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Satan
11-24-2002, 06:51 AM
OK, I admit it, this is a shameless attempt to lose my virginity. Anybody game? 'Yes' or 'no'answers only.
OK, I admit it, this is a shameless attempt to lose my virginity. Anybody game? 'Yes' or 'no'answers only.
Okay, you've got to get 50 posts and you will loose your virginity. Should be no problem for a talented poster as yourself. :)
Satan
11-24-2002, 08:09 AM
The answer is yes. (I won't count that one.)
wendy
11-24-2002, 08:13 AM
Yes.
No one wants to be a 39 year old virgin.
(except revolting)
Jethro Tull
11-24-2002, 08:23 AM
At this point, I'd settle for being a 39-year-old ANYTHING! ;)
Persephone
11-24-2002, 08:24 AM
Have none of you ever revirginated before? It's a common practice among Southern women. :-*
Satan
11-24-2002, 08:29 AM
Yes.
No one wants to be a 39 year old virgin.
(except revolting)
Does he know where we are, or are we gonna have to go find his flea-bitten ass?
I started to register here as REVOLTINGAAA!!! ;D
Satan
11-24-2002, 08:31 AM
Have none of you ever revirginated before? It's a common practice among Southern women. :-*
I've always heard them referred to as 'psuedovirgins'.
Have none of you ever revirginated before? It's a common practice among Southern women. :-*
Oh my yes. And I don't think it is exclusive to just Sothern gals. :D
wendy
11-24-2002, 08:37 AM
Does he know where we are, or are we gonna have to go find his flea-bitten ass?
I started to register here as REVOLTINGAAA!!! ;D
I think he's at etherzone.
It's YOUR turn to go find him.
nascarfan
11-24-2002, 08:40 AM
What are we supposed to do when we find him??? ;D
wendy
11-24-2002, 08:52 AM
What are we supposed to do when we find him??? ;D
That depends.
Have you had your rabies shot?
Jethro Tull
11-24-2002, 11:51 AM
checkers says if you just keep posting one-word answers like "yep" or "bump" you can get your post total up there really fast.
He should know, eh?
Satan
11-24-2002, 11:56 AM
Yep.
BrandonL
11-24-2002, 12:05 PM
Just trying to get popped ;)
Satan
11-24-2002, 12:17 PM
Hey! You think this is an orgy or something? Start your own deflowering thread!
;) ;D
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:20 PM
Hey! You think this is an orgy or something? Start your own deflowering thread!
;) ;D
So does this mean you're not going to help me get rid of my "virginity"?
I'm crushed.... ;D
BrandonL
11-24-2002, 12:25 PM
Hey! You think this is an orgy or something? Start your own deflowering thread!
;) ;D
Can't blame a guy for tryin!
:P
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:27 PM
six
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:28 PM
five
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:28 PM
four
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:28 PM
three
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:29 PM
two
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:29 PM
One...
wendy
11-24-2002, 12:29 PM
ahhhhh...
Satan
11-24-2002, 12:30 PM
Hey! You think this is an orgy or something? Start your own deflowering thread!
;) ;D
So does this mean you're not going to help me get rid of my "virginity"?
I'm crushed.... ;D
We'll start our own thread. I refuse to share you. ;D
Satan
11-24-2002, 12:31 PM
Dammit, you were supposed to wait for me.
(How many guys have you heard THAT from?)
Oh well, as long as it was good for you... ::)
Meshuga Mikey
11-24-2002, 12:33 PM
OK, I admit it, this is a shameless attempt to lose my virginity. Anybody game? 'Yes' or 'no'answers only.
SI~Seņor!!!!
Have none of you ever revirginated before? It's a common practice among Southern women. :-*
Is that anything like the strange teenage phenomenon where the new girl in town is always a virgin?
Satan
11-24-2002, 12:37 PM
SI~Seņor!!!!
FINALLY!
I can't believe I've had this thread up all day, and not the first mention of breadboxes. ::)
Meshuga Mikey
11-24-2002, 02:08 PM
Hey! You think this is an orgy or something? Start your own deflowering thread!
;) ;D
So does this mean you're not going to help me get rid of my "virginity"?
I'm crushed.... ;D
We'll start our own thread. I refuse to share you. ;D
http://people.delphiforums.com/artcruncher/BurningSkysAVATAR1.gif
Being such a good little Catholic gal, I might need to stop posting! :o
ahhhhh...
THAT'S IT????!!?? ahhhh, that's ALL???? Sheesh.
tileman
11-24-2002, 02:21 PM
BS kept trying to hold a conversation during............pobably distracted her.
How's the ankle?
wendy
11-24-2002, 02:23 PM
THAT'S IT????!!?? ahhhh, that's ALL???? Sheesh.
Sorry..the dogs were napping and I didn't want to wake them. :)
Jethro Tull
11-24-2002, 02:50 PM
Sorry..the dogs were napping and I didn't want to wake them. :)
Another advantage of being a believer: I can say "If God had intended dogs to be in the house, he would have made them all little poofy yip-yip things and given them to Adam and Steve" or something like that . . . .
wendy
11-24-2002, 03:19 PM
If god hadn't intended dogs to live in the house..he wouldn't have created bulldogs. :)
Jethro Tull
11-24-2002, 03:39 PM
If god hadn't intended dogs to live in the house..he wouldn't have created bulldogs. :)
Yeah? Well if they were outside where they belong, they would ward off the Jehovah's Witnesses . . . or does a certain Big Dog come over and hump 'em?
wendy
11-24-2002, 03:45 PM
He doesn't hump JW's..but he's kinda partial to Mormons.
OK, I admit it, this is a shameless attempt to lose my virginity. Anybody game? 'Yes' or 'no'answers only.
I don't know Sky, I'm kind of enjoying being a virgin again; it's been a while.
He doesn't hump JW's..but he's kinda partial to Mormons.
Say what? :o
BS kept trying to hold a conversation during............pobably distracted her.
How's the ankle?
Broken! ;D
No, it's ok, all casted up, LOL. I guess I'll get a wheelchair for Disney World.
BS kept trying to hold a conversation during............pobably distracted her.
How's the ankle?
That just sucks too much for words.
Broken! ;D
No, it's ok, all casted up, LOL. I guess I'll get a wheelchair for Disney World.
well yeah Lizzie, but look on the bright side, I won't have to wait in any lines! I can be wheeled around like a queen with the baby on my lap.
Only REALLY shitty thing is I won't be able to swim, or even go in the hot tub. :-[ Our suite has a jacuzzi and my cousin is bringing her babysitter, let's just say my husband and I were looking forward to lots of time in the jacuzzi, alone, sigh
well yeah Lizzie, but look on the bright side, I won't have to wait in any lines! I can be wheeled around like a queen with the baby on my lap.
Only REALLY shitty thing is I won't be able to swim, or even go in the hot tub. :-[ Our suite has a jacuzzi and my cousin is bringing her babysitter, let's just say my husband and I were looking forward to lots of time in the jacuzzi, alone, sigh
You need to get a tiara before you go and wear a feather boa and maybe even a scepter or something like it. Be Queen Jen.
Sucks about the jacuzzi. I want one so bad I can taste it. I really want a swimming pool too. I'm hoping when I get a house (in about three years) to get one with the master bedroom on the ground floor and big patio, so I can put in a pool right outside my bedroom door. Of course I'd need a privacy fence so the neighbours wouldn't be shocked by my swimming attire, my skin.
well yeah Lizzie, but look on the bright side, I won't have to wait in any lines! I can be wheeled around like a queen with the baby on my lap.
Only REALLY shitty thing is I won't be able to swim, or even go in the hot tub. :-[ Our suite has a jacuzzi and my cousin is bringing her babysitter, let's just say my husband and I were looking forward to lots of time in the jacuzzi, alone, sigh
You need to get a tiara before you go and wear a feather boa and maybe even a scepter or something like it. Be Queen Jen.
Sucks about the jacuzzi. I want one so bad I can taste it. I really want a swimming pool too. I'm hoping when I get a house (in about three years) to get one with the master bedroom on the ground floor and big patio, so I can put in a pool right outside my bedroom door. Of course I'd need a privacy fence so the neighbours wouldn't be shocked by my swimming attire, my skin.
well, we go to this place every year, so next year. sigh.
Anyway, my parents have their pool right outside their master bedroom with french doors out to the patio. They often swim nude so I'm told, luckily I have never witnessed this particular activity. There is no privacy fence, so their neighbors must watch since they don't complain!!
Satan
11-24-2002, 08:01 PM
I don't know Sky, I'm kind of enjoying being a virgin again; it's been a while.
A WITCH!! A WITCH!!
Good to see you again, Lizzie. Every home needs a witch. :)
Wendy, the bulldog doesn't try to hump Wiccans, does he?
I don't know Sky, I'm kind of enjoying being a virgin again; it's been a while.
A WITCH!! A WITCH!!
Good to see you again, Lizzie. Every home needs a witch. :)
Wendy, the bulldog doesn't try to hump Wiccans, does he?
Burn her! Burn her!
You know the difference between a poodle and rotweiller humping your leg. You let the rotweiller finish!
well yeah Lizzie, but look on the bright side, I won't have to wait in any lines! I can be wheeled around like a queen with the baby on my lap.
Only REALLY shitty thing is I won't be able to swim, or even go in the hot tub. :-[ Our suite has a jacuzzi and my cousin is bringing her babysitter, let's just say my husband and I were looking forward to lots of time in the jacuzzi, alone, sigh
You need to get a tiara before you go and wear a feather boa and maybe even a scepter or something like it. Be Queen Jen.
Sucks about the jacuzzi. I want one so bad I can taste it. I really want a swimming pool too. I'm hoping when I get a house (in about three years) to get one with the master bedroom on the ground floor and big patio, so I can put in a pool right outside my bedroom door. Of course I'd need a privacy fence so the neighbours wouldn't be shocked by my swimming attire, my skin.
well, we go to this place every year, so next year. sigh.
Anyway, my parents have their pool right outside their master bedroom with french doors out to the patio. They often swim nude so I'm told, luckily I have never witnessed this particular activity. There is no privacy fence, so their neighbors must watch since they don't complain!!
Ye Gods! ::) I think I'd have to take a large stick and poke out my mind's eye if I saw my parents doing that. Thankfully I never walked in on my parents being amorous either.
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