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Persephone
11-16-2003, 02:18 PM
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FEATURES


DVD System.

State-of-the art entertainment center, with a 43" high definition flat screen television.

Floating remote control.

Underwater lighting.

Side-by-side ergonomic loungers.

Energy-efficient, self-draining, double-insulated pump.

Patented Silent Air™ Induction system.

Slip-resistant bottom.

Built-in CD/AM/FM stereo with remote control.

Surround sound system.

Tru-Level self-leveling base system.

2 Directionally adjustable foot jets.

2 directionally adjustable body and side jets.

6 Fully adjustable PowerPro jets.


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SPECIFICATIONS


Exterior Dimensions:

84.375 " long x 73.5 " wide x 50.625 " high

Interior Dimensions at Bottom:

50 " long x 52 " wide

Average Operating Gallons:

125 gallons.

List Price From*:

$ 29,870
(Represents Jacuzzi's price for standard configuration)

Model Number(s):
T650
truelies
11-16-2003, 02:25 PM
Six Tub?
Persephone
11-16-2003, 02:25 PM
Six Tub?


I don't know what a six tub is, but I'd say this one counts as a sex tub. :)
wendy
11-16-2003, 02:28 PM
I don't think so.
truelies
11-16-2003, 02:29 PM
I don't know what a six tub is, but I'd say this one counts as a sex tub. :)


This being a forum often visited by young people, I tried to avoid THAT word. :)
Persephone
11-16-2003, 02:49 PM
I don't think so.


LOL. I wouldn't pay $30,000 for anything I couldn't move all my stuff into, but I bet it's a helluva bath. :)

I'm sure I can manage to figure out a cheaper way to watch movies from the tub, though.
Persephone
11-16-2003, 02:49 PM
This being a forum often visited by young people, I tried to avoid THAT word. :)


Gotcha. ;)
McBp_2003
11-16-2003, 04:00 PM
This being a forum often visited by young people, I tried to avoid THAT word. :)


How many young people are there on this forum?
truelies
11-16-2003, 04:01 PM
How many young people are there on this forum?


Well we had all those Swedish kids last year
Persephone
11-16-2003, 04:02 PM
Well we had all those Swedish kids last year


That was at the old house before we moved over here. :)
julianna
11-16-2003, 04:04 PM
Dear Santa -

Please bring me a sex tub like shown above. Thank you your best friend.

Julianna
McBp_2003
11-16-2003, 04:08 PM
Dear Santa,

Please bring me the sex tub, with all things required for such activities as the tub implies (including young Mrs. C.)

Squirt
Persephone
11-16-2003, 04:09 PM
Dear Santa,

Please bring me the sex tub, with all things required for such activities as the tub implies (including young Mrs. Claus.)

Squirt


Even Santa can't get you a girlfriend, honey. But you get the tub, and the girls will come. :)
McBp_2003
11-16-2003, 04:10 PM
Even Santa can't get you a girlfriend, honey. But you get the tub, and the girls will come. :)


Don't ever underestimate Santa, he's got magic.
truelies
11-16-2003, 04:19 PM
That was at the old house before we moved over here. :)


Are you sure?
truelies
11-16-2003, 04:20 PM
Dear Santa -

Please bring me a sex tub like shown above. Thank you your best friend.

Julianna


Could you not find some neat loophole to claim one as a business deduction?
julianna
11-16-2003, 04:24 PM
Will you explain it to the IRS for me? Perhaps I can use it as stress therapy. Do you think there is room for 2?
truelies
11-16-2003, 04:36 PM
Will you explain it to the IRS for me? Perhaps I can use it as stress therapy. Do you think there is room for 2?


Stress therapy is always a good tax dodge, but heck the Company I work for has this sort of stuff at the training center in St. Louis for the newbie managers. Standard cost of building airplanes.
kathleen
11-17-2003, 08:47 AM
I really don't see the point of sitting in a cesspool of germs (what I think baths really are).

I prefer showers - get in, clean off, rinse off (in clean flowing water) and get out.

But that's just me. ;D
Persephone
11-17-2003, 10:33 AM
I really don't see the point of sitting in a cesspool of germs (what I think baths really are).

I prefer showers - get in, clean off, rinse off (in clean flowing water) and get out.

But that's just me. ;D


I used to go to the Jacuzzi at the Y all the time until bad gave me a detailed description of what he thinks is lingering in public hot tubs. Haven't been in six months, at least.

This doesn't seem to have kept Asshole from indulging in public hot tubs, however. :P
11-17-2003, 11:26 AM
I used to go to the Jacuzzi at the Y all the time until bad gave me a detailed description of what he thinks is lingering in public hot tubs. Haven't been in six months, at least.

This doesn't seem to have kept Asshole from indulging in public hot tubs, however. :P


Whatever is crawling off him is powerful enough to kill whatever is floating in the water.
Persephone
11-17-2003, 11:29 AM
Whatever is crawling off him is powerful enough to kill whatever is floating in the water.


Now there's a pleasing image. Yikes.
11-17-2003, 11:38 AM
Has anyone noticed that if your ass itches before you go into a Jacuzzi that it doesn't when you get out?

<case closed>
Persephone
11-17-2003, 11:53 AM
Has anyone noticed that if your ass itches before you go into a Jacuzzi that it doesn't when you get out?

<case closed>


That's better than if your ass started itching every time you got in the Jacuzzi, isn't it?
11-17-2003, 12:06 PM
That's better than if your ass started itching every time you got in the Jacuzzi, isn't it?


Oh, that.

That's called California Rectal Hot Tub Gonnorhea.

Symptom: Feels like you're "passing" a bent sardine can lid. :o
Persephone
11-17-2003, 12:08 PM
Oh, that.

That's called California Rectal Hot Tub Gonnorhea.

Symptom: Feels like you're "passing" a bent sardine can lid. :o


How many times have you had to cure yourself of this?
11-17-2003, 12:13 PM
How many times have you had to cure yourself of this?


None. I'm the carrier. :)
Persephone
11-17-2003, 12:16 PM
None. I'm the carrier. :)



Dear Santa,

Remember the Jacuzzi I asked for? Well, forget it.

Thank you.

Love,

S
Tiger
11-17-2003, 02:53 PM
I don't know what a six tub is, but I'd say this one counts as a sex tub. :)



I think you're mind is in the gutter, young lady! ;)

What are you thinking lately? All you talk about is "sex this" and "sex that".

Why is that? You seem preoccupied with coupling.

I'm so very taken aback by your fresh tone. :-X
Persephone
11-17-2003, 03:16 PM
I think you're mind is in the gutter, young lady! ;)

What are you thinking lately? All you talk about is "sex this" and "sex that".

Why is that? You seem preoccupied with coupling.

I'm so very taken aback by your fresh tone. :-X




Bitch. ;D
ponygurl
11-17-2003, 04:46 PM
Don't ever underestimate Santa, he's got magic.

Santa don't know shit about sex. He only comes once a year. ;D
11-17-2003, 06:32 PM
Now there's a pleasing image. Yikes.


badnews is inspiring.
McBp_2003
11-18-2003, 11:33 AM
Santa don't know shit about sex. He only comes once a year. ;D


But he comes in a billion places in several different languages. I'd say he probably knows more than you.
ponygurl
11-19-2003, 04:17 AM
But he comes in a billion places in several different languages. I'd say he probably knows more than you.

;D
McBp_2003
11-20-2003, 04:30 PM
;D


Also Santa's been around and married now to Mrs. Clause for about 400 years, something tells me he knows how to get the job done.
11-27-2003, 11:17 PM
Wow, talk about bad for you. Two hours in a hot tub watching a movie cannot be good for your health. The Godfather or Titanic could cause you cardiac arrest. If nothing else you'd be as wrinkled as my 103 yo great aunt.
MADG
11-28-2003, 03:39 PM
I used to go to the Jacuzzi at the Y all the time until bad gave me a detailed description of what he thinks is lingering in public hot tubs. Haven't been in six months, at least.

This doesn't seem to have kept Asshole from indulging in public hot tubs, however. :P


Never use kiddy pools or hot tubs at public resorts... the children leave all sorts of biological debris circulating about...

... and the kids are pretty nasty, too.
MADG
11-28-2003, 03:41 PM
Santa don't know shit about sex. He only comes once a year. ;D


Ho, ho,ho... gotta go... gotta give all the little boys their toys...
MADG
11-28-2003, 03:43 PM
LOL. I wouldn't pay $30,000 for anything I couldn't move all my stuff into, but I bet it's a helluva bath. :)

I'm sure I can manage to figure out a cheaper way to watch movies from the tub, though.


For almost one-tenth the price... you can get a TEN-person hot tub "kicked off the truck"...