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truelies
01-01-2003, 09:46 AM
Always looking for fresh competition.
Moonchild
01-01-2003, 11:47 AM
I know how to move the ‘thingies’, but I’m not a chess player. Have not played in years.
Bassman
01-02-2003, 01:01 PM
Always looking for fresh competition.

Yup.
Rusty as hell though,I'm sure.My chess buddy has even less time than me these days.
Thunder Bay
01-07-2003, 11:16 AM
truelies;

So is that a typo or subliminal wish? Queen to queen's level 3, captain? I didn't know chess was played in Kansas yet. Yeah, I'll kick your ass. Black or white? ;D
wendy
01-16-2003, 02:40 PM
I'll challenge someone in a game if you have the link to an online chessboard and you have 5 minutes to waste.


It'll only take you 5 minutes to lose? ;D
Lazarus
01-26-2003, 07:28 PM
I can play.

Who needs a chessboard?

???
LanceALott
01-27-2003, 03:41 PM
Can anyone say Boris Pasternack? -- Wait a minute that was Spaskey, and Bobby what?

Set 'em up Sam, I smell a hustle coming on. How much ya want to play for? And please make it easy on me.

No one could beat me in high school. My bother-in-law used to get so pissed he'd kick the board over.

In college, I met my match. My best friend, unbeknownst to me, set me up to play a game with the chess champion of Holland, who was a foeign exchange student on campus. He kicked my ass, and humbled me in about fifteen minutes.

I haven't played in years, but I've got a grandson I'll put up against anybody.

Anyone know an online chess place?
Lazarus
01-27-2003, 06:47 PM
White ....Black
P-K4...... ????

Who needs a chessboard? ;D
LanceALott
01-28-2003, 10:18 AM
1. Black P-K-4
Lazarus
01-28-2003, 08:23 PM
Kn-KB3....
LanceALott
01-29-2003, 07:52 AM
2. KB-QB4
kathleen
01-29-2003, 08:54 AM
I've played it and I liked it, but I can't seem to think past 3 or 4 moves. Plus the fact that I'm always worried about defending "my side". Must be a woman thing. ;D
Jethro Tull
01-29-2003, 12:54 PM
Yahoo games has a good online chess system. You can set up a private board for your chums only, or let everyone watch.

kathleen ~ re: "... beyond 3 or 4 moves ..." After the Cuban sensation Jose Capablanca beat longtime World Champion Emanuel Lasker in 1921, both players were asked how far ahead they planned during the match.

Lasker told the reporter, "On average, I was looking about 10 moves ahead, depending on the situation."

Capablance said, "I only looked ahead one move - but it was always the best move!"

;)
Lazarus
01-29-2003, 07:45 PM
2. KB-QB4


3. KnxP ;D
LanceALott
01-30-2003, 08:13 AM
Q-KR5
Bassman
01-30-2003, 08:18 AM
E-I-E-I-O.... ;D
Lazarus
01-30-2003, 05:19 PM
Q-KR5



4. Q-KB3
LanceALott
01-31-2003, 08:25 AM
4. B - KB7xpawn, Check!
Lazarus
01-31-2003, 05:29 PM
4. B - KB7xpawn, Check!


5. QxB ;D
LanceALott
01-31-2003, 06:28 PM
5. Q-K5xpawn, check!
Lazarus
01-31-2003, 06:55 PM
5. Q-K5xpawn, check!


6. Q-K3
LanceALott
01-31-2003, 08:09 PM
6. QxQ Check
Lazarus
01-31-2003, 09:45 PM
6. QxQ Check


7. PxQ

(Thanks for the Bishop) :)
LanceALott
02-01-2003, 07:30 AM
7, QKnight pawn - QKnight3
truelies
02-01-2003, 07:33 AM
OK guys, is this another scam for boosting your post count? If so jeny wants playing lessons.
Lazarus
02-01-2003, 07:42 AM
7, QKnight pawn - QKnight3


8. KB-QB4
LanceALott
02-01-2003, 07:16 PM
8. KKn - R3
Lazarus
02-01-2003, 07:32 PM
8. Time out until I set my board up, and see if I can salvage a game. My board got knocked over and Q bishop and knight got reversed in position.


Really? Well I saw that you had posted QP-Q4--and it was such a dog of a move, that I could hardly blame you for kicking over the table. ;D

Ordinarily, under the rules of FIDE, touching a piece you don't intend to move without first warning your opponent would require that you move your king. Kicking over the table is tantamount to resigning.

Your move. ;D
Lazarus
02-01-2003, 07:34 PM
8. KKn - R3


Have we settled on this one? If so, then..

9. P-K4
LanceALott
02-01-2003, 09:15 PM
9. K - K2
Lazarus
02-01-2003, 09:30 PM
9. K - K2


10. QBxKn
LanceALott
02-01-2003, 09:55 PM
10. P x B
Lazarus
02-01-2003, 10:22 PM
10. P x B


11. KnxP (at KB7)
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 07:28 AM
11. R - Kn1
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 08:55 AM
11. R - Kn1


12. Castles.
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 09:18 AM
12. R - KKn3
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 02:14 PM
12. R - KKn3


13. QKn-QB3
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 04:20 PM
13. Kn - R3
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 04:39 PM
13. Kn - R3


14. QKn-Q5 check
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 04:46 PM
14. K - K1
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 05:02 PM
14. K - K1


15. BxKn
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 05:09 PM
R - QB3
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 05:18 PM
R - QB3


16. BxB
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 06:07 PM
R x B
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 06:11 PM
R x B


17. P-QB3
LanceALott
02-02-2003, 07:38 PM
17 R - K3
Lazarus
02-02-2003, 09:47 PM
17 R - K3


18. R-KB4
LanceALott
02-03-2003, 07:09 AM
18. QP - Q3
Lazarus
02-03-2003, 12:19 PM
18. QP - Q3


19. QR-KB1
LanceALott
02-03-2003, 12:52 PM
19. K - laying on his side. You win. Want to play another?

Told you it has been 25 years since I played. Good game.

Jeez, you beat God at chess, that should give you a swelled head.
Lazarus
02-03-2003, 01:27 PM
19. K - laying on his side. You win. Want to play another?

Told you it has been 25 years since I played. Good game.

Jeez, you beat God at chess, that should give you a swelled head.


Resignation accepted. Good game. I think I will pass on a rematch at this time. Thanks for the offer. :)
LanceALott
02-03-2003, 04:22 PM
Laz, okay. BTW, my screw up was not sacrificing my bishop and the queen trade to destroy your defensive position. That was intentional and designed to see if I could grab the initiative.

My problem came when I bunped the flimsey table I had my chess board on, knocked it over, and set it back up wrong. By the time I realzed what I had done, I had already made several moves.

As I said, it has been over 25 years.