My Rectum Itches

What do you recommend?

[BrandonL]

Scratch it. No one will notice.

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Scratch it. No one will notice.


Easy for YOU to say. Last time I did, and posted a pic for NorNec, some nasty bitch said I needed a manicure. ::)

Women, ya know?

[wendy]

What do you recommend?


Stop talking for a while.

Eric Estrada was just on Celebrity Tic-tac-toe...

How many women here have satisfied themselves with his fanasty in their lives? He used to be "The Real Deal" there for a while.

[jeny]

wipe better. ;)

[wellkeptsecrets]

Before I even opened this thread I somehow knew that Bad was the author of it. ::)

[ilovelucy]

Who the heck is Eric Estrada?

[Sparky26]

Preperation H is a good thing.

Who the heck is Eric Estrada?


He was "Ponch" in that motorcycle cop series.

[Sparky26]

CHiPs

[ilovelucy]

Is he the dark-haired one or the blonde?

Is he the dark-haired one or the blonde?


Well, let's see..."Ponch" which is probalby short for Poncho...which means it's probably a Meskin name...so....

[ilovelucy]

There are blonde Mexicans. They are mostly related to the Basque.....if my memory stands correct....

But, my question is answered, thank you....

[wellkeptsecrets]

Well, let's see..."Ponch" which is probalby short for Poncho...which means it's probably a Meskin name...so....


That show was a total waste of brain cells. And Ponch needed a larger uniform shirt. I didn't find either of them good looking. 8)

[ponygurl]

what a disgusting thread. ::) ;D

[wellkeptsecrets]

what a disgusting thread. ::) ;D


And this surprises you.... because ______________ ? ;D

[ponygurl]

And this surprises you.... because ______________ ? ;D

No surprise.. BN's name was on it.

[katsrdelicious]

Mayonaise and sunlight

[the bib]

Rectum? It nearly killed him!


And wks, we revisit this thread, why?

[ponygurl]

Rectum? It nearly killed him!


And wks, we revisit this thread, why?

It appears that we revisit it because kats' ass is itching now.
I suggest washing as opposed to mayonnaise though.

[lonestar]

Some people just need to learn how to wipe. :)


Which brings up the age old question, how do blind people know they've wiped clean?

[WCP]

I remember this thread!!!

<sphincter spasm>

[kathleen]

Dear Lord. ::)

Oh, it might be worms. If you've been losing a lot of weight lately that can't be explained and are pale and listless and there's a wiggly thing hanging out of your anus..................those are big clues. :D

[wellkeptsecrets]

Rectum? It nearly killed him!


And wks, we revisit this thread, why?




Today, we revisit because I was just strolling by and thought I'd stop, for a look see. 8)

Last time, it was Mr. Delicious R Kats, who was having some deep need to share with us his remedy.

So, now I'm wondering which bit of advice Bad took for his delicate problem.

[WCP]

So, now I'm wondering which bit of advice Bad took for his delicate problem.


I switched brands of Butt Wipe to something that promises that fluffy bounciness of a gentle floating cloud surrounded by little butterflies in a meadow with dancing happy bears.

Does anyone think we missed the metaphor of that commercial of "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Subtle, no?

[wellkeptsecrets]

I switched brands of Butt Wipe to something that promises that fluffy bounciness of a gentle floating cloud surrounded by little butterflies in a meadow with dancing happy bears.

Does anyone think we missed the metaphor of that commercial of "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Subtle, no?


I keep baby wipes in the bathroom. They give you that 'oh so fresh feeling'. I never could understand why everyone made fun of OAG for using them. 8)

[WCP]

And those Kotex commercials!!

Holy shit! Anyone whose ever munched carpet during a bout with Aunt Flow knows their face isn't blue when the dastardly deed is completed!!

[WCP]

I keep baby wipes in the bathroom. They give you that 'oh so fresh feeling'. I never could understand why everyone made fun of OAG for using them. 8)


Beats me. I recall the heat I took for admitting I sometimes squat to take a squirt.

Must be a dude thing.

[wellkeptsecrets]

And those Kotex commercials!!

Holy shit! Anyone whose ever munched carpet during a bout with Aunt Flow knows their face isn't blue when the dastardly deed is completed!!


I know nothing about this subject! Blech!!!

[ponygurl]

I never could understand why everyone made fun of OAG for using them. 8)

I'll never understand why anyone would discuss what they wipe their ass with.

[wellkeptsecrets]

I'll never understand why anyone would discuss what they wipe their ass with.


It's something we all do. Personally, I like Quilted Northern brand. ;D

[NorNec]

And those Kotex commercials!!

Holy shit! Anyone whose ever munched carpet during a bout with Aunt Flow knows their face isn't blue when the dastardly deed is completed!!


I know nothing about this subject! Blech!!!


A real man would ask first and a real woman would advise before the record is recorded.

[MidnightRider]

I'll never understand why anyone would discuss what they wipe their ass with.


It's something we all do. Personally, I like Quilted Northern brand. ;DI think discussion of what we wipe our asses with should be private.

[ponygurl]

I think .
Since when?

[sockmonkey]

Pony the whole toilet paper thing is near and dear to my heart. At work we buy Northern because its good and soft yet it does not plug the toilets.

So one day I am on vacation and one of my assistants hits Costco and buys freeking Cottonelle! So for the entire time we had those 3 cases of toilet paper we were plunging the toilets 2 and 3 times a day. These women I swear must put an arm fulls of toilet paper down our toilets.

[JustPassinThru]

Rectum?

Fixedum.

What a pain in the ass.

[MidnightRider]

Since when?Here's what I think! I think you are a Canadian Dipshit!

[ponygurl]

! I think
I doubt that.

[polaris]

An itchy rectum is no subject for humour.

I'm serious!

OK...I'm not.