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I-RIGHT-I
05-31-2004, 12:41 PM
Some of the snooty broads on this board seem proud to mention that they skip over my posts. Frankly I think it's because they learned long ago that it's either going to piss them off or they just won't understand the content. Oh well. Not only will my posts help you understand the world we live in, bring you closer to your creator, help you lose those unsightly extra pounds, cure baldness and make your breath minty fresh, they can save your worthless life. This is one of those. It gives new meaning to the funny old acronym.
Found On Road Dead.

Bambi VS Godzilla

Wow. Both of these vehicles hit the exact same off-set barrier at 40mph. Now there's no question what would win in a head-on collesion between the two but then again the majority of accidents involve only a single car. All you have to do is look at the dummy's legs and you can get an idea of what would happen if you hit a wall in either car. The MINI had almost no intrusion which "indicates that the driver's survival space was maintained very well" - the F150 on the other hand had "Major collapse of the occupant compartment that left little survival space for the driver."

I'm interested in how a company could create a modern vehicle that could perform so badly on this test. Furthermore Ford had lots of space to work with to make this a safe vehicle. For BMW/MINI to do the job in 1/4 the space is what engineering is all about.

Keep in mind also this is the best selling vehicle in the US. One would think that Ford, knowing this, would have put more effort into the engineering of this truck. It gets worse; this platform is also the basis of both the Ford Expedition and to some extent the Ford Excursion. Both are marketed to be tough, safe, go anywhere SUVs and are sold as family transportation.

Why haven't we seen Dateline covering this. Why are they more interested in 5mph bumper tests - shouldn't this be front page news somewhere? There are millions F150s out there.

You can see the full crash results of the MINI Cooper here and the Ford F150 here . ...

LINK (http://www.bridger.us/2002/12/16/CrashTestingMINICooperVsFordF150)

I-RIGHT-I
05-31-2004, 12:43 PM
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ponygurl
05-31-2004, 12:48 PM
IRI: Some of the snooty broads on this board seem proud to mention that they skip over my posts.

Pony: ;D

I-RIGHT-I
05-31-2004, 12:56 PM
I dont drive a Ford truck but thanks for the info IRI. I also can not drive anything larger than a 2 door sedan....that whole depth perception thing has me turning corners over curbs.


So...things seem larger than they really are??? 8)

You're welcome too by the way.

ponygurl
05-31-2004, 12:56 PM
The ex has an F150. Eight cylinder.. goes like stink..man I love that truck. 8) (Except on the ice)

I-RIGHT-I
05-31-2004, 01:00 PM
IRI: Some of the snooty broads on this board seem proud to mention that they skip over my posts.

Pony: ;D

You do ignore me. I tell you how to fix your puter, your Grandma's furnace and your ex husband and all you do is poot on me. No good deed goes unpunished around here. :-\

ponygurl
05-31-2004, 01:02 PM
You do ignore me. I tell you how to fix your puter, your Grandma's furnace and your ex husband and all you do is poot on me. No good deed goes unpunished around here. :-\


;D :-*

ponygurl
05-31-2004, 01:04 PM
You do ignore me. I tell you how to fix your puter, your Grandma's furnace and your ex husband and all you do is poot on me. No good deed goes unpunished around here. :-\


You called me a kanuckian dumbass. :'(

I-RIGHT-I
05-31-2004, 01:15 PM
You called me a kanuckian dumbass. :'(


I think it was Kanookian Numbass but so what? You called me late for dinner.

truelies
05-31-2004, 03:29 PM
Got me at 16 they tried teaching me to drive in a station wagon. I rolled over every corner curb in the neighborhood including those that had those big decorative boulders. My parents were not amused the damaged I caused.


Stick shift???????????

wellkeptsecrets
05-31-2004, 07:28 PM
You called me a kanuckian dumbass. :'(


I'm sure that was a term of endearment. ;D

Somewhere around here he said I was a 'cutie' but lately he has had several of the girls mixed up so I'm sure he has no idea which one I am. At least he knows you're one of the Canadian Chicks. 8)