The Guardian
01-29-2004, 05:17 PM
Maybe good to know ... the final word on nutrition and health It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans, or Australians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.