View Full Version : How About a Little Pizza to Go With Your Pubic Hair?
Can you say, disgusting!!!!! :o :o
Michael Widrick and Rhonda LaParr got small, wiry hairs stuck in their teeth as they bit into their order last November, according to attorney Eric T. Swartz. They froze the pizza as evidence, he said.
I prefer my pizza with extra cheese!
http://www.wnbc.com/news/1846329/detail.html
wendy
12-19-2002, 03:21 PM
The two want DNA testing of the hair to see if it belongs to a store employee who had previous conflicts with Widrick, Swartz said.
Uh-oh...sounds like a couple of scammers with a vendetta.
Jethro Tull
12-19-2002, 03:23 PM
You have to never have known ANYBODY in the food service business if you continue to eat at a place where you've had a serious run-in with an employee who could come anywhere near the food.
People who act badly towards wait staff, busboys, bartenders, or generally act like assholes in a restaurant will often get a little something extra with their meal.
If you get bad service, stiff them on the tip and don't go back. Creating a ruckus before your food arrives invites retaliation. If you see the people you insulted laughing and giggling, you've already eaten your surprise.
Of course, most allegations food adulteration are false, just people looking for money. But this stuff does go on, and you will be better off if aware of that fact!
"Pubic hairs (and parts of the Los Angeles Freeway System) are digestable." ~Eul Gibbons~
wendy
12-19-2002, 03:29 PM
Let's be honest....can you imagine having enough pubic hair on a pizza to have it STICKING OUT OF YOUR TEETH....yet not notice it before you ate the damned thing? ::)
I heard a story many years ago (from construction workers, who else) of a disgruntled worker in the Russell Stover factory who took a large dump in the chocolate vat.
I sometimes think of that when I get chocolate as a present. Then I eat it anyway. Little poop never hurt anyone. ;D
Aussie Thinker
12-19-2002, 06:07 PM
Cmon Cherry that is pretty unfair you forget to post the entire story
Michael Widrick and Rhonda LaParr got small, wiry hairs stuck in their teeth as they bit into their order last November, according to attorney Eric T. Swartz. They froze the pizza as evidence, he said.
Cont :
They retraced their previous activity and claimed the 69 they just had in the toilet could not possibly be related to having pubic hairs stuck in their teeth.
Jethro Tull
12-19-2002, 08:48 PM
Let's be honest....can you imagine having enough pubic hair on a pizza to have it STICKING OUT OF YOUR TEETH....yet not notice it before you ate the damned thing? ::)
I bow to your greater experience in the field.
I don't understand the big deal on this. Just consider it Dental Floss. Most people would be proud to be found with pubes stuck to their mouths. Well...I would, anyways.
Persephone
12-19-2002, 09:56 PM
I generally like to introduce myself before discovering someone's pubes in my mouth. I'm weird that way.
why are you still up Suth? Are you on break already?
Persephone
12-19-2002, 09:59 PM
why are you still up Suth? Are you on break already?
Yep. I'm off until the 3rd. So I get to sleep late tomorrow. Yipee! There is no one better at being a lazy bitch than me. :)
why are you still up Suth? Are you on break already?
Yep. I'm off until the 3rd. So I get to sleep late tomorrow. Yipee! There is no one better at being a lazy bitch than me. :)
wanna bet? Stay at home mom, moved into this house 4 months ago, still a room full of boxes.
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:03 PM
wanna bet? Stay at home mom, moved into this house 4 months ago, still a room full of boxes.
I'm working on my third year in this house. Do boxes in the garage still count as stuff I never did when I moved in?
wanna bet? Stay at home mom, moved into this house 4 months ago, still a room full of boxes.
I'm working on my third year in this house. Do boxes in the garage still count as stuff I never did when I moved in?
but HA! You have a job!!!
Actually, I think I'm going to move all the boxes into a closet and if I don't miss anything for months, I'm gonna ditch everything. Did I mention how much I hate clutter?
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:08 PM
but HA! You have a job!!!
Actually, I think I'm going to move all the boxes into a closet and if I don't miss anything for months, I'm gonna ditch everything. Did I mention how much I hate clutter?
But HA! You have a kid!!!
I have a sister-in-law who is very good at throwing away shit. You never see a scrap of clutter in her house. It takes more effort for me. I form attachments to the crap around my house.
but HA! You have a job!!!
Actually, I think I'm going to move all the boxes into a closet and if I don't miss anything for months, I'm gonna ditch everything. Did I mention how much I hate clutter?
But HA! You have a kid!!!
I have a sister-in-law who is very good at throwing away shit. You never see a scrap of clutter in her house. It takes more effort for me. I form attachments to the crap around my house.
I think that is the number one thing on a very long list of things that pisses me off about my mother in law. She just drops shit everywhere she goes. I got a little basket for her and I just collect her shit in it all day and give it to her when she's on her way to bed. I love to wake up in the morning to a clean living room and kitchen. I love to sit on the couch with my coffee and watch Alexa play and look around at my clutter free counters and feel nice and organized. I hate that frantic "i have to do housework" feeling that I get when things are out of order. I don't know what it is, it may even be obsessive compulsive, I don't know.
It took me several years to break my husband of his fond attachment to crap passed on by his mother. I introuced him to filing systems and plastic baskets in shelves. But alas, he is falling back into his old ways with this bad influence around. I may have to shoot her.
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:20 PM
Oh...I feel for you. Your house should be your own. I know it really bites to have to put up with someone else's bullshit ways of doing things.
Wish I could help...
Oh...I feel for you. Your house should be your own. I know it really bites to have to put up with someone else's bullshit ways of doing things.
Wish I could help...
you could help by finding a deep dark hidden hole in which to bury her after i shoot her! :D
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:24 PM
Oh...I feel for you. Your house should be your own. I know it really bites to have to put up with someone else's bullshit ways of doing things.
Wish I could help...
you could help by finding a deep dark hidden hole in which to bury her after i shoot her! :D
Talk to bad about a bayou he knows... :)
Oh...I feel for you. Your house should be your own. I know it really bites to have to put up with someone else's bullshit ways of doing things.
Wish I could help...
you could help by finding a deep dark hidden hole in which to bury her after i shoot her! :D
Talk to bad about a bayou he knows... :)
I don't know if there are any bayous in the desert??? Where exactly does he live?
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:30 PM
I don't know if there are any bayous in the desert??? Where exactly does he live?
Oh, he doesn't live in bayou country. He has kin people there. He's just a transplanted coonass.
I don't know if there are any bayous in the desert??? Where exactly does he live?
Oh, he doesn't live in bayou country. He has kin people there. He's just a transplanted coonass.
LOL!! Do you have any idea how few native Californinans there really are?? I always hear, hell, I'm not a Californian, I'm a ______. It's pretty damn funny.
K, I'm going to bed now, I need to sleep after being up until 2:30 last night. :D See you tomorrow. Glad you're off until the third, we can play all day tomorrow! :D
Persephone
12-19-2002, 10:36 PM
Goodnight. I'm fading out myself. Catch ya later.
wendy
12-20-2002, 06:50 AM
LOL!! Do you have any idea how few native Californinans there really are?? I always hear, hell, I'm not a Californian, I'm a ______. It's pretty damn funny.
It's been that way for years. My mom IS a native Californian but she won't admit it anymore. ;D
Georgia is getting to be the same way. Hardly anyone in the Atlanta area is from Georgia anymore.
Persephone
12-20-2002, 06:54 AM
Interestingly enough, almost everyone where I live is from Mississippi. :)
When I'm here, people accuse me of being from somewhere else. When I'm anywhere else, they pick on me for my accent.
I think I tend to slip in and out of a Southern accent depending on who I'm talking to, though.
LOL!! Do you have any idea how few native Californinans there really are?? I always hear, hell, I'm not a Californian, I'm a ______. It's pretty damn funny.
It's been that way for years. My mom IS a native Californian but she won't admit it anymore. ;D
Georgia is getting to be the same way. Hardly anyone in the Atlanta area is from Georgia anymore.
My husband is 7th generation native CA. That makes Alexa 8th. But I like to tell everyone she's really a New Hampshire baby. :D
We have a plan to get out of this state, but we just can't do it right now because my husband just would not make as much money anywhere else. And the whole saving money thing is an integral part of the plan.
Interestingly enough, almost everyone where I live is from Mississippi. :)
When I'm here, people accuse me of being from somewhere else. When I'm anywhere else, they pick on me for my accent.
I think I tend to slip in and out of a Southern accent depending on who I'm talking to, though.
Whenever I come home from visiting my family in New England, my husband gets a big kick out of my return to the Boston accent thing. And when I get really mad, or excited, I slip into the accent, "Get the CAH ready hon, I'm in Labah!!"
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