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Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 01:48 PM
For all you Dr. Lawa suck ups there is news that Dr. Lawa's mother has been found dead at home, dead for months, undiscovered. As you might suspect Dr. Lawa, the acid tongued, she-bitch pop counseling physiologist, expressed her grief (and covered her career) by vilifying her mother even in death. What a cold, calculating, impersonal bitch Dr. Lawa is.

As reported by Drudge Report (http://www.drudgereport.com/laura.htm)
MURDER MYSTERY: DR LAURA'S MOTHER LAY DEAD FOR MONTHS IN APARTMENT

A gruesome scene has unfolded on North Palm Drive in Beverly Hills where Dr. Laura Schlessinger's mother has been found dead -- with the body going undiscovered for months!

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Yolanda Schlessinger, 77, died all alone in her apartment months ago, authorities now believe.

Concern was not raised until a neighbor realized Schlessinger's pet bird was no longer singing!

Police went into the house and found a woman who had been dead "a substantial amount of time."

Lt. Gary Gilmond of the Beverly Hills Police Department said an autopsy disclosed the woman was murdered.

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Radio sensation Dr. Laura released a statement: "I am horrified by the tragic circumstances of my mother's death, and so sad to learn that she died as she chose to live--alone and isolated. My mother shut all her family out of her life over the years, though we made several futile attempts to stay connected. May God rest her soul."

In other words - "I realize that most humans on this earth would have contact with their mothers especially living in the same town. Certainly a world reknown pop counseling psysiologist such as myself could work out some level of communication with my family (as I counsel millions to do in nanosecond therapy on the radio) but it's not my fault, it's my mother's fault. She was the bitch, she was anti-social, she was the blathering, blithering icon of arrogance NOT ME. God bless her."

Yeah right, Dr. Lawa. I fart in your general direction.

jeny
12-20-2002, 01:50 PM
wow, how sad for wat's her name's SON, who never knew his granny, thanks to his super stupid mother.

Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 03:36 PM
More career saving double speak from the Ice Counselor of the Airwaves.

Schlessinger: 'I am shocked and horrified that she is a victim of a violent crime... I guess one of the reasons I am committed to sanctity of the family is because I was not fortunate to grow up in a close knit family myself... It was her choice to be estranged from her entire family... I do pray she is at peace... Hold your family very close, very tight and very dear, and don't sweat the petty stuff'...

This woman sounds like Trent Lott! She is unable to shut the fuck up. With each utterance she sounds more and more like a radio counselor who is doing all she can to distance herself from her own life. Dr. Lawa just cannot seem to put enough distance between herself and her dead mother. It's ALL ABOUT Dr. Lawa and her caweer. :'(

wendy
12-20-2002, 03:44 PM
It was her choice to be estranged from her entire family.

Ya know...it sounds like Dr L's mother was more than just a little like Dr L herself. Both of them probably thought it was THEIR way or the HIGHWAY.

Now that she's dead, Dr L can now feel free to tell everyone what a horrible abusive mother she was and not have to worry about any rebuttal.

12-20-2002, 03:52 PM
Sure feels good to not know anything about Dr. Schlessinger. This way I have the inate ability not to form an opinion, good or bad, about anyone.

I think I'll keep it that way.

Ignorance is bliss.

12-20-2002, 04:07 PM
Sure feels good to not know anything about Dr. Schlessinger. This way I have the inate ability not to form an opinion, good or bad, about anyone.

I think I'll keep it that way.

Ignorance is bliss.


I can relate to this, I know nothing about the woman. Did see her nude pictures though. :P

12-20-2002, 04:15 PM
Did see her nude pictures though. :P


Yeah, I have those around here someplace. I don't know which folder it's in...probably T&A or Various Nudes or Blonde Nudes or White Chicks Nudes or Kinky Titties or one of my lesser known folders.

Jethro Tull
12-20-2002, 07:03 PM
Perhaps one of you who seem to have specific knowledge of the details of the relationship between these parties would care to share them?

Heeey BooBoo
12-20-2002, 07:25 PM
More career saving double speak from the Ice Counselor of the Airwaves.

This woman sounds like Trent Lott!


Except for the stupid hick accent and bad toupee they're practically twins.

Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 07:53 PM
Perhaps one of you who seem to have specific knowledge of the details of the relationship between these parties would care to share them?



Wha....? JT so you think Dr. Lawa is a stand up lady who didn't have an affair while married? She didn't fuck her way into talk radio? She didn't as her kid's mom give up her career to raise her child? She used her skill and training as a pop counselor psysiologist to connect with her mom and establish a relationship with mom's own grandchild?

Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 07:55 PM
More career saving double speak from the Ice Counselor of the Airwaves.

This woman sounds like Trent Lott!


Except for the stupid hick accent and bad toupee they're practically twins.


Tell it Boo Boo.

Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 08:02 PM
Did see her nude pictures though. :P


Yeah, I have those around here someplace. I don't know which folder it's in...probably T&A or Various Nudes or Blonde Nudes or White Chicks Nudes or Kinky Titties or one of my lesser known folders.


I'm here to tell you some of Dr. Lawa's shots were prime porn. 8) They would not have been printed in mainstream porn mags. Graphic open leg shots! :) Now suddenly her mom doesn't speak to her and ends up dead fucking up Dr. Lawa's schtick! Oy Vey!

12-20-2002, 08:13 PM
Did see her nude pictures though. :P




Yeah, I have those around here someplace. I don't know which folder it's in...probably T&A or Various Nudes or Blonde Nudes or White Chicks Nudes or Kinky Titties or one of my lesser known folders.


I'm here to tell you some of Dr. Lawa's shots were prime porn. 8) They would not have been printed in mainstream porn mags. Graphic open leg shots! :) Now suddenly her mom doesn't speak to her and ends up dead fucking up Dr. Lawa's schtick! Oy Vey!





She bared it all didn't she? ;D

Slipped Mickey
12-20-2002, 08:37 PM
I did. Not bad compared to now. I've had worse.