Lance, thank you

It is so nice of you to offer your forum for the newsmax rejects. This site is pretty cool, I'm sad to say I have never seen you post a link for this before.

Anyway, we'll see how it all pans out!

Jeny

[tileman]

Hey bud.............way slicker than NM.

I'll post a link at the other board that people are going to.

[The Guardian]

Non-fem: Glad to see you over here, I hope a lot of the other folks come on over too. There is a lot of serious work I can do on this system that will blow the socks off of a lot of other places, I'm thinking its time to do it.

[tileman]

Wtf is the llama thing all about?

What's this ?

Almost as bad as autocad up there dang!!

TEXT What's that? Tell me if I shouldn't touch something... ;D TEXT

yeah baby...........this is nice

TEXTAnd what about this little jewel?TEXT

[The Guardian]

Tileman: That "slogan" is a default value you can set in your profile. Unlike UBB (Newsmax), this board allows avatars (images) if you want. Along with a "tag line".
;)

I am such a computer moron, It's going to take me a while to figure this stuff out. How can I have the Little Mermaid be my picture under my name? Can I do that? Is that allowed?? ??? Maybe a picture of my impossibly cute kid?? ;D

Non-Fem, tileman .... hi there! I'm glad to be here, this place looks good. I wonder how many more will sign up tonight?

[Satan]

This feels WEIRD. I haven't been a virgin in forever. ;D

Nice digs, Lance.

[tileman]

Let me try that again...heh hehtest test testevolutionists can't find their ass with both hands

Well one out of two

Lance, are you a Buffy/Angel fan or something? ;D

[The Guardian]

Thanks guys, I think this is good because it will kick me in the butt to seriously upgrade this place. Our regulars here are all good people and they've been on this board a LOOOOOOONG time. Dates back to 1995-96. (I'm the second "Guardian")

Non-Fem: To answer your question, go into the profile (button up top). If you have a picture you want as an avatar, enter its web address. If you need it uploaded here, I can do that too. Or there are some "pre-defined" avatars there.

You can set this forum so it displays time in your native time zone and various other things. I don't believe any features are disabled, so the full power of the board is available for "play".

One caution...the YABB language is a tad different from UBB (Newsmax). So check out the help files if you need assistance with the YABB code.

[tileman]

Maybe a little payback for his baptist thread today.....ooops..:D

Let me try that again...heh hehtest test testevolutionists can't find their ass with both hands

Well one out of two


Thisjoint is a blast ;D

[tileman]

I think I broke his ticker tape thang......... ::) .......Bad did it!!!!!!

[The Guardian]

Just so everyone knows thats relatively new, "The Guardian" is my admin hat. I DO NOT debate at using this userid. It is reserved strictly for board admin/mod functions.

My regular userid here is "Lance" and with that, I'm one of the crowd.

I do have a relatively "hands off" style in that I'm not going to protect anyone. There are some no-no's obviously, but rarely have they been crossed.

So again, welcome all.

I think I broke his ticker tape thang......... ::) .......Bad did it!!!!!!


I'm going for five stars ... what does it take?

[tileman]

::) We won't do nothin'

[tileman]

I think I broke his ticker tape thang......... ::) .......Bad did it!!!!!!


I'm going for five stars ... what does it take?


I don't know, but I'll settle for loosing the llama and virgin designation.............Where'd BS go?

I think I broke his ticker tape thang......... ::) .......Bad did it!!!!!!


I'm going for five stars ... what does it take?


I don't know, but I'll settle for loosing the llama and virgin designation.............Where'd BS go?


Go to your profile and make changes there.

[The Guardian]

tileman: I wasn't worried about inviting any of you guys here. Thats why I did.

My bad, the stars are based on a position. Your user type will go to the max at 500.

tileman: I wasn't worried about inviting any of you guys here. Thats why I did.

500 posts gets the 5-star!


Are you glad I'm here? :P

[BrandonL]

pffft!! Hi all! ;)

[BrandonL]

Whew, lonestar-I actually thought of the Brad Pitt pic, but chose Spade instead-he's more like the real me ;)

Otherwise, we have to duke it out!

pffft!! Hi all! ;)


Hey dude, welcome! :)

Whew, lonestar-I actually thought of the Brad Pitt pic, but chose Spade instead-he's more like the real me ;)

Otherwise, we have to duke it out!


I almost picked Spade since he looks like me. Want to swap let me know. :D

[The Guardian]

You can choose custom pics if they're on a web address. If you need a custom pic put up, e-mail it to me and I'll load it for you.

[Constitutionalist]

I'm Here!

Hiya Lance.

Can you afford top let an unemployed and washed up Moderator from Newsmax to lurk around a bit?

:'(

[tileman]

Figured out all the toys yet? ???


I'm Here!

Hiya Lance.

Can you afford top let an unemployed and washed up Moderator from Newsmax to lurk around a bit?

:'(

Hi Lance. Wow, check out all those buttons up there. Pretty slick. Thanks for inviting us here.

Hi Lance. Wow, check out all those buttons up there. Pretty slick. Thanks for inviting us here.


It's about time you got over here :D

Hi Lance. Wow, check out all those buttons up there. Pretty slick. Thanks for inviting us here.


It's about time you got over here :D


I came as soon as I figured everybody was headed this way. I'll have a pic up soon if Lance can load it up for me. 8)

Hi Lance. Wow, check out all those buttons up there. Pretty slick. Thanks for inviting us here.


It's about time you got over here :D


I came as soon as I figured everybody was headed this way. I'll have a pic up soon if Lance can load it up for me. 8)


I didn't realize this place was so much fun, with the bells and wistles and all. I hope many come considering what NewsMax is doing. Did you get my e-mail?

Yep. It makes me happy that you thought about me when the news came through. Thanks. :)

Nice BoardMore Fancy Than NewsmaxI can't wait until I know how to use it

Man, oh, man!! Lookit all da bells and whistles here. Slick, Lance.

Yep. It makes me happy that you thought about me when the news came through. Thanks. :)


You do have two eyes! I pictured you with one big eye in the middle of your forehead. ;D

tee hee, I figured out how put my picture here. Maybe I CAN be a computer nerd after all!

[Persephone]

Hi,

I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Suth, and I this is my very first post.

Is this a good neighborhood? Does that guy down the street with all the dogs bother anybody? Is anybody going to bake me a cake and welcome me to town?

:-*

welcome Suth, nice to meet you! I baked you a lemon cake, here you go.

I hope you like meat, there is a layer of chicken on there!

BTW,I am non-feminist, hear me roar.

:o

[tileman]

I thought you were going to be Jeny?

[tileman]

Blaupunkt, who were you?

[Persephone]

I thought you were going to be Jeny?



I think that was only if she had to type it every time she posted. :)

[tileman]

Looks like Bill and I are running neck and neck to see who looses their virginity first... ;D

Looks like Bill and I are running neck and neck to see who looses their virginity first... ;D


I'm saving myself for someone special... ;)

[tileman]

Anyone know how to increase the font size? I'm getting nose prints on my monitor....... 8)

[tileman]

Looks like Bill and I are running neck and neck to see who looses their virginity first... ;D


I'm saving myself for someone special... ;)


Good to see ya Jack. Pretty cool huh?!

[Persephone]

Anyone know how to increase the font size? I'm getting nose prints on my monitor....... 8)



Old fart. :P

righto Suth, if I have to type it everytime, it's a pain.

Maybe I'll change it to Jeny anyway... With my name being so common, I never even try to register anywhere under it. Let me go see if I can fix it.

BTW Suth, your avatar is a christmas tree topper?????

[jeny]

Now I'm a Jeny!!!! ;)

[Persephone]

BTW Suth, your avatar is a christmas tree topper?????


Tis the season....LOL.

Actually, it's just a doll. I think. It's a Madam Alexander doll.

What? Don't you think it suits my angelic personality?

;D

[jeny]

BTW Suth, your avatar is a christmas tree topper?????


What? Don't you think it suits my angelic personality?

;D


Sure it does, I was just wonderin' :-*

I'll be changing my avatar soon, we're getting family pics and Alexa's christmas pics done tomorrow, I'll see which one I like best and use that until I get more done, or find take a good one of Alexa in the meantime.

Heh, maybe I'll change it everyday! I only have thousands of pictures of the baby to choose from. :D

Personally I'd rather see a picture of them milk-laden... er... nevermind. ;D

[jeny]

Personally I'd rather see a picture of them milk-laden... er... nevermind. ;D


Har har har. There will be no lactation pictures, but thanks for asking. :o

[tileman]

Anyone know how to increase the font size? I'm getting nose prints on my monitor....... 8)



Old fart. :P


May need a new roof but the plumbing still works.. :P

Personally I'd rather see a picture of them milk-laden... er... nevermind. ;D


Har har har. There will be no lactation pictures, but thanks for asking. :o


You ain't gotta milk 'em for me... ;D

I'm just being a little rowdy Jen -- don't take me seriously here. I don't mess with married women. :)

[jeny]

I'm just being a little rowdy Jen -- don't take me seriously here. I don't mess with married women. :)


If I thought you were serious, I would ignore you. ;)

I'm just being a little rowdy Jen -- don't take me seriously here. I don't mess with married women. :)


If I thought you were serious, I would ignore you. ;)


If you were single, I might be serious. Hey -- it works in the chatrooms... ;)

Okay... so where is everybody else? I'm flirting with non-fem for crying out loud...

[jeny]

I'm just being a little rowdy Jen -- don't take me seriously here. I don't mess with married women. :)


If I thought you were serious, I would ignore you. ;)


If you were single, I might be serious. Hey -- it works in the chatrooms... ;)


Hey, we could go on forever, if I were SINGLE I wouldn't be lactating! :D

I'm just being a little rowdy Jen -- don't take me seriously here. I don't mess with married women. :)


If I thought you were serious, I would ignore you. ;)


If you were single, I might be serious. Hey -- it works in the chatrooms... ;)


Hey, we could go on forever, if I were SINGLE I wouldn't be lactating! :D


Catholic girls and their morals! ;D

[jeny]

Pain in the ass ain't it?

Hey, you don't suppose Lance has rules against swears, do ya??? :o

I dunno. I figure I better get me some seniority before I break out the Bible and start thumping people with it... ;)

[lgllady]

Hey, I made it! Thanks Lance.TEXT

Now I have to figure out how it all works.

[Julia]

This is a test. This is only a test. If this had been an actual post, there might be something interesting here to read.

(Just checking to see if my avatar is working.)

Cool site, Lance! 8)

*darn. :(

[The Guardian]

I see your avatar...don't you? ???

[Julia]

Nope. She's not there. :(

I just see the ugly red X. ???

[Persephone]

I just see the X too. Sorry.

I'm wondering if Lance is gonna have enough width to handle this.

I like the format a lot. It's pretty trick...except for the teensy weensy print...only a person with a small penis would set up print this small

Whatcha think? :)

[The Guardian]

Try it now guys! I've moved it to NoPC's server. :o

[Persephone]

I'm wondering if Lance is gonna have enough width to handle this.

I like the format a lot. It's pretty trick...except for the teensy weensy print...only a person with a small penis would set up print this small

Whatcha think? :)



Oh, shit. The trouble-makers are arriving now. :-*

[Persephone]

Try it now guys! I've moved it to NoPC's server. :o



It works now. Good job.

[Satan]

Well I'll be damned. I finally have as many posts as badnews.

[Julia]

Now she's jammin'. :)

I hope she's not making anyone dizzy. Maybe I should find one that is less vertiginous. :-[

[Persephone]

I just wanted to take this time to remind everyone that with the holidays coming up we should all remember to do our part for those less fortunate.

Today, I went to a charity sale. I came home with 8 new sweaters and 4 new pairs of pants. I did not need these items. I only bought them out of the goodness of my heart. Now, from the profits the store hands over due to my purchases, a needy child with have a Matchbox car for Christmas. :P

Hello Dollies:

I have arrived.

Did the little crab apple get here?

I see BN and Suth beat me here. What's new? I always get the leftovers.

Thanks Lance. Now you get to be in the moderator "hot seat". I'll try to be kind.

Try it now guys! I've moved it to NoPC's server. :o


Mine worked as soon as I logged in today. Thanks Lance! :)

[guido]

Hi, nonfem....I hope a lot of the n/m regulars show up here.

[jeny]

hey guido, I'm goin' by my given name now. ;) I hope lots of Newsmaxers show up too, and not just our pals, we need someone to argue with.

I'll see you guys later!

[Julie]

:) Leave it the way it is Julia. It looks great!

Lance- Thanks everything is fine now.

[wendy]

Thank you Lance!

Hey..now that I'm no longer an admin I can misbehave with everyone else!

I'd just like to say that I wish I had banned NorNec one last time before the board tanked. :(

[Satan]

Hey, BN, mind if I quote you in my sig? I'd like to preserve that compliment for posteriority.

Hi Julie! Hi Julia! (Great. Now I'm NEVER gonna get un-confused.)

;D

Please welcome wendya, our newest member

Somehow, this just struck me funny popping up on the entry page. ;D

[guido]

hey guido, I'm goin' by my given name now. ;) I hope lots of Newsmaxers show up too, and not just our pals, we need someone to argue with.

I'll see you guys later!


Using Jeny will take some getting used to, but I'll try. ;)

[wendy]

Please welcome wendya, our newest member

Somehow, this just struck me funny popping up on the entry page. ;D


Yeah...but it took the death of NMax forum for you to finally beat my post count. :P

I was really hoping to make 20,000 posts by Xmas...damn!!

[Meshuga Mikey]

Hey, BN, mind if I quote you in my sig? I'd like to preserve that compliment for posteriority.

Hi Julie! Hi Julia! (Great. Now I'm NEVER gonna get un-confused.)

;D


I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MESHUGA~!!!!!

[guido]

I was really hoping to make 20,000 posts by Xmas...damn!!


I kept up with you for a while, but I'm heading out to play cards.

I'll probably be eating your dust by morning.

[guido]

Wendya, now that the coast is clear, I'm curious. Who sent you the most complaint email.....Who was the biggest whiner?

[Satan]

Hello Dollies:

I have arrived.

OK, I give up. Who are (were) you?

[Satan]

Wendya, now that the coast is clear, I'm curious. Who sent you the most complaint email.....Who was the biggest whiner?


My money's on buzz. Do I win a prize? :)

Hello Dollies:

I have arrived.

Did the little crab apple get here?

I see BN and Suth beat me here. What's new? I always get the leftovers.

Thanks Lance. Now you get to be in the moderator "hot seat". I'll try to be kind.

Hello Dollies:

I have arrived.

Did the little crab apple get here?

I see BN and Suth beat me here. What's new? I always get the leftovers.

Thanks Lance. Now you get to be in the moderator "hot seat". I'll try to be kind.





Well I screwed that message up. Who are you CherryBomb?

[JohnS]

Please welcome wendya, our newest member

Somehow, this just struck me funny popping up on the entry page. ;D


The really funny thing was seeing badnews with the title "Virgin" under his mame. :D

[Persephone]

The really funny thing was seeing badnews with the title "Virgin" under his mame. :D




Who are you?

Hello Dollies:

I have arrived.

Did the little crab apple get here?

I see BN and Suth beat me here. What's new? I always get the leftovers.

Thanks Lance. Now you get to be in the moderator "hot seat". I'll try to be kind.


I think I know who you are ;) Do you know who Mary Largen is? Who was crab apple? Who got the last post in at NewsMax?

[tileman]

Is Laz still posing as a chick? ;D

[Persephone]

Congrats lonestar on getting the first locked thread in our new home. ;D

[JohnS]

The really funny thing was seeing badnews with the title "Virgin" under his mame. :D




Who are you?


Oh. Just another confused migrant poster from newsmax land. ???

Congrats lonestar on getting the first locked thread in our new home. ;D


This place takes some getting used to. :)

[Persephone]

Congrats lonestar on getting the first locked thread in our new home. ;D


This place takes some getting used to. :)



What was the violation?

[Persephone]

The really funny thing was seeing badnews with the title "Virgin" under his mame. :D




Who are you?


Oh. Just another confused migrant poster from newsmax land. ???



Oh, good. A guessing game.

JHS?

[Satan]

What? We can't say 'whore' here? Uh-oh...

8)

[JohnS]

Congrats lonestar on getting the first locked thread in our new home. ;D


Could that topic be FORBIDDEN. ::)

[Persephone]

What? We can't say 'whore' here? Uh-oh...

8)



This ain't no nickle and dime operation. Wipe the shit off your boots on the way in. And no fucking cussing.

Congrats lonestar on getting the first locked thread in our new home. ;D


I think I locked it myself, see that little lock/unlock button? I pushed it and the site locked up, WTF? ???

This place takes some getting used to. :)



What was the violation?

[JohnS]

The really funny thing was seeing badnews with the title "Virgin" under his mame. :D




Who are you?


Oh. Just another confused migrant poster from newsmax land. ???



Oh, good. A guessing game.

JHS?


Now, that wasn't hard, was it.

[The Guardian]

BTW, the thread originator can "lock" the thread on their own. I didn't lock it. ;D

[Persephone]

BTW, the thread originator can "lock" the thread on their own. I didn't lock it. ;D



I thought maybe you were afraid Scarlet would show up. ;)

[Persephone]

Now, that wasn't hard, was it.



You have no idea how lazy I'm capable of being if allowed.

[wendy]

Who was JHS? Is he someone I should remember?

;D

[JohnS]

Now, that wasn't hard, was it.



You have no idea how lazy I'm capable of being if allowed.


Did I see someplace that you are a teacher? If so, I don't know how you could find the time to be lazy.

[wendy]

I think we can be fairly confident that JonhS is NOT fairnessman. ;)

[Persephone]

I think we can be fairly confident that JonhS is NOT fairnessman. ;)



God, I'm going to miss him. Sometimes when I'm grading papers all weekend I like to think about how I've pissed away his tax money on some completely useless DVDs that I probably won't even watch. It makes the time go by so much faster.

[JohnS]

I think we can be fairly confident that JonhS is NOT fairnessman. ;)


No. You can be absolutely confident!! I aint him, I'm me/

[JohnS]

Who was JHS? Is he someone I should remember?

;D


How could you forget so soon! I havn't posted much lately but it really hasn't been that long.

Wasn't election day a great day for Georgia. No more Charles Walker and then Don Cheeks jumps the fence.

Somebody pinch me;; I must be dreaming.

[kathleen]

Hi John. How about a nice long discussion about Catholicism? That should draw the fundies from Newsmax in droves. :)

[Jethro Tull]

Lance may yet regret the invitation :o like a party where the crashers outnumber the expected guests ;D

We need to get a few of the far-out lefties over here. Rusty, or zinsky, or pinko, or Proximo, or panheadnick. The real hardcore wackos. They squeal the loudest. :D

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/poke2.gif

[tileman]

Who was JHS? Is he someone I should remember?

;D


How could you forget so soon! I havn't posted much lately but it really hasn't been that long.

Wasn't election day a great day for Georgia. No more Charles Walker and then Don Cheeks jumps the fence.

Somebody pinch me;; I must be dreaming.


she was pulling your leg bud.........hence the smilie.. ;D

[JohnS]

Who was JHS? Is he someone I should remember?

;D


How could you forget so soon! I havn't posted much lately but it really hasn't been that long.

Wasn't election day a great day for Georgia. No more Charles Walker and then Don Cheeks jumps the fence.

Somebody pinch me;; I must be dreaming.


she was pulling your leg bud.........hence the smilie.. ;D


Aw shucks Tileman! You don't really think she would pull my leg, do you? :o

But on the other hand; I guess I'd smile too if I were pulling her leg. ;)