verve and to me, it shows a certain, oh what is the word, irreverance perhaps, that is quite delightful.

I doubt if the family would be happy with a real response from any patron who would have them as identured children, more or less, but still....

Quite the American way. Freedom to choose?

PackerFan
01-16-2003, 08:08 PM
Not really, I bought a kid last year, have him working in the barn, not a bad deal.

Hope the cost wasn't too high! ::)

sodaknomad
01-17-2003, 02:35 PM
PSSST: I've got a useless ex-"president" and several [well ok, 48] equally useless "senators" for sale... ;D

BoomerVet
01-18-2003, 08:05 PM
PSSST: I've got a useless ex-"president" and several [well ok, 48] equally useless "senators" for sale... ;D


I'm thinkin yer includin Sen. Zel Miller (D-GA) among the 48? In that one case, you may perhaps be mistaken. At least the man is honorable. Granted, he is a member of the Demoscum socialist party, but he often votes "outside the box" and speaks his mind with conviction. I admire that.

He is one of a mere handful of Demos that at least tries to uphold the American values of the now deceased Democrat party, and for that he has earned my respect. He is retiring in 2004 choosing not to run again. He has privately voiced his disgust with the bolder socialist leadership which has chosen anti-American stances as a way to "separate" themselves from the Repubs. I would bid on that one. :)