NoPC oldtimers...

[wendy]

It would be nice if we could get to know the "Oldtimers" on this forum. The NewsMaxers already know each other but we don't know anything about y'all (unless Lance has been badmouthing us) ;D Just kidding lance.

We don't want to scare anyone off so let me say that Lance knows us and can vouch for most of us. We are here to join YOUR board, not to recreate our old one.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm wendya..a former administrator of Newsmax forum. I moderated the hell hole of NewsMax...Culture/Society. My politics are Libertarian and my religion is none-of-the-above. :)

[Satan]

Good idea Wendy. :)

Hey, ya'll. I'm Sky, also a former NMax mod (Politics/Elections) and admin. I'm a libertarian and devout agnostic, and if you really want to pick a fight with me, tell me that the War on Drug Users is good for us. ;)

(BTW, Lance may vouch for me, but don't believe anything Wendy says about me.)

[stealthy]

Hi, I'm stealthy. And shazam, I'm a former mod too. sports/entertainment, back before they screwed it up by dividing it. I'm a conservative and I tend to side with the christians but really don't understand why people want to fight about religion.

I'm thrilled to be a virgin.

[Jethro Tull]

Did you ever throw a keg party for a few friends, only to have a bunch of people show up who you didn't even know? Were they rude and obnoxious, have poor hygiene, and not contribute so much as a half a bag of stale potato chips to the gathering?

Well, that was us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

All your base are belong to us!

Take off every Zig. (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf)

[Satan]

Hi, I'm stealthy. And shazam, I'm a former mod too. sports/entertainment, back before they screwed it up by dividing it. I'm a conservative and I tend to side with the christians but really don't understand why people want to fight about religion.

I'm thrilled to be a virgin.


MOUSE!!! You made it! 8)

[Satan]

Did you ever throw a keg party for a few friends, only to have a bunch of people show up who you didn't even know? Were they rude and obnoxious, have poor hygiene, and not contribute so much as a half a bag of stale potato chips to the gathering?

Well, that was us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

All your base are belong to us!

Take off every Zig. (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf)


Hey! Speak for yourself there, bud. I bathe every Saturday, whether I need it or not.

[tileman]

Well ya all have already seen me bouncing all over the place. I'm a believer.........heh heh..........bet you didn't figure that one, and semi non-political because I think they're all lying dogs.
I'm not born again and shit........so don't expect a hug. But I'll be there when you need me.

[stealthy]

MOUSE!!! You made it! 8)


Hi Sky. So this is where the other half live now?

I lost my homepage when Newsmax went down, the link on my profile is the only one I had. Don't ask me why. Glad to know where you're at. :)

Hello everyone from Newsmax!

Welcome all!


Thanks Jeremy. I'm glad to be here.

[jeny]

Hi, I'm Jeny, I was known as non-feminist at Newsmax.

I'm a Libertarian, I love to pick on NOW, I'm a stay at home mom with a broken ankle, so I have lots of spare time to post obnoxiously for a while. I'm Catholic, but I suck at it.

I really love this forum, look what I can do!

it moves!!!

[wendy]

[
Hi Sky. So this is where the other half live now?

I lost my homepage when Newsmax went down, the link on my profile is the only one I had. Don't ask me why. Glad to know where you're at. :)


Here you go:

http://www.geocities.com/gopstealthy/

The board may be down..but the control panel is alive and well. ;D

[stealthy]

Here you go:

http://www.geocities.com/gopstealthy/

The board may be down..but the control panel is alive and well. ;D


Thank you very much! I hated losing that, just for old times sake. I didn't even think to save things like that because I was so surprised about what I was reading Sat. morning.

I gotta find me a cool mouse pic for here. ;)

[wendy]

Thank you very much! I hated losing that, just for old times sake. I didn't even think to save things like that because I was so surprised about what I was reading Sat. morning.

I gotta find me a cool mouse pic for here. ;)


http://webhome.idirect.com/~totton/Animated/mouseani.gif

[Julia]

;D That's a cool mouse!

Anyway...

Hi, I'm Julia and I LOVE BIG BROTHER. But since there is a Julia and a Julie, I'm thinking about registering as Lis. (don't wanna confuse BurningSky, ya know. ;) )

Anyway... I, also, am devout agnostic and Libertarian (although, left-leaning).

I'm kinda quiet, but I'll speak up when I feel like there's something I can contribute. (Or when I think someone needs to call bullshit. ;) ) I'm a history geek and a news junkie. I hate to argue, but I love to do research so when I do get the courage to post, I can usually back up what I say. (but it takes me forever to post. :-[ )

I'm usually too nice for my own good, but I have a feeling I'm gonna feel more comfortable here...

[stealthy]

I like that mouse. I found this (http://www.geocities.com/cyberjunkie8/cool/badmouse.gif) one, but non-fem already has mickey.

[tileman]

The page doesn't work stealthy..........Post your real pic :o

[jeny]

stealthy, I have a link for Disney pictures if you're interested. There are HUNDREDS of Mickey Mouse pictures.

Hello everyone from Newsmax!

My name is Jeremy Kill. I have hung around Lance and the other regulars here and at other boards for about 6 years. I used to have a bartcop.com parody website called fartpoop.com until some of his looney friends started stalking me.

I'm Libertarian/Conservative. I'm a fundie who doesn't practice fundamentalism. I own a webhosting company with very cheap rates and unlimited free email addreses and such.

Some of you will no doubt either grow to love me or hate me as many here have done. I'm good friends with Lance and Marty. I'm friends with IM until he starts acting like a jackass. And Tim is just insane.

That's about it for now.

Welcome all!


Hi, Thales. I'm the sane one of this bunch. They keep me around so I can bring them back to reality every now and then when the exceed their expectations...and their abilities....a man's gotta know his limitations and such, right?

Anyways, glad to be here. I think Lance tolerated me over at NM...I came to his rescue a couple of times when he was "misunderstood" by a few fundaMENTALISTS if you get my drift.

badnews: I am a 'mentalist', but just calmer now as I don't go to church like I should or read my Bible as much. I have no catchy monicker to give to myself except "lazy Christian".

Well, it's a pleasure to have made your acquaintance, Thales. I'm the non-confrontational sort of poster and almost everything I say is veiled in some way or another.

I guess I'm just shy.

Hi I'm lonestar and I live in Toledo with a three legged cow I rescued from a shelter about three years ago. My real name is Oscar Figglemyer and I'm more the intellectual type, I rarely debate and when I do post it is usually after much thought and reflection and I'm mostly right but very gracious to others and their ideas.

I really like it here and hope to hang around for awhile.

Lonestar: I'm in Columbus. I grew up near Toledo and am glad to have left it 2 weeks after I graduated from high screwl.


I've been to Columbus, one of the better parts of Ohio :)

Lonestar: I'm in Columbus. I grew up near Toledo and am glad to have left it 2 weeks after I graduated from high screwl.


I've been to Columbus, one of the better parts of Ohio :)


I thought I had died once...but then I realized I was just in Columbus.

[Jethro Tull]

These NewsMax refugees are all lying. Every one of them is a court-ordered resident of a group home in Compostville, Nebraska. We let them use the office computers to post on message boards because it keeps them occupied, but not as agitated as when they surf porn sites.

They are generally harmless if you don't poke at them too much.http://www.plauder-smilies.de/poke2.gif

[stealthy]

The page doesn't work stealthy..........Post your real pic :o


I can't, for the same reason the link I posted didn't work. It's on geocities and you can't link to them. btw- you're just showing a red X.

Jeny, thanks. I'll find something. I love gif shopping. :D

FWIW- Sky calls me mouse because way back when newsmax first started having mods, I wasn't real crazy about the idea. So one night I started a thread "While the Cats away".....it was a lame attempt at insurrection.

I think he and wendy too were somewhat sympathetic to our cause. So I became mouse to Sky. It's a pet name that I'm fond of. I think they wanted us to follow the rules but being libertarian understood our not liking it. ;)

See, back when there were no mods, we pretty much stayed on C/E and did as we damned well pleased. They gave us mods to make us post in the "appropreate" forums.

It was great fun, everything I know about interacting and posting and you name it, I learned at newsmax.

Except who Mary Largen really was.

[Persephone]

badnews: I am a 'mentalist', but just calmer now as I don't go to church like I should or read my Bible as much. I have no catchy monicker to give to myself except "lazy Christian".

Well, it's a pleasure to have made your acquaintance, Thales. I'm the non-confrontational sort of poster and almost everything I say is veiled in some way or another.

I guess I'm just shy.



He doesn't lie, but bullshit is his middle name.

I'm Suth, and I am the real shy person in the group. Demure and ladylike in every sense.

The page doesn't work stealthy..........Post your real pic :o


I can't, for the same reason the link I posted didn't work. It's on geocities and you can't link to them. btw- you're just showing a red X.

Jeny, thanks. I'll find something. I love gif shopping. :D

FWIW- Sky calls me mouse because way back when newsmax first started having mods, I wasn't real crazy about the idea. So one night I started a thread "While the Cats away".....it was a lame attempt at insurrection.

I think he and wendy too were somewhat sympathetic to our cause. So I became mouse to Sky. It's a pet name that I'm fond of. I think they wanted us to follow the rules but being libertarian understood our not liking it. ;)

See, back when there were no mods, we pretty much stayed on C/E and did as we damned well pleased. They gave us mods to make us post in the "appropreate" forums.

It was great fun, everything I know about interacting and posting and you name it, I learned at newsmax.

Except who Mary Largen really was.


Who is Mary Largen? ??? ???

[stealthy]

Who is Mary Largen? ??? ???


A head game cluster ****. And according to her/him the most beloved poster on C/S.

[Meshuga Mikey]

Hello EveryBuddy---- I YAM Meshuga Mikey a Proud First Generation RGB-American,.. and FORMER HABITUE of the NEWSMAX.COM FORUMS~!!!

http://people.delphiforums.com/artcruncher/ColorMeRGB328.gif

[Julia]

I'm more the intellectual type, I rarely debate and when I do post it is usually after much thought and reflection and I'm mostly right but very gracious to others and their ideas.

I really like it here and hope to hang around for awhile.


Hey Oscar,

Are you picking on me?!?!

;D ;D :P :P

I'm more the intellectual type, I rarely debate and when I do post it is usually after much thought and reflection and I'm mostly right but very gracious to others and their ideas.

I really like it here and hope to hang around for awhile.


Hey Oscar,

Are you picking on me?!?!

;D ;D :P :P





Not you friend. Why didn't I know you were an agnostic? I am soooo glad you are here. :)

[Persephone]

How does the rollie thingie work?

How does the rollie thingie work?


worked okay. you got a new picture.

[Persephone]

How does the rollie thingie work?


worked okay. you got a new picture.



Yes. I'm searching for my identity.

[tileman]

I'd better get my butt in gear if I'm going to make junkie today

[Persephone]

So which picture do you like best so far---the angel, the devil, or the queen bitch?

[tileman]

How does the rollie thingie work?




worked okay. you got a new picture.



Yes. I'm searching for my identity.


Are you sure you want to be queen dog? ;D

[Persephone]

Are you sure you want to be queen dog? ;D


I figured it might be the only thing that would get me some respect around here. :-*

[Lazarus]

Hello everyone.

My newsmax alias was usually "LAZARUS".

However, some of you may have known me as "Spewer Green Pus," "SPLATTT!!!!," "AlGoreJr." and/or "The Spanish Inquisition."

Most people think that I am a boorish self-righteous asshole, and most of the time, most people are mostly right. :o

Those who love me, know me, however, but I ususally don't take prisoners. ;)

If I stick around, then hopefully this arrangement will be mutually beneficial and between mutually consenting adults. Just keep in mind, and be prepared to answer the $64,000 question:

"Is the screwing I am getting now worth the screwing I got then?"

Hope to love ya,

LAZARUS

;D

[tileman]

Are you sure you want to be queen dog? ;D


I figured it might be the only thing that would get me some respect around here. :-*


Kind of bouncing off extremes at the moment eh? ;)

[tileman]

Hello everyone.

My newsmax alias was usually "LAZARUS".

However, some of you may have known me as "Spewer Green Pus," "SPLATTT!!!!," "AlGoreJr." and/or "The Spanish Inquisition."

Most people think that I am a boorish self-righteous asshole, and most of the time, most people are mostly right. :o

Those who love me, know me, however, but I ususally don't take prisoners. ;)

If I stick around, then hopefully this arrangement will be mutually beneficial and between mutually consenting adults. Just keep in mind, and be prepared to answer the $64,000 question:

"Is the screwing I am getting now worth the screwing I got then?"

Hope to love ya,

LAZARUS

;D


What's the matter Laz..........nobody calling you a heretic yet? ;D

[Persephone]

Kind of bouncing off extremes at the moment eh? ;)


Do you know how difficult it is for me to narrow down to only one personality?

[tileman]

Kind of bouncing off extremes at the moment eh? ;)


Do you know how difficult it is for me to narrow down to only one personality?


That's a nice dog Suth...........just messing with you.

[tileman]

oow oow oow..............two more posts

[Persephone]

That's a nice dog Suth...........just messing with you.



I can't believe I was even bothering to explain the difficulty of picking a single identity to you. Of all people. ;)

[Persephone]

oow oow oow..............two more posts


I only have a few more before I lose my virginity.

So what do you want to talk about?

[tileman]

That's a nice dog Suth...........just messing with you.



I can't believe I was even bothering to explain the difficulty of picking a single identity to you. Of all people. ;)


Heh heh heh..........Yep, let them all be themselves.. ;D

[tileman]

oow oow oow..............two more posts


I only have a few more before I lose my virginity.

So what do you want to talk about?


That would be a better question for Juan to answer, but I wanted my 100th post... ;D

[Persephone]

Heh heh heh..........Yep, let them all be themselves.. ;D


One more post...

[tileman]

Rats.............I guess it takes more :(

[Julia]

Not you friend. Why didn't I know you were an agnostic? I am soooo glad you are here. :)




Well, I'm sure I resemble that remark. Except for the mostly right part, anyway. ;)

I took some kind of spirituality test one time and it labled me a secular humanist. I'm not real crazy about spiritual labels, but I really like Einstein's views of religion, god, and spirituality. I think he considered himself a secular humanist.

Thanks for the welcome. It's tough being shy and having this forum addiction. :-\

Btw, I'm a Texan in Arizona and you're a Zonie in Texas. I meant to ask you one time if you remember Matta's Restaurant?

[Persephone]

Here it is...my virginity losing post.

That is if lonestar didn't lie about 50 being that "special" number.

[Persephone]

Here it is...my virginity losing post.

That is if lonestar didn't lie about 50 being that "special" number.



Didn't work. Maybe it is 51.

[tileman]

Here it is...my virginity losing post.

That is if lonestar didn't lie about 50 being that "special" number.


One more...............need some help? :P

Well, I'm sure I resemble that remark. Except for the mostly right part, anyway. ;)

I took some kind of spirituality test one time and it labled me a secular humanist. I'm not real crazy about spiritual labels, but I really like Einstein's views of religion, god, and spirituality. I think he considered himself a secular humanist.

Thanks for the welcome. It's tough being shy and having this forum addiction. :-\

Btw, I'm a Texan in Arizona and you're a Zonie in Texas. I meant to ask you one time if you remember Matta's Restaurant?


Matta's Mexican food? Get real!! I used to live in there. I went to school with David Matta. His mom and dad started that restaurant. I grew up in Mesa. Now I live in Texas and I'm from Arizona. Small world :)

[Persephone]

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*

[wendy]

Good grief! Now we all have more "experience" than badnews.

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


It's embarrassing isn't it but it feels good? (would you put a question mark at the end of that sentance or is that a sentance?)

[tileman]

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


Apparently the number has been raised due to the larger number of posters...............too bad Suth, I feel your pain :'(

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


Apparently the number has been raised due to the larger number of posters...............too bad Suth, I feel your pain :'(



You feeling better now junkie? ;D

[tileman]

Oh wait .........it worked..........good job Suth

[tileman]

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


Apparently the number has been raised due to the larger number of posters...............too bad Suth, I feel your pain :'(



You feeling better now junkie? ;D


Yeah.........I'm bad!

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


Apparently the number has been raised due to the larger number of posters...............too bad Suth, I feel your pain :'(



You feeling better now junkie? ;D


Yeah.........I'm bad!


Speaking of bad where is that prick? I think he is lingering with the virgin thing. ;D

I'm here, Bill. I just don't have anything "witty" to say.

Plus, I'm depressed...and I don't know why. Do you have a clue how hard it was to accumulate 18,000 posts?

[tileman]

One more...............need some help? :P


Hey, you only told me I was going to lose my virginity. You didn't tell me Julia was going to be watching. :-*


Apparently the number has been raised due to the larger number of posters...............too bad Suth, I feel your pain :'(



You feeling better now junkie? ;D


Yeah.........I'm bad!


Speaking of bad where is that prick? I think he is lingering with the virgin thing. ;D


I think he's bouncing around maybe...board to board....beats me

[tileman]

I'm here, Bill. I just don't have anything "witty" to say.

Plus, I'm depressed...and I don't know why. Do you have a clue how hard it was to accumulate 18,000 posts?


Kind of dreary out today too...........

I haven't been to any other boards. I've been busy...it's been very stressful around here lately. I need someone to massage my feet and trim my toenails.

I'm here, Bill. I just don't have anything "witty" to say.

Plus, I'm depressed...and I don't know why. Do you have a clue how hard it was to accumulate 18,000 posts?


I'm here for you friend! Yes, I know how hard you worked this last year for us. I will never forget the memories thanks to you but alas we have a new year coming with, well whatever. ;D

I bet alot of people are feeling the loss of NewsMax, I know I am.

[Persephone]

I'm here, Bill. I just don't have anything "witty" to say.

Plus, I'm depressed...and I don't know why. Do you have a clue how hard it was to accumulate 18,000 posts?



Those were the days....

Don't be sad. We still have the trailer even if the truck we were hauling it with broke down.

Kisses

:-* :-* :-*

[tileman]

What comes after junkie?.......................And who can we raid?

[Persephone]

I haven't been to any other boards. I've been busy...it's been very stressful around here lately. I need someone to massage my feet and trim my toenails.



Will you soak them in warm, soapy water first?

What comes after junkie?.......................And who can we raid?


Four stars I think. I guess Guardian is the only one who gets five. Has anybody ever gone past junkie?

Originally posted by HONEY BUNNY:
Fuck you asshole!



Just checking compatibility....

Amen, of course.

[tileman]

I haven't been to any other boards. I've been busy...it's been very stressful around here lately. I need someone to massage my feet and trim my toenails.


heh heh.........don't look at me...........you be shit out of luck bud

I'm still blaming myself for closing down NewsMax.

I should have been a better person.

I apologize, everyone.

I haven't been to any other boards. I've been busy...it's been very stressful around here lately. I need someone to massage my feet and trim my toenails.


I love you brother but I don't do toenails but Suth is there for you in that department. ;D

[Persephone]

I'm still blaming myself for closing down NewsMax.

I should have been a better person.

I apologize, everyone.



Don't be silly, pussyface. It wasn't your fault.

I'm still blaming myself for closing down NewsMax.

I should have been a better person.

I apologize, everyone.


It wasn't you, it was Wise and those bizarre pictures.

I could make junkie tonight 8)

[tileman]

If they want us back, we should demand features like they have here...........................and t-shirts

[tileman]

I could make junkie tonight 8)


Geeze..........ya think? ;)

[tileman]

Just one more Lonestar.............cough or something bud

I could make junkie tonight 8)


Geeze..........ya think? ;)


I just might make it. I just saw that post badnews made checking compatibility on Honey Bunny, ROFL!! ;D

Just one more Lonestar.............cough or something bud


If we don't get a 100 post head start on badnews before he gets back in form we are going to be left in the dust. ;D

[wendy]

I'm here, Bill. I just don't have anything "witty" to say.

Plus, I'm depressed...and I don't know why. Do you have a clue how hard it was to accumulate 18,000 posts?


In 11 months. ::)

[Julia]

Quote from: lonestar on Today at 06:28:33pm
Matta's Mexican food? Get real!! I used to live in there. I went to school with David Matta. His mom and dad started that restaurant. I grew up in Mesa. Now I live in Texas and I'm from Arizona. Small world :)


Talk about small world...

David's daughter, Elliot, is my best friend and our sons are best friends, too. Lisa and Louie opened up a Matta's Too across from Fiesta mall. And David's sons are opening up another Matta's in east Mesa.

Here's a link to their website.

http://www.mattas.com

They still have the best Mexican food around.

TA DAAA!!

I would like to thank the staff of NoPC, my friends and wendya for saying I suck. I couldn't have done it with out you all and I thank you.

[wendy]

It could be worse Lonestar. I was going to say you suck badnews...but I didn't want to bring you unwanted attention. :)

Quote from: lonestar on Today at 06:28:33pm
Matta's Mexican food? Get real!! I used to live in there. I went to school with David Matta. His mom and dad started that restaurant. I grew up in Mesa. Now I live in Texas and I'm from Arizona. Small world :)


Talk about small world...

David's daughter, Elliot, is my best friend and our sons are best friends, too. Lisa and Louie opened up a Matta's Too across from Fiesta mall. And David's sons are opening up another Matta's in east Mesa.

Here's a link to their website.

http://www.mattas.com

They still have the best Mexican food around.


Unbeliveable!! One of the things I missed most about Mesa was Matta's and their hot sauce and now I can order it by the case!!!! Thanks for the link, I will be forever greatful.

I didn't know David's kids, it's been sooo long now. I remember when he got married though and bought a house near my grandmother. He worked for Valley National Bank at that time.

Do you live in Mesa?

It could be worse Lonestar. I was going to say you suck badnews...but I didn't want to bring you unwanted attention. :)


;D


p.s.

you can take the lonestar sucks down now.

[wendy]

;D


p.s.

you can take the lonestar sucks down now.


Why? You don't want anyone to know? ???

[Lazarus]

Hello everyone.

My newsmax alias was usually "LAZARUS".

However, some of you may have known me as "Spewer Green Pus," "SPLATTT!!!!," "AlGoreJr." and/or "The Spanish Inquisition."

Most people think that I am a boorish self-righteous asshole, and most of the time, most people are mostly right. :o

Those who love me, know me, however, but I ususally don't take prisoners. ;)

If I stick around, then hopefully this arrangement will be mutually beneficial and between mutually consenting adults. Just keep in mind, and be prepared to answer the $64,000 question:

"Is the screwing I am getting now worth the screwing I got then?"

Hope to love ya,

LAZARUS

;D


What's the matter Laz..........nobody calling you a heretic yet? ;D


It is often par for the course, I am afraid.

;D


p.s.

you can take the lonestar sucks down now.


Why? You don't want anyone to know? ???


You know, in case Gay Avenger finds his way over here ;)

Hi I'm Lizzie, a former NewsMaxer (ye Gods that sounds too much like something from AA). Well I've been NewsMax free since Saturday morning. Aren't y'all proud of me ;D

Thank you Lance for telling us about this place, otherwise many of us would have been homeless.

So NoPC regulars, if I overstep the bounds here let me know, gently please.

[Chutzpah]

Hey! Speak for yourself there, bud. I bathe every Saturday, whether I need it or not.


Yea, I bathe once a month, sometimes twice!

I have never, ever, never had trolling relations with that forum, NM, not once not ever! 8)

(just ignore the NM moderator wendya behind the curtain)

I don't like labels but I think most would peg me as Conservative/Christian

I'm One Eyed Jack, one of the former NewsMax fundies. I used to get them all riled up by being a self-righteous jerk. Now I'm here...

;D

I'm One Eyed Jack, one of the former NewsMax fundies. I used to get them all riled up by being a self-righteous jerk. Now I'm here...

;D


Is that your pic? Why you old liar you have two eyes, and you're damn cute!

Yep, that's me. I've always told you guys that I really have two eyes, but thanks for the complement. :D

[jeny]

as usual, I will be the last one to lose my virginity.

Yep, that's me. I've always told you guys that I really have two eyes, but thanks for the complement. :D


You should change your user name to DAAAMN!! That's what I thought when I saw the picture. You just all kinds of cute.

as usual, I will be the last one to lose my virginity.


I'll be right behind you. No, I'm not looking at your butt! :D

[jeny]

as usual, I will be the last one to lose my virginity.


I'll be right behind you. No, I'm not looking at your butt! :D


yes you ARE looking at my butt...

cute, huh? ;D

Yep, that's me. I've always told you guys that I really have two eyes, but thanks for the complement. :D


You should change your user name to DAAAMN!! That's what I thought when I saw the picture. You just all kinds of cute.


Thanks. You've seen my picture before though haven't you?

as usual, I will be the last one to lose my virginity.


I'm almost there!

as usual, I will be the last one to lose my virginity.


I'll be right behind you. No, I'm not looking at your butt! :D


yes you ARE looking at my butt...

cute, huh? ;D


Depends on how you shake it baby. ;)

How many more do I need -- like 20?

Yep, that's me. I've always told you guys that I really have two eyes, but thanks for the complement. :D


You should change your user name to DAAAMN!! That's what I thought when I saw the picture. You just all kinds of cute.


Thanks. You've seen my picture before though haven't you?


It was a little, little picture. I couldn't really see you well enough. I thought you were cute in the old one, but this one I can see your eyes. You have nice eyes, all two of them!

How many more do I need -- like 20?


50 posts. I just made it to 51, and now I'm a No-PC Neophyte. Wow that's a relief.

Yep, that's me. I've always told you guys that I really have two eyes, but thanks for the complement. :D


You should change your user name to DAAAMN!! That's what I thought when I saw the picture. You just all kinds of cute.


Thanks. You've seen my picture before though haven't you?


It was a little, little picture. I couldn't really see you well enough. I thought you were cute in the old one, but this one I can see your eyes. You have nice eyes, all two of them!


Thanks. You can almost tell what color they are in that pic. I had some that I thought were better, but I forgot to save them when I formatted my hard drive a couple months ago.

How many more do I need -- like 20?


50 posts. I just made it to 51, and now I'm a No-PC Neophyte. Wow that's a relief.


Looks like I got 17 to go. Am I pulling ahead of non-fem yet?

[jeny]

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.

[wendy]

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Mentally?

[jeny]

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Mentally?


among other things.

you really ARE a bitch once that admin hat comes off! ;D

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)

Seven more to go! ;D

[Persephone]

Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)



Please don't tell me that came from a can.

Hey, it doesn't change until 51 does it? Ok, now that's seven more...

Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)



Please don't tell me that came from a can.


Nah, I went over to my mom's tonight and brought some home with me. Home-made too -- it's awesome.

Hey, it doesn't change until 51 does it? Ok, now that's seven more...


You got it made unless your homemade computer dies. ;D

Hey, it doesn't change until 51 does it? Ok, now that's seven more...


You got it made unless your homemade computer dies. ;D


My homemade computer rocks. Besides... I already replaced the power-supply when it blew six months ago (I should have known better than to even try running an Athlon T-bird on a 235-watt PS). ;D

[jeny]

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)


With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.

Hey, it doesn't change until 51 does it? Ok, now that's seven more...


You got it made unless your homemade computer dies. ;D


My homemade computer rocks. Besides... I already replaced the power-supply when it blew six months ago (I should have known better than to even try running an Athlon T-bird on a 235-watt PS). ;D


It worked for about a week though...

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)


With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.


Well, you keep plugging away hop-along -- you'll get there eventually. And stop looking at my butt will ya? ;D

[jeny]

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)


With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.


Well, you keep plugging away hop-along -- you'll get there eventually. And stop looking at my butt will ya? ;D


I'm not looking at your butt!

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)


With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.


Well, you keep plugging away hop-along -- you'll get there eventually. And stop looking at my butt will ya? ;D


I'm not looking at your butt!


LIAR!

Almost there... ;D

No fair, OEJ, I'm handicapped. There should be some ADA rule about this.


Hey... I stopped posting long enough to fix me a bowl of chicken and dumplings. What else do you want me to do? ;)


With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.


Well, you keep plugging away hop-along -- you'll get there eventually. And stop looking at my butt will ya? ;D


I'm not looking at your butt!


LIAR! You know I really was looking when you were ahead of me...

Almost there... ;D

Man, I messed up the quote and modify buttons again. Oh well... I'm no longer a virgin. :)

[Jethro Tull]

With all these kiddie gates and my cast, it takes me 25 minutes to go pee.


Thanks for sharing. I was wondering how a broken ankle slowed down your posting, and had just about decided that you have a manual transmission computer . . . :o

[jeny]

see, I AM the last one!

see, I AM the last one!


Catholic girls... ;D

[tileman]

Jeny, Hate to burst your bubble (so to speak....heh heh) but BN's more of virgin than you are at this point.. ;D

[jeny]

badnews isn't feeling like himself. When he gets back in the swing of things, he'll have 5 stars in one week.

badnews isn't feeling like himself. When he gets back in the swing of things, he'll have 5 stars in one week.


No doubt... he averaged like 60 posts a day over at Newsmax.

[Satan]

Well, it's a pleasure to have made your acquaintance, Thales. I'm the non-confrontational sort of poster and almost everything I say is veiled in some way or another.

I guess I'm just shy.



OMG!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I know, I'm late. I just can't believe you said that.
Wait... yes I can.

[Jethro Tull]

I had been away from . . . that other place, the bad place, that evil which shall be nameless in its infamy . . . since right after the '00 fiasco, and had only recently returned. I hung out in the current events and politics fora, and missed most of the heavy action over in culture/society. So many of those battles have been fought over and over . . . but that's a matter of personal taste, I'm sure you could say the same of some of the political fights.

When I have no other demands on my time, I can average 15 - 20 posts a day. And that is by spending waaaaay too much time online and on boards! (Thanks for reminding me of that, Suth)! I can't imagine spending enough time to average 53.9 posts per day over 11 months. That just can't be healthy!

[tileman]

I've averaged about 60 a day on this board alone........my ass is a little sore, but it wasn't that tough. I just kept them short. ;D


I had been away from . . . that other place, the bad place, that evil which shall be nameless in its infamy . . . since right after the '00 fiasco, and had only recently returned. I hung out in the current events and politics fora, and missed most of the heavy action over in culture/society. So many of those battles have been fought over and over . . . but that's a matter of personal taste, I'm sure you could say the same of some of the political fights.

When I have no other demands on my time, I can average 15 - 20 posts a day. And that is by spending waaaaay too much time online and on boards! (Thanks for reminding me of that, Suth)! I can't imagine spending enough time to average 53.9 posts per day over 11 months. That just can't be healthy!

[jeny]

I've averaged about 60 a day on this board alone........my ass is a little sore, but it wasn't that tough. I just kept them short. ;D




heh, 60 per day? junkie? I don't think so pal, that's BB whore status. :D

I've averaged about 60 a day on this board alone........my ass is a little sore, but it wasn't that tough. I just kept them short. ;D




heh, 60 per day? junkie? I don't think so pal, that's BB whore status. :D


Give him a couple more days... ;D

[tileman]

I've averaged about 60 a day on this board alone........my ass is a little sore, but it wasn't that tough. I just kept them short. ;D




Well with this one it's 60, and actually I prefer the term slut, as I'm not paid.. ;D

heh, 60 per day? junkie? I don't think so pal, that's BB whore status. :D

[guido]

Good idea, Wendya. I must have overlooked this thread.

Anyway, I'm guido.....with a small "g", because I'm insignificant. :)

I'm not Italian, I'm Irish. My real name is Bill. I'm a former Catholic, but I simply call myself a Christian now.

I don't usually apply myself to any one party, but my political leanings are right of center on most issues.

[Julia]

Quote from: lonestar on Today at 06:28:33pm
Unbeliveable!! One of the things I missed most about Mesa was Matta's and their hot sauce and now I can order it by the case!!!! Thanks for the link, I will be forever greatful.

I didn't know David's kids, it's been sooo long now. I remember when he got married though and bought a house near my grandmother. He worked for Valley National Bank at that time.

Do you live in Mesa?


8) There's nothing like Matta's hot sauce! To be honest, that's the main reason I posted the link. I wanted to tell you they are selling it, but I didn't want to come off like I was advertising, or something. :-[ But since I do know how addictive it is, I thought you might like some. It gets hotter if ya stop eating it, ya know. I love it! Enjoy your supply!


I'm in Chandler, almost Queen Creek. This used to be farmland waaaaay out in the boonies. Now it's all cookie-cutter houses and strip malls. But for some reason, when weather conditions are just right, it still smells like cows. It's lovely. ;)

[Ed Edwards]

Interesting.
I'm an old timer here.
I need to wait till later tonight to post.
See you then.

[Descartes]

Hello All,

I come from the Newsmax Forum. Mainly stayed in CS. Not a high count poster, but I think my presence was felt none the less. Good to see we all have somewhere to go now that Newsmax is gone. Thanks for that Lance. In politics I'm Libertarian. In religious things, I'm . . . well . . . not sure really. Maybe somewhat gnostic with a hint of Pagan and maybe some Tao Buddhism, oh yeah and throw in some Catholic too. The Manicheans were pretty interesting. (I think you get the point ;).)

Oh . . . Don't tell anyone, but I used to post as Nutty.

Quote from: lonestar on Today at 06:28:33pm
Unbeliveable!! One of the things I missed most about Mesa was Matta's and their hot sauce and now I can order it by the case!!!! Thanks for the link, I will be forever greatful.

I didn't know David's kids, it's been sooo long now. I remember when he got married though and bought a house near my grandmother. He worked for Valley National Bank at that time.

Do you live in Mesa?


8) There's nothing like Matta's hot sauce! To be honest, that's the main reason I posted the link. I wanted to tell you they are selling it, but I didn't want to come off like I was advertising, or something. :-[ But since I do know how addictive it is, I thought you might like some. It gets hotter if ya stop eating it, ya know. I love it! Enjoy your supply!


I'm in Chandler, almost Queen Creek. This used to be farmland waaaaay out in the boonies. Now it's all cookie-cutter houses and strip malls. But for some reason, when weather conditions are just right, it still smells like cows. It's lovely. ;)



I'm ordering a case today :) I just can't get over how small the world is sometimes. You don't know any LeSueur's or Massey's do you?

Hello All,

I come from the Newsmax Forum. Mainly stayed in CS. Not a high count poster, but I think my presence was felt none the less. Good to see we all have somewhere to go now that Newsmax is gone. Thanks for that Lance. In politics I'm Libertarian. In religious things, I'm . . . well . . . not sure really. Maybe somewhat gnostic with a hint of Pagan and maybe some Tao Buddhism, oh yeah and throw in some Catholic too. The Manicheans were pretty interesting. (I think you get the point ;).)

Oh . . . Don't tell anyone, but I used to post as Nutty.


Hey Nutty now Descartes, good to see you over here. :)

[Persephone]

Hello All,

I come from the Newsmax Forum. Mainly stayed in CS. Not a high count poster, but I think my presence was felt none the less. Good to see we all have somewhere to go now that Newsmax is gone. Thanks for that Lance. In politics I'm Libertarian. In religious things, I'm . . . well . . . not sure really. Maybe somewhat gnostic with a hint of Pagan and maybe some Tao Buddhism, oh yeah and throw in some Catholic too. The Manicheans were pretty interesting. (I think you get the point ;).)

Oh . . . Don't tell anyone, but I used to post as Nutty.



Nutty is here!!! Yippee!!!

Good to see ya, bud.

[Descartes]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm pretty busy at work now, but I'll check in when I can.

I checked out EZ, why aren't more of those people coming here? They afraid of Lance?
I can't check two boards, I'm lazy.

[Persephone]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm pretty busy at work now, but I'll check in when I can.

I checked out EZ, why aren't more of those people coming here? They afraid of Lance?
I can't check two boards, I'm lazy.




Looks like Wendya's gang came here and Anastasia's gang went there. Since I have no idea who all of those other losers were, I don't know what happened to them. :)

[Descartes]

I think thebibble went there though. I think she should be here. JMO. Other than that, I didn't know most of the people over there.

[Persephone]

I think thebibble went there though. I think she should be here. JMO. Other than that, I didn't know most of the people over there.



Somebody who is registered at both places should send her a private message telling her who all is over here.

She may not have gotten the word.

Hint, hint...

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm pretty busy at work now, but I'll check in when I can.

I checked out EZ, why aren't more of those people coming here? They afraid of Lance?
I can't check two boards, I'm lazy.




Looks like Wendya's gang came here and Anastasia's gang went there. Since I have no idea who all of those other losers were, I don't know what happened to them. :)



Maybe I'll catch hell for this (hope so :P) but the ones going over to EZ are the prayer thread people and the one's who thrive on having their ego's stroked and half of them were the biggest phonies I ever met in my life and I hope they stay there and drown in their syrup.

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.

[jeny]

yeah, but BN, HB is over there, she probably wants to give you a warm welcome, you know the kind...

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.


They will bore themselves into oblivion unless they come over here :o

yeah, but BN, HB is over there, she probably wants to give you a warm welcome, you know the kind...


I almost joined that board just so I could get a Death By Flame posting "Fuck you asshole."

[jeny]

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.


They will bore themselves into oblivion unless they come over here :o




I don't know lonestar, some of them hung out at the etc forum in their big love fest and never argued about anything except when the shit hit the fan witht the cajun/arod/tiger mess. SOME of them are not too exciting. I can think of a few I won't miss at all.

[jeny]

yeah, but BN, HB is over there, she probably wants to give you a warm welcome, you know the kind...


I almost joined that board just so I could get a Death By Flame posting "Fuck you asshole."


will you please do it so I can watch???

[JohnS]

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.


That's not the way it works bad. Get a bunch of Christians of different denominations together and there will praobably be more scratchin, bitin and hair pullin than if it was a Christian and an Atheist, Hindu or Budist discussing religion.

yeah, but BN, HB is over there, she probably wants to give you a warm welcome, you know the kind...


I almost joined that board just so I could get a Death By Flame posting "Fuck you asshole."


That's the biggest friggin phony of them all. She just drips with the ooey gooey BS until you step on her toe and that's the first thing out of her mouth.

BTW, love the way you keep it going ;D

[Persephone]

Okay, dearheart, I don't think you should go to EZ, but if you do, will you please send out a memo regarding date and time well in advance?

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.


That's not the way it works bad. Get a bunch of Christians of different denominations together and there will praobably be more scratchin, bitin and hair pullin than if it was a Christian and an Atheist, Hindu or Budist discussing religion.


Yeah, I'm with you on that concept. There is one element being left out of your equation, howeer.

Who are they gonna be able to blame their hate on? :)

[tileman]

She's probably just a nice lady that got fed up.................I'm proud of her. It's probably only the third time it's ever come out of her mouth. Singer is sick.......Honey Bunney is her friend, why is that such a hard thing to understand?
Be nice to nice people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if they aren't like you.
That doesn't mean I don't love you guys......just an observation.

She's probably just a nice lady that got fed up.................I'm proud of her. It's probably only the third time it's ever come out of her mouth. Singer is sick.......Honey Bunney is her friend, why is that such a hard thing to understand?
Be nice to nice people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if they aren't like you.
That doesn't mean I don't love you guys......just an observation.


Oh, okay :-[ I just had to get that off my chest though. We all get fed up, I know that. That was yesterday, this is today. You won't hear another peep outta me about that anymore.

She's probably just a nice lady that got fed up.................I'm proud of her. It's probably only the third time it's ever come out of her mouth. Singer is sick.......Honey Bunney is her friend, why is that such a hard thing to understand?
Be nice to nice people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if they aren't like you.
That doesn't mean I don't love you guys......just an observation.


I respect loyalty in people...in fact, I demand it.

At least I'm glad I didn't use profanties like that at NewsMax. 8)

[jeny]

She's probably just a nice lady that got fed up.................I'm proud of her. It's probably only the third time it's ever come out of her mouth. Singer is sick.......Honey Bunney is her friend, why is that such a hard thing to understand?
Be nice to nice people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if they aren't like you.
That doesn't mean I don't love you guys......just an observation.


whatever, the hypocrisy is overwhelming from that crowd. They berated c/s like crazy for being a cesspool, but honey bunny had the foulest mouth of them all. All of her threads are laced with F this and F that and everyone who doesn't agree with her point of view gets the oudest white trash bitchin' you could imagine.

[tileman]

Your racking up the posts bud..............by the time I get home you'll be like a guru, or whatever's next ;D I'll never catch up
I gotta go.................talk to ya all tonight (that's S CA for all y'all, for those that don't speak English.. ;D)

[Persephone]

I've never noticed Honey Bunny being particularly nice. I hardly ever went to etc, but she wasn't nice at all to us when she came to CS.

[jeny]

I've never noticed Honey Bunny being particularly nice. I hardly ever went to etc, but she wasn't nice at all to us when she came to CS.


she was like the queen bee of etc. I never particularly liked her, but when she went off all in a huge middle aged whiney bitch fest about that french woman taking her clothes off at airport security and comparing it to mother's breastfeeding their children in public with all the class of drunk bill clinton at a brothel...well I lost all respect for her.

[JohnS]

Let me ask you one thing: How much fun could it possibly be for Christians to debate amongst themselves the same things they say they believe in and come to the final conclusion that, in fact, they don't, thereby realizing they have no one else to blame their hatred upon?

In other words, they don't have a choir to preach to.

They'll bore themselves into oblivion in a matter of days.


That's not the way it works bad. Get a bunch of Christians of different denominations together and there will praobably be more scratchin, bitin and hair pullin than if it was a Christian and an Atheist, Hindu or Budist discussing religion.


Yeah, I'm with you on that concept. There is one element being left out of your equation, howeer.

Who are they gonna be able to blame their hate on? :)


Who to blame? Take your pick: Martin Luther, John Calvin, the Pope, Wesley, Zwingley, Jerry Falwell etc. There are plenty of people to blame for our own shortcomings.

[tileman]

I've never noticed Honey Bunny being particularly nice. I hardly ever went to etc, but she wasn't nice at all to us when she came to CS.


I didn't know her very well, but she always was nice to me, and singer has always been too cool. Everybody flips out when the one's they care for are attacked..............or should anyway.

John, you know what I meant. I was talking about their inability to follow the second golden rule. Inability or unwillingness? Never did figure that one out.

Now, since there will be relatively few Christian "bashers" there to point fingers at, I will be amazed if they belly up to the bar and figure it out for themselves.

[jeny]

come on BN, honey's boom boom room will be so popular over there. ::)

[kathleen]

Actually, I'm reading the "Let's all become Christians" thread and wish that I knew where Aussie Thinker was, I think he would have a blast with some of those people. Though we can also sic Lance on them. ;D

[jeny]

Yes! Aussie thinker!! And quaker, I disagree with her on pretty much everything, but she always brings something substantial to a debate.

ANd I know we got GA over at voy, but we need to get him over here too.

[JohnS]

John, you know what I meant. I was talking about their inability to follow the second golden rule. Inability or unwillingness? Never did figure that one out.

Now, since there will be relatively few Christian "bashers" there to point fingers at, I will be amazed if they belly up to the bar and figure it out for themselves.


I havn't figured it out either. There does see to be a lot of difficulty in following the second Great Commandment: "Love your neighbor as yourself". Many Christians forget that at the Last Supper Jesus prayed that his followers would live in unity. If they really understood the Heart of Jesus they would try a lot harder to be more loving toward each other.

[Lance]

8) Anyone got Aussie's e-mail? If you do, let him know we're here.

[Jethro Tull]

I wonder if they are over there bitching about you guys? Could this be one of those symbiotic relationships?

I always stayed away from those C/S wars . . . would rather vanquish leftists on the political boards . . . but in the immortal words of Rodney King . . . Can't we all just get along?
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[Satan]

You wonder??? ;D

[Jethro Tull]

You wonder??? ;D


Not really, just keeping the pot stirred! ;D

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8) Anyone got Aussie's e-mail? If you do, let him know we're here.


I sent him an e-mail this morning and told him the better half was over here. :D

[wendy]

[
I sent him an e-mail this morning and told him the better half was over here. :D


Thanks. :) I knew there was someone I forgot.

[Ed Edwards]

\o/ Glory to the Lord \o/

\o/ Praise be to Jesus \o/

Wendya: " My politics are Libertarian and my religion
is none-of-the-above. "

Wendya: Welcome to NoPC!
I voted Libertarian in the last election.
I'm frequently Republican but didn't want
to see a dynasty formed. I'm happy with one
President per family, thank you :)

BTW, Wendya, I think i understand "none-of-the-above"
religion. But i have to ask if that is orthodox none-of-the-above,
reformed none-of-the-above, missionary none-of-the-above,
or just plain none-of-the-above none-of-the-above :)

Ed looks in his blessing basket for a blessing
appropriate to a none-of-the-above. Ah,
here we go: May Wendya be blessed.

BurningSky: "I'm a libertarian and devout agnostic"

Welcome to NoPC!
I believe "devout agnostic" is better than being
a lackadaisical/default agnostic. Of course, i think
the height of hypocracy is the revalationary athiest
i ran into :) The Revelationary Athiest
was told by God in no uncertain terms that She definately
does not exist :)

Ed consults his book: "Blessings for all Sorts"
under "devout agnostic". Ah, here we go:
May Blessings flow unto BruningSky.

Now, on the history of this board. Once while
i was wanting to refer to human people without
being sexist, homophobic, religioustst, etc
(i.e. be PC=politically correct) and was
so refering at a high typing speed :)
i spelled "human beings" as "human beans".
Well, being a semi-professional bean counter :)
that designation seemed to stick with me
(was stuck on me :)). So if i along the course
of a post use "human beans" you know it means
the same thing as "human beings".

Stealthy: "I'm a conservative and
I tend to side with the christians but really
don't understand why people want to fight about religion."

I'm fairly conservative politically, but not
THAT conservative :)
I'm fairly conservative religiously, but not
THAT conservative :)
I think most of my religion fights are more like
the occassional thumb wrestle.

Ed thumbs thru the book of blessings for a
"doesnt' like to fight about religion blessing".
Ah ha! May God bless Stealthy and give them peace.

Jethro Tull: "Did you ever throw a keg party for a few friends,
only to have a bunch of people show up who you
didn't even know? "

No. Did you?

Jethro Tull: "Well, that was us. Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated."

Hey! :) that is my line.
We are the ed :) Resistance is futile :)

Ed thumbs thru his well-worn book of blessings
for folks with nifty monikers ... A blessing
be unto Jethro Tull.

Tileman: "I'm a believer.........heh
heh..........bet you didn't figure that one,
and semi non-political ... "

eek! You sure are making it hard on us
peg-hole-ers. Oh well, nobody said peg-hole-ing
would be easy :)

Ed looks for a blessing for folks hard to
peg hole. May an unclassified god please
bless the unclassified person.

Tom was quite beside himself all week-end of
the Lady Godiva Impersonator's Convention.

Thales: "My name is Jeremy Kill."

Oh, that "Thales". Oh, then u are an oldtimer,
election of '96 and all :)

Bless you Bud!

Thales: "Some of you will no doubt either grow to love me
or hate me as many here have done. I'm good
friends with Lance and Marty. I'm friends
with IM until he starts acting like a jackass.
And Tim is just insane."

And Ed is part of the woodwork maybe :)

Jeny: "I'm a Libertarian, ...
I'm Catholic, but I suck at it. "

Ah, easy to picK :)
God bless you very much.

I like to use the King James Version (KJV) so
that would be "sucketh" :)

Julia: "Anyway... I, also, am devout agnostic and
Libertarian (although, left-leaning)."

Hello Julia! Of course I'm from Oklahoma so
i know about aggienostics :) you know,
the country cousins of city agnostics :)

May God, if any, bless you highly!

Julia: " ... I'll speak up when I feel like
there's something I can contribute. (Or when I
think someone needs to call bullshit. )"

Ah, every board needs someone in the role
of feces detector :)

Um, Edward? By far, hands down THE most smilies I've ever seen in a single post.

Good job. :)

[Satan]

BurningSky: "I'm a libertarian and devout agnostic"

Welcome to NoPC!
I believe "devout agnostic" is better than being
a lackadaisical/default agnostic. Of course, i think
the height of hypocracy is the revalationary athiest
i ran into :) The Revelationary Athiest
was told by God in no uncertain terms that She definately
does not exist :)

Ed consults his book: "Blessings for all Sorts"
under "devout agnostic". Ah, here we go:
May Blessings flow unto BruningSky.


Thanks Ed.

I think of myself as 'devout' because it's only through considerable and constant effort that I have no idea whether God exists or not. ;)

If He does, may he bless you as well.
If not, well, peace be unto you anyway. :)

[tileman]

;D Ok Ed.........how bout the God of Abraham, and the Christ some call Jesus...............though I think He may respond to other names, or none at all. I don't like to pigeon hole Him I guess..........

[Ed Edwards]

\o/ Glory to the Lord \o/

\o/ Praise be to Jesus \o/

To whom it may concern:
I've put those on "ignore" who can't seem to
get past rude Junior High mental level pictures.
I think the self-potrait of the one with his
head up his never-mind -- i can live without.
And if i want to look at a big penis, i'll drop
my drawers. Thank you for your corrective action
in this regard.

BTW, i copy these strings on to a floppy and
comment to them off-line. So the pictures disappear.

BTW#2, how am i going to fudge and look at this
board at work, if you keep up with the off-color
icons? Thank you.

BTW#3, i'm a self-made prude. I was really
offended by these pictures :) I was
offend my the "head-up" picture for 14 minutes :)
I was offended by the big prick for 27 minutes :)

Burningsky: "I think of myself as 'devout' because it's only through
considerable and constant effort that I have no idea
whether God exists or not. "

Makes sense to me? Once i dug a hole
in my back yard about 6 foot
by 6 foot and some five feet deep. Then i filled
it in. It keep me off the streets and out of
the pool hall. otherwise it was probably a waste
of time.

Burningsky: "If He does, may he bless you as well.
If not, well, peace be unto you anyway. "

And may what you wished for me be unto you
DOUBLE!

Tileman: "Ok Ed.........how bout the God of Abraham, and
the Christ some call Jesus...............though I
think He may respond to other names, or none at all.
I don't like to pigeon hole Him I guess.......... "

Well, you caught me :) I'm a Jesus Phreaque.
I'm 112% for Jesus. He might be just the wrong
person to force into a pigeon hole. Maybe we aught
to figure out which pigeon hole He wants us in?

Badnews: "Um, Edward? By far, hands down THE most smilies
I've ever seen in a single post."

Keep smiling :) it confuses the enemy :)
Alas, it may be like in Pogo back in the 50s :)
"We have met the enemy, and they is us :( "

How can anything be greater than 100% ???

[Persephone]

Eddie...you woulda luved NewsMax.

[Ed Edwards]

How can anything be greater than 100% ???
Hyper-omnipotent :)


Modified to correct spelling of "hyper".

[Ed Edwards]

Eddie...you woulda luved NewsMax.
Ed, the voice of one crying in the
cyber-wilderness: "Ease-modify the
route to the Lord".

[Satan]

Burningsky: "I think of myself as 'devout' because it's only through
considerable and constant effort that I have no idea
whether God exists or not. "

Makes sense to me? Once i dug a hole
in my back yard about 6 foot
by 6 foot and some five feet deep. Then i filled
it in. It keep me off the streets and out of
the pool hall. otherwise it was probably a waste
of time.

I've been in pool halls and churches. I enjoyed them both...somewhat. ;)

What if I'm digging the hole into disbelief and my search for spirituality keeps filling it back up? Did you automatically think the reverse was true? :)

Burningsky: "If He does, may he bless you as well.
If not, well, peace be unto you anyway. "

And may what you wished for me be unto you
DOUBLE!

Thanks, Ed.

BTW, You don't mind if I smoke, do you? I mean, as long as I'm at my house and you're at yours? ;) ;D

[Persephone]

Maybe this place needs an etc where people can go to yack about nothing much at all without all of the fucking profanities they'll be subjected to with our sorry ass yacking. :P

Maybe this place needs an etc where people can go to yack about nothing much at all without all of the fucking profanities they'll be subjected to with our sorry ass yacking. :P


That's a good idea, at least you won't feel trapped with anything that might offend you.

[Persephone]

Maybe this place needs an etc where people can go to yack about nothing much at all without all of the fucking profanities they'll be subjected to with our sorry ass yacking. :P



That's a good idea, at least you won't feel trapped with anything that might offend you.



I'm rather amazed that someone who knew what we were like actually invited us here.

[Satan]

I knew he was gonna regret this. ::)

[Persephone]

I knew he was gonna regret this. ::)



Yeah, but what great toys to play with while it lasts. :P

[tileman]

\o/ Glory to the Lord \o/

\o/ Praise be to Jesus \o/

To whom it may concern:
I've put those on "ignore" who can't seem to
get past rude Junior High mental level pictures.
I think the self-potrait of the one with his
head up his never-mind -- i can live without.
And if i want to look at a big penis, i'll drop
my drawers. Thank you for your corrective action
in this regard.

BTW, i copy these strings on to a floppy and
comment to them off-line. So the pictures disappear.

BTW#2, how am i going to fudge and look at this
board at work, if you keep up with the off-color
icons? Thank you.

BTW#3, i'm a self-made prude. I was really
offended by these pictures :) I was
offend my the "head-up" picture for 14 minutes :)
I was offended by the big prick for 27 minutes :)

Burningsky: "I think of myself as 'devout' because it's only through
considerable and constant effort that I have no idea
whether God exists or not. "

Makes sense to me? Once i dug a hole
in my back yard about 6 foot
by 6 foot and some five feet deep. Then i filled
it in. It keep me off the streets and out of
the pool hall. otherwise it was probably a waste
of time.

Burningsky: "If He does, may he bless you as well.
If not, well, peace be unto you anyway. "

And may what you wished for me be unto you
DOUBLE!

Tileman: "Ok Ed.........how bout the God of Abraham, and
the Christ some call Jesus...............though I
think He may respond to other names, or none at all.
I don't like to pigeon hole Him I guess.......... "

Well, you caught me :) I'm a Jesus Phreaque.
I'm 112% for Jesus. He might be just the wrong
person to force into a pigeon hole. Maybe we aught
to figure out which pigeon hole He wants us in?

Badnews: "Um, Edward? By far, hands down THE most smilies
I've ever seen in a single post."

Keep smiling :) it confuses the enemy :)
Alas, it may be like in Pogo back in the 50s :)
"We have met the enemy, and they is us :( "




You remind me of a very dear friend of mine.......Buzzboy. You'd like eachother I'm sure.
When I first met him, it was him, and maybe two others, against a whole horde of non-believers coming at him from every angle and topic. He stood his ground and never budged, though as of late the mobs got a bit more vicious in their attacks and I watched it wear him down some...........but he'll be back after a rest I'm sure.

[quote author=tileman




You remind me of a very dear friend of mine.......Buzzboy. You'd like eachother I'm sure.
When I first met him, it was him, and maybe two others, against a whole horde of non-believers coming at him from every angle and topic. He stood his ground and never budged, though as of late the mobs got a bit more vicious in their attacks and I watched it wear him down some...........but he'll be back after a rest I'm sure.


[/quote]

You don't think buzzboy would come here do you?

[Persephone]

I think buzz probably believes this place is hexed.

[tileman]

[quote author=tileman




You remind me of a very dear friend of mine.......Buzzboy. You'd like eachother I'm sure.
When I first met him, it was him, and maybe two others, against a whole horde of non-believers coming at him from every angle and topic. He stood his ground and never budged, though as of late the mobs got a bit more vicious in their attacks and I watched it wear him down some...........but he'll be back after a rest I'm sure.




You don't think buzzboy would come here do you?
[/quote]

I'm torn between wishing he would and hoping he doesn't. It can't be good for him to get the constant ration of crap he was getting.
I hope he can find a place to discuss the things he likes to without getting hatred in return. It went beyond the fiesty heated debates of the old days to an ongoing deluge of name calling and ridicule............. :(

[quote author=tileman




You remind me of a very dear friend of mine.......Buzzboy. You'd like eachother I'm sure.
When I first met him, it was him, and maybe two others, against a whole horde of non-believers coming at him from every angle and topic. He stood his ground and never budged, though as of late the mobs got a bit more vicious in their attacks and I watched it wear him down some...........but he'll be back after a rest I'm sure.




You don't think buzzboy would come here do you?


I'm torn between wishing he would and hoping he doesn't. It can't be good for him to get the constant ration of crap he was getting.
I hope he can find a place to discuss the things he likes to without getting hatred in return. It went beyond the fiesty heated debates of the old days to an ongoing deluge of name calling and ridicule............. :(
[/quote]

I made my peace with him before we heard NM was going down. Glad I did.

[Persephone]

Oh, come on...buzzy? Nothin' could hurt that old goat. He's impenetrable.

Besides, he dished out plenty.

[tileman]

[quote author=tileman




You remind me of a very dear friend of mine.......Buzzboy. You'd like eachother I'm sure.
When I first met him, it was him, and maybe two others, against a whole horde of non-believers coming at him from every angle and topic. He stood his ground and never budged, though as of late the mobs got a bit more vicious in their attacks and I watched it wear him down some...........but he'll be back after a rest I'm sure.




You don't think buzzboy would come here do you?


I'm torn between wishing he would and hoping he doesn't. It can't be good for him to get the constant ration of crap he was getting.
I hope he can find a place to discuss the things he likes to without getting hatred in return. It went beyond the fiesty heated debates of the old days to an ongoing deluge of name calling and ridicule............. :(


I made my peace with him before we heard NM was going down. Glad I did.
[/quote]

I saw that....................and I was glad too. You're both really good people that just see things a little differently.

[Julia]

Julia: "Anyway... I, also, am devout agnostic and
Libertarian (although, left-leaning)."

Hello Julia! Of course I'm from Oklahoma so
i know about aggienostics :) you know,
the country cousins of city agnostics :)

May God, if any, bless you highly!

Julia: " ... I'll speak up when I feel like
there's something I can contribute. (Or when I
think someone needs to call bullshit. )"

Ah, every board needs someone in the role
of feces detector :)


Hi Ed! :)

Nice to meet you.

I'm a displaced Texan, so I know aggienostics, too. ;)

Thanks for the welcome! It's appreciated muchly!

Nice looking family, btw.

May gods, if any, bless you also.

peace

[tileman]

Oh, come on...buzzy? Nothin' could hurt that old goat. He's impenetrable.

Besides, he dished out plenty.


Oh he has some definite opinions concerning what he feels the bible says, and has no problem backing it up. But I've never seen him hate (except maybe Islam.......heh heh..........and I can't say that their actions of late have exactly proved him wrong)

He definitely didn't have a hateful heart like Scarlet's or the sanctimonious arrogance of truelies..........he's just a man of conviction..........and he lives it better than most.

[The Guardian]

FWIW, Buzz is plenty welcome too. He and I have disagreed, but NOTHING like the battles that went on in Crusades between myself and Satterfield or IM & Satterfield.

[The Guardian]

I might also add that I'm having no problems with anything that is happening. All of this is injecting some new life into NoPC and it needed it. And it will become better because of it.

[Satan]

Jeez, how are we supposed to be rebellious if you don't get pissed off at us? ::) ;)

[tileman]

FWIW, Buzz is plenty welcome too. He and I have disagreed, but NOTHING like the battles that went on in Crusades between myself and Satterfield or IM & Satterfield.


You should be pleased to know he thinks you will do an outstanding job here btw............his work is going bananas this time of year, kind of like mine right now, so if he makes any kind of choce as to where to go, it won't be soon.

[Persephone]

You should be pleased to know he thinks you will do an outstanding job here btw............his work is going bananas this time of year, kind of like mine right now, so if he makes any kind of choce as to where to go, it won't be soon.



You know we all think a lot of buzzy. If you talk to him, tell him we miss him here. When he does show up, we'll welcome him with welcome arms...then commence to start up the same old shit again...but he is loved and missed regardless.

[tileman]

Jeez, how are we supposed to be rebellious if you don't get pissed off at us? ::) ;)


We probably just haven't looked hard enough for the right buttons.. ;D

[Persephone]

Jeez, how are we supposed to be rebellious if you don't get pissed off at us? ::) ;)



Frustrating, ain't it? You'd think we would have earned at least a STFU and some ::) ::) by now.

[Satan]

You know we all think a lot of buzzy. If you talk to him, tell him we miss him here. When he does show up, we'll welcome him with welcome arms...then commence to start up the same old shit again...but he is loved and missed regardless.


Hear, hear.

[Slipped Mickey]

Indeed! I am already on record hoping that cranky old fart will join us here. I like Buzz and I'd like for him to show up on NoPC. Tell Buzz I've got a mojo on him until he posts on NoPC. And if you email him please tell him I said "Happy Thanksgiving" and that I hope he gets laid over the holidays.