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Oh no the Witches refused to sell to the Baptists! How dare them think they have the same rights as a Baptist in Alabama?
This isn't Birmingham... (http://www.al.com/living/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/xml/story.ssf/html_standard.xsl?/base/living/1040984191150340.xml)
wendy
12-28-2002, 05:53 PM
What a suprise..Baptist bigotry in small town Alabama. I'm surprised they didn't burn them out years ago.
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Slipped Mickey
12-28-2002, 06:06 PM
"This isn't Birmigham", the guy said.
Wellllllllllll, gawddamn. Excuse me baby. Everything changes in Birmingham. That's where the world begins and "this isn't Birmingham". Bwahahahahaha!
"We love Jesus (that's a white Jesus, not none of them sand niggers) and we love virginity and we love going to church in Birmin'ham (and Homewood) and we love goddammin' those who don't. Praise the Lord!"
We don't smoke
and we don't chew
and we don't go
with the people that do
Can I git a A-men?
Satan
12-28-2002, 08:04 PM
Can I git a A-men?
AAAA-MEN. ;D (And that's Buhmin'ham, son.)
When I was ten, my family moved to Birmingham. More precisely, to Trussville. (Yes, there is actually a town in Alabama named after antiquated ladies undergarments.) In terms of proximity, it is to Birmingham like Forest Park is to Atlanta.
Now ya'll, I thought I had a case of South-in-the-Mouth, but the first kid I met said to me "You must be fum The City." I said "Hunhh?" He said "Well, you shore don't talk like you fum th' coun-try." And lo and behold, I sounded like that to everybody there, and vice versa. After six years of total immersion, I moved back to rural Georgia with a noticeable drawl, only to find it being invaded by citified commuters from Atlanta, and now I talk to them on the phone all day every day. To top it all off, I married a Yankee girl from Vermont, who has tried to teach me English for sixteen years. ::)
Ya'll, I got some kinda fucked up accent now. ;D
But I still love Alabama, and a lot of the people there. They may seem backwards to ya'll, but a more hospitable bunch of folks you'll never find. Hell, they still play 70's music on the radio, and my friends there still eat Sunday dinner together like it's a religious ceremony. And they've been the brunt of jokes for so long they don't even give a shit anymore. Truth is, they ain't brokenhearted that the whole damn world don't want to move in nextdoor to them. My kinda folks.
And next time ya'll hear me break into my redneck accent, you'll know I come by it honest...
Can I git a A-men?
AAAA-MEN. ;D (And that's Buhmin'ham, son.)
When I was ten, my family moved to Birmingham. More precisely, to Trussville. (Yes, there is actually a town in Alabama named after antiquated ladies undergarments.) In terms of proximity, it is to Birmingham like Forest Park is to Atlanta.
Now ya'll, I thought I had a case of South-in-the-Mouth, but the first kid I met said to me "You must be fum The City." I said "Hunhh?" He said "Well, you shore don't talk like you fum th' coun-try." And lo and behold, I sounded like that to everybody there, and vice versa. After six years of total immersion, I moved back to rural Georgia with a noticeable drawl, only to find it being invaded by citified commuters from Atlanta, and now I talk to them on the phone all day every day. To top it all off, I married a Yankee girl from Vermont, who has tried to teach me English for sixteen years. ::)
Ya'll, I got some kinda fucked up accent now. ;D
But I still love Alabama, and a lot of the people there. They may seem backwards to ya'll, but a more hospitable bunch of folks you'll never find. Hell, they still play 70's music on the radio, and my friends there still eat Sunday dinner together like it's a religious ceremony. And they've been the brunt of jokes for so long they don't even give a shit anymore. Truth is, they ain't brokenhearted that the whole damn world don't want to move in nextdoor to them. My kinda folks.
And next time ya'll hear me break into my redneck accent, you'll know I come by it honest...
I really don't care how they feel about it, but the actions of these people are illegal in regards to their Pagan neighbours. I also find it telling that Baptists believe in "love thy neighbour" so long as the neighbour is just like you.
Satan
12-29-2002, 01:42 PM
Hey! Don't get snippy with me, Missy. :-* ;)
I agree with you. The Pagans are getting shit on in this deal. Hell, Sunny King sells more cars than Detroit, and I'll bet they've never hit him with a 'felony lemon-sale'.
Pardon my off-topic ramblings. I just picked up Mick's redneck accent and ran with it. :)
Hey! Don't get snippy with me, Missy. :-* ;)
I agree with you. The Pagans are getting shit on in this deal. Hell, Sunny King sells more cars than Detroit, and I'll bet they've never hit him with a 'felony lemon-sale'.
Pardon my off-topic ramblings. I just picked up Mick's redneck accent and ran with it. :)
Sorry sweetie pie.
truelies
12-29-2002, 02:18 PM
In this case if the news story is correct the Baptists in question have behaved as utter jerks and an embrassment to the Church.
However I would suggest not going to far and turning this into an all Christians and/or Southerns are assholes slugfest. Go to Crown Point in NYC and its (asshole) Hassidic Jews using every trick in the book to cheat immigrants from Jamica out of their homes. In Seattle two years ago it was assholes of the marxist/pagan/newage/just plain bored vandal banner who wrecked every Starbucks in the downtown to protest global trade. Heck I can even show you an example of a self proclaimed buddhist who hates Christians sooooooooo bad that he is willing to say in print that ONLY Christians sexually abuse children. When challenged to explain Muhammad's 'marrying' a nine year old girl at age 50, his lame response is well that is a different culture.
Point is being a complete jerk is an equal opportunity example of pure diversity.
Persephone
12-30-2002, 07:07 AM
Thanks for speaking up for the little person and reminding us not to generalize on this topic, truelies.
That said, as I am from rural Mississippi I feel free to speak my mind.
Fucking rednecks. What the hell they thinkin'?
In this case if the news story is correct the Baptists in question have behaved as utter jerks and an embrassment to the Church.
However I would suggest not going to far and turning this into an all Christians and/or Southerns are assholes slugfest. Go to Crown Point in NYC and its (asshole) Hassidic Jews using every trick in the book to cheat immigrants from Jamica out of their homes. In Seattle two years ago it was assholes of the marxist/pagan/newage/just plain bored vandal banner who wrecked every Starbucks in the downtown to protest global trade. Heck I can even show you an example of a self proclaimed buddhist who hates Christians sooooooooo bad that he is willing to say in print that ONLY Christians sexually abuse children. When challenged to explain Muhammad's 'marrying' a nine year old girl at age 50, his lame response is well that is a different culture.
Point is being a complete jerk is an equal opportunity example of pure diversity.
Assholes are born that way, and they always get bigger.
buzaw
12-30-2002, 08:01 PM
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Just because the ones you happened to grow up with weren't to your liking is no indication that you are qualified to judge them all. I attend a Baptist church which is the most loving and friendly church I've ever attended. They are well received and respected by the community as well. There are thousands of good Baptist Churches around the country. Likely as a kid you weren't into Biblical church anyhow and like so many carried a big chip on you shoulder towards anybody who tried to suggest a moral standard for the yute.
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Just because the ones you happened to grow up with weren't to your liking is no indication that you are qualified to judge them all. I attend a Baptist church which is the most loving and friendly church I've ever attended. They are well received and respected by the community as well. There are thousands of good Baptist Churches around the country. Likely as a kid you weren't into Biblical church anyhow and like so many carried a big chip on you shoulder towards anybody who tried to suggest a moral standard for the [i]yute[i/].
That's right, I was an immoral little slut when I was young and only hated the Baptists because they told me not to do that. Yep, you guessed it Buzzy. Wow how astute of you. ::)
Sorry buzzy I can discern assholes and fakes for myself. Every Baptist I've met is a hypocritical jerk. They don't even speak to one another when they meet in the liquor store down here.
buzaw
12-30-2002, 08:59 PM
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Just because the ones you happened to grow up with weren't to your liking is no indication that you are qualified to judge them all. I attend a Baptist church which is the most loving and friendly church I've ever attended. They are well received and respected by the community as well. There are thousands of good Baptist Churches around the country. Likely as a kid you weren't into Biblical church anyhow and like so many carried a big chip on you shoulder towards anybody who tried to suggest a moral standard for the [i]yute[i/].
That's right, I was an immoral little slut when I was young and only hated the Baptists because they told me not to do that. Yep, you guessed it Buzzy. Wow how astute of you. ::)
Sorry buzzy I can discern assholes and fakes for myself. Every Baptist I've met is a hypocritical jerk. They don't even speak to one another when they meet in the liquor store down here.
That's hogwash and you know it. Liz, don't ever accuse Christofundies of being hateful. You appear to have it all. No wonder the hard core pagans of the bush boiled their enemies or happless visitors for dinner after fattening them up.
Btw, you judgin Baptists for doin what Jesus did, drinkin wine for dinner? Some fundies like me do, you know, and in fact when I was down at the corner grocery in town a couple of weeks ago payin for a case of Coors Light, I exchanged hearty greetings with a Baptist brother in the store. My brother is a Baptist preacher in California and he DRINKS TOO!! :o :o
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Just because the ones you happened to grow up with weren't to your liking is no indication that you are qualified to judge them all. I attend a Baptist church which is the most loving and friendly church I've ever attended. They are well received and respected by the community as well. There are thousands of good Baptist Churches around the country. Likely as a kid you weren't into Biblical church anyhow and like so many carried a big chip on you shoulder towards anybody who tried to suggest a moral standard for the [i]yute[i/].
That's right, I was an immoral little slut when I was young and only hated the Baptists because they told me not to do that. Yep, you guessed it Buzzy. Wow how astute of you. ::)
Sorry buzzy I can discern assholes and fakes for myself. Every Baptist I've met is a hypocritical jerk. They don't even speak to one another when they meet in the liquor store down here.
That's hogwash and you know it. Liz, don't ever accuse Christofundies of being hateful. You appear to have it all. No wonder the hard core pagans of the bush boiled their enemies or happless visitors for dinner after fattening them up.
Btw, you judgin Baptists for doin what Jesus did, drinkin wine for dinner? Some fundies like me do, you know, and in fact when I was down at the corner grocery in town a couple of weeks ago payin for a case of Coors Light, I exchanged hearty greetings with a Baptist brother in the store. My brother is a Baptist preacher in California and he DRINKS TOO!! :o :o
Well every Baptist I know says it's a sin to drink, but most of them do it anyway. That's what I call a hypocrite. I'm sure that's ok with you. Baptist sins are ok because it's Baptists doing it.
buzaw
12-31-2002, 03:04 PM
Who knows what else these two have put up with at the hands of their loving Christian neighbours. I use the word Christian very loosely when referring to Baptists. I grew up around Baptists; most of them are about as Christian as me or Lance.
Just because the ones you happened to grow up with weren't to your liking is no indication that you are qualified to judge them all. I attend a Baptist church which is the most loving and friendly church I've ever attended. They are well received and respected by the community as well. There are thousands of good Baptist Churches around the country. Likely as a kid you weren't into Biblical church anyhow and like so many carried a big chip on you shoulder towards anybody who tried to suggest a moral standard for the [i]yute[i/].
That's right, I was an immoral little slut when I was young and only hated the Baptists because they told me not to do that. Yep, you guessed it Buzzy. Wow how astute of you. ::)
Sorry buzzy I can discern assholes and fakes for myself. Every Baptist I've met is a hypocritical jerk. They don't even speak to one another when they meet in the liquor store down here.
That's hogwash and you know it. Liz, don't ever accuse Christofundies of being hateful. You appear to have it all. No wonder the hard core pagans of the bush boiled their enemies or happless visitors for dinner after fattening them up.
Btw, you judgin Baptists for doin what Jesus did, drinkin wine for dinner? Some fundies like me do, you know, and in fact when I was down at the corner grocery in town a couple of weeks ago payin for a case of Coors Light, I exchanged hearty greetings with a Baptist brother in the store. My brother is a Baptist preacher in California and he DRINKS TOO!! :o :o
Well every Baptist I know says it's a sin to drink, but most of them do it anyway. That's what I call a hypocrite. I'm sure that's ok with you. Baptist sins are ok because it's Baptists doing it.
Do you know any Northern Baptists? I don't think you'll hear anything in the pulpit in their chruches against alcohol consumption, and for that matter, a minority ever mention it anymore. There certainly isn't anything in the Bible forbidding it. In fact to the contrary so far as the NT goes. There are numerous scriptures warning of it's abuse. Sounds like you've a very limited experience so far as what really goes on in the Baptist community overall.
I am not a bonafide Baptist, and in the last 50 years, never been a member of a Baptist church, though I've attended many on occasions.
Well every Baptist I know says it's a sin to drink, but most of them do it anyway.
I've never said it was a sin to drink, even though it's something I don't do -- and I'm a Baptist.
That's what I call a hypocrite.
So I guess you consider me to be a hypocrite then? Since I'm Baptist and all...
We'll save a bottle of scotch for you Jack, but you may only drink it for medicinal purposes. ;D
Did you used to drink? Or have you always been dry?
We'll save a bottle of scotch for you Jack, but you may only drink it for medicinal purposes. ;D
Did you used to drink? Or have you always been dry?
Occasionally I'll have a drink. I just don't have a taste for it. I don't think I've had a drop in two years -- two years tonight, as a matter of fact...
Persephone
12-31-2002, 05:42 PM
We'll save a bottle of scotch for you Jack, but you may only drink it for medicinal purposes. ;D
Did you used to drink? Or have you always been dry?
Occasionally I'll have a drink. I just don't have a taste for it. I don't think I've had a drop in two years -- two years tonight, as a matter of fact...
Then it's about time. I have vodka, gin, Jack Daniels, Wild Turkey, merlot, some other kind of cheap ass wine, couple of Budweisers, and tequila.
What will it be?
If none of that will do, I'm sure bad doesn't mind running out for more. :)
Too bad we didn't all decide to get together and have a party. Of course, I would have pooped it at about 11 pm when I fell asleep.
Persephone
12-31-2002, 05:52 PM
Too bad we didn't all decide to get together and have a party. Of course, I would have pooped it at about 11 pm when I fell asleep.
I'm helping people move this week. Let me rephrase that. I'm helping people move their crap into my garage this week. First, I had to clean out my garage. I'm tired and not in the mood to party. I'm about to mop my living room, though. After that, I'm either gonna scrub my base boards or make dinner and open a bottle of wine.
I used to think I had to have a party going for New Year's. Now I think "what's one more party?" It ain't like there won't be more.
It did make me feel a little old for a minute there today to realize I didn't give a shit about New Year's this time.
wendy
12-31-2002, 05:57 PM
News Years is for amateurs.
I hate being around drunks...I mean I absolutely HATE being around drunk people.
Persephone
12-31-2002, 05:59 PM
News Years is for amateurs.
I hate being around drunks...I mean I absolutely HATE being around drunk people.
I hate being around crowds of drunk people who aren't used to being drunk people.
Too bad we didn't all decide to get together and have a party. Of course, I would have pooped it at about 11 pm when I fell asleep.
I'm helping people move this week. Let me rephrase that. I'm helping people move their crap into my garage this week. First, I had to clean out my garage. I'm tired and not in the mood to party. I'm about to mop my living room, though. After that, I'm either gonna scrub my base boards or make dinner and open a bottle of wine.
I used to think I had to have a party going for New Year's. Now I think "what's one more party?" It ain't like there won't be more.
It did make me feel a little old for a minute there today to realize I didn't give a shit about New Year's this time.
And I thought my plans were dull!!! ;D
Go ahead and open the wine now. Screw the baseboards.
How often do you wash them, anyway?
You are making me feel inadequate and I am trying to keep up with this stupid house because it is on the market. I cant wait until we get a contract and then I can walk in and kick my shoes across the room and drop my purse and coat on the floor and LEAVE IT THERE!!!
wendy
12-31-2002, 06:09 PM
Heck, washing the baseboards isn't bad...I'm constantly running around with a rag washing the walls. Sambo, like all bulldogs, has a tendency to drool/slobber....and when he shakes his head it can go 5 or 6 feet up the wall. ::) I've grown accustomed to sitting with a towel by my side for when he walks up. My prior bulldog's favorite trick was to get a BIG drink of water then come rest his head on my knee. :P
Persephone
12-31-2002, 06:11 PM
My baseboards are white. Cat puke is not. Otherwise, I'd probably never notice they needed washing.
Heck, washing the baseboards isn't bad...I'm constantly running around with a rag washing the walls. Sambo, like all bulldogs, has a tendency to drool/slobber....and when he shakes his head it can go 5 or 6 feet up the wall. ::) I've grown accustomed to sitting with a towel by my side for when he walks up. My prior bulldog's favorite trick was to get a BIG drink of water then come rest his head on my knee. :P
If you get distracted watching TV, or something, have you ever accidently picked up the drool towel and thought it was your napkin and wiped your face with it?
:o
My baseboards are white. Cat puke is not. Otherwise, I'd probably never notice they needed washing.
sometimes my cats will puke when they eat a mouse and then there are little hairy and bloody things in the yak.
I NEVER clean up yak. I scream and scream until someone else does it.
If I just look at it - I start gagging.
News Years is for amateurs.
I hate being around drunks...I mean I absolutely HATE being around drunk people.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I can't stand being around drunks. Some asshole always wants to start a fight.
Persephone
12-31-2002, 07:05 PM
My baseboards are white. Cat puke is not. Otherwise, I'd probably never notice they needed washing.
sometimes my cats will puke when they eat a mouse and then there are little hairy and bloody things in the yak.
I NEVER clean up yak. I scream and scream until someone else does it.
If I just look at it - I start gagging.
If I don't clean it up, nobody does. Luckily, I've never seen a mouse in my house. My cats are so deprived.
Meshuga Mikey
12-31-2002, 07:19 PM
I find people that need to kill their pain,... a PAIN,... mysef~!!!
The passive aggresive tendencies,...that this type think they're hiding when thier sober,..tend to find,....EXPRESSION [ as THEY say ] when they let loose, aided by thier favorite poison~!
NEXT PALLINDROME YEAR=2112- WHOOOPEE~!!!
buzaw
12-31-2002, 08:07 PM
News Years is for amateurs.
I hate being around drunks...I mean I absolutely HATE being around drunk people.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I can't stand being around drunks. Some asshole always wants to start a fight.
99% of what I drink is at home in the evening with or after dinner so it's quite diluted with food and it's very moderate. I don't need to drink and sometimes go for long periods without any. I never drink in bars because I don't like being around drunks either. I don't think even drunks like being around drunks that are really drunk. That's why they fight. Nobody likes that.
My suggestion for anybody who has a drinking problem to leave it alone.
kathleen
12-31-2002, 08:31 PM
I never drink in bars because I don't like being around drunks either.
Not to mention that bars will be crowded and noisy and dirty and smokey tonight. Last time we went to a bar it was New Year's Eve 1999. We left before midnight and had much more fun at home. ;)
I guess people outgrow the bar scene as they get older (that's what happened to us). If we want to go out for a social drink I'd rather go to a lounge - it's quieter, less crowded, relatively cleaner than the average bar.
News Years is for amateurs.
I hate being around drunks...I mean I absolutely HATE being around drunk people.
We didn't go out for New Years either. BTW showing your date that you're wearing fishnets under the skirt is a good way to not make it to the party. I had much more fun staying in any way; sex is the best way to ring in the new year.
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