Eyebrows

[Persephone]

Well... ???

Definitely not waxed so I guess unwaxed. WTF ???

[Persephone]

Definitely not waxed so I guess unwaxed. WTF ???


Just taking a poll. Thank you for your response. :)

Just taking a poll. Thank you for your response. :)



You're welcome ... I like natural. :)

[ponygurl]

Waxed?Hell.I cannot even find the balls to pluck. ::)

[Persephone]

Waxed?Hell.I cannot even find the balls to pluck. ::)


ROFL!

[Tiger]

Absolutely waxed.

IF you are not familiar with the procedure - have a salon do it for you the first couple of times. Then you can just pluck the strays.

The inside of the eyebrow should not extend further in than the inside corner of your eye. Eyebrows that grow too closely make the eyes look squinty and make a person look older than they have to look. :)

If you are unfamiliar with tweezing or waxing - try drawing with eyeliner or eyebrow pencil - or hell, fine charcoal - a shape that you think is attractive (just make sure it is washable ;) ) and then pluck outside the shape. Use your natural arch - don't create a new one. And do a little on each one alternately - it keeps you from over plucking one and then needing to pluck the other too much.

Don't get them too thin - but that is pretty hard to do.

Only 14 year olds can carry off that fad bushy eyebrow - and then - not well. 8)

[ponygurl]

Absolutely waxed.

IF you are not familiar with the procedure - have a salon do it for you the first couple of times. Then you can just pluck the strays.

The inside of the eyebrow should not extend further in than the inside corner of your eye. Eyebrows that grow too closely make the eyes look squinty and make a person look older than they have to look. :)

If you are unfamiliar with tweezing or waxing - try drawing with eyeliner or eyebrow pencil - or hell, fine charcoal - a shape that you think is attractive (just make sure it is washable ;) ) and then pluck outside the shape. Use your natural arch - don't create a new one. And do a little on each one alternately - it keeps you from over plucking one and then needing to pluck the other too much.

Don't get them too thin - but that is pretty hard to do.

Only 14 year olds can carry off that fad bushy eyebrow - and then - not well. 8)

Oh bite me Tig. ;D

[Tiger]

Oh bite me Tig. ;D



No, seriously, nice eyebrows can really change and uplift an entire face.


Here is a good shaping guide.

I use an old toothbrush instead of an eyebrow brush - it works great.

Try this Suth:

http://www.eyebrowz.com/shaping.htm

[ponygurl]

No, seriously, nice eyebrows can really change and uplift an entire face.


Here is a good shaping guide.

I use an old toothbrush instead of an eyebrow brush - it works great.

Try this Suth:

http://www.eyebrowz.com/shaping.htm

No, seriously, the pain can make one wanna kill someone. ;D

[Persephone]

I'm not sure I understand why contorting your facial features into something that does not appear anywhere in nature is supposed to be attractive.

[Persephone]

I clicked the link. I think the before picture looks much better. :)

[Tiger]

I clicked the link. I think the before picture looks much better. :)



YOu stinker. ;)



The point is this (IMHO, of course, ;) ) beauty is often related to symetry. When we see things out of balance - we do not associate beauty with them. Call it human conditioning - who knows - but it seems to exist.

Further - youth has claimed the role of 'beautiful' - and that sucks - but it also is true.

Eyes and eyebrows can make a person look older or younger - as one chooses. Eyes tend to droop a bit as we age - so plucking a brow can have a seeming "lift" factor on the eyes.

In a perfect world - we could all look just the way nature created us and be fine.

But until that world shows up - there are different clothes we choose that flatter - different hairstyles and makeup that do the same - and BTW - waxing one's upper lip - is a MUST! ;D

[Persephone]

I don't mind a little plucking here and there to try to keep things under control. But the cookie cutter look of waxing comes across as incredibly artificial to me. This is one fad I just don't get. Why does everybody want to be a Barbie Doll?

[ponygurl]

YOu stinker. ;)



The point is this (IMHO, of course, ;) ) beauty is often related to symetry. When we see things out of balance - we do not associate beauty with them. Call it human conditioning - who knows - but it seems to exist.

Further - youth has claimed the role of 'beautiful' - and that sucks - but it also is true.

Eyes and eyebrows can make a person look older or younger - as one chooses. Eyes tend to droop a bit as we age - so plucking a brow can have a seeming "lift" factor on the eyes.

In a perfect world - we could all look just the way nature created us and be fine.

But until that world shows up - there are different clothes we choose that flatter - different hairstyles and makeup that do the same - and BTW - waxing one's upper lip - is a MUST! ;D

Itàs hard to get past the bags under myeyes to notice my eyebrows. ;D
I need sleep man. :-\

Waxed super thin. My eyebrows look like a 1940's movie star.

[Tiger]

I don't mind a little plucking here and there to try to keep things under control. But the cookie cutter look of waxing comes across as incredibly artificial to me. This is one fad I just don't get. Why does everybody want to be a Barbie Doll?



Men. That is the long (and the short) answer. ;D

Damn them!

Actually for me - it is about making my husband happy. I would much rather not pay attention to details - but he seems to notice. Not that he would point out if I didn't do those things - he wouldn't - but he does so much for me - I figure - "what the heck...... I can do the little things that he appreciates".

Shit that is NOT very feminist of me. I must be slipping. ;)

I

[Tiger]

Waxed super thin. My eyebrows look like a 1940's movie star.



That Glamour Look is really 'in' right now.

I love it!

[Persephone]

So this is what men want? A woman who is all natural in her heart and soul, completely unassuming in her demands of him...yet with the face and body of digitally touched up magazine cover girl?

[ponygurl]

Any man who wants me will have to take me as I am. Under eye bags and all.

If I was in a position of having to choose a woman with one eye brow or two eyebrows, it would all depend on how great their tits are.

Waxed?Hell.I cannot even find the balls to pluck. ::)


Bitch! You owe me a keyboard without it being full of coffee. ;D

And while you're at it, a squeegy for the monitor wouldn't hurt.

That Glamour Look is really 'in' right now.

I love it!


The glamour look is always in as far as I'm concerned. I also adore the Chanel look.

[ilovelucy]

What's the Chanel look?

I only pluck my eyebrows when they start competing with my nose hairs.....

Nice. ;D

[jeny]

I usually just pluck the stray ones...

Next weekend, I'm going to a salon to get my hair and nails done. I may get my eyebrows done too, for fun.

Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is. Do it, don't do it. Is it really any different than any other beauty ritual we women adhere to? Hair dye? Hair cuts? nails? makeup? removing other body hair? None of those other things are particularly "natural" either. <<shrug>> To each their own.

I kind of agree with Tiger here (surprised?? :D ) I could care less really, I mostly do these things for my husband because I know he appreciates it. He doesn't DEMAND it, but he notices. If he was an insensitive oaf and never noticed when I did stuff like this for him, I would not bother.

[ilovelucy]

I have not had my hair touched in over a year...I figure I have saved the family well over $1200 this past year.

[jeny]

I have not had my hair touched in over a year...I figure I have saved the family well over $1200 this past year.


LOL! I know what you mean. I've had a few trims only because I was growing out my bangs. Now my hair is all one length. I think I'll go for long layers and some highlights.

[ilovelucy]

Sounds lovely, Jen. Besides, you need to pamper yourself a bit.

What's the Chanel look?

I only pluck my eyebrows when they start competing with my nose hairs.....


http://www.chanel.com/fb/index_event.cfm

[jeny]

Sounds lovely, Jen. Besides, you need to pamper yourself a bit.


;D That's what I think. I was telling my husband I feel all out of sorts. He told me to have a spa day. I COULD use a professional massage, but I'm doing the hair and nails instead because we're getting holiday pictures taken in a few weeks. The package I got from the salon has a "holiday special" on eyebrows which is the only reason I was considering it. I think I'll do it now. Is $14.99 for eyebrows really a special? I don't know what it costs normally. It doesn't matter, I'm doing it anyway.

Hair cut and color, $90, acrylic nails and airbrushed french manicure $45, eyebrows $14.99. It'll take hours. Lex will stay home with Daddy. I can't wait. I think I'll get some froo-froo magazines. ;D

[ilovelucy]

Absolutely!

You deserve it!

;D That's what I think. I was telling my husband I feel all out of sorts. He told me to have a spa day. I COULD use a professional massage, but I'm doing the hair and nails instead because we're getting holiday pictures taken in a few weeks. The package I got from the salon has a "holiday special" on eyebrows which is the only reason I was considering it. I think I'll do it now. Is $14.99 for eyebrows really a special? I don't know what it costs normally. It doesn't matter, I'm doing it anyway.

Hair cut and color, $90, acrylic nails and airbrushed french manicure $45, eyebrows $14.99. It'll take hours. Lex will stay home with Daddy. I can't wait. I think I'll get some froo-froo magazines. ;D


Have fun and post the picture.

[jeny]

Have fun and post the picture.


I don;t like Jennifer Aniston, but I like her hair, I think I'll go for that, but not quite as light. My hair is down to the middle of my back right now, so I can afford to lose a few inches.

I don;t like Jennifer Aniston,


What's with her chin?? :o Is her father Jay Leno?

She creeps me out.

[jeny]

What's with her chin?? :o Is her father Jay Leno?

She creeps me out.


Me too, she's odd, but she has nice hair.

[ilovelucy]

Men need strong chins. Women do not. I have a chin that looks like a razor blade...Come to think of it, MY whole face looks like a razor blade....What I would give for sweet little poofy cheeks, sometimes....

I don;t like Jennifer Aniston, but I like her hair, I think I'll go for that, but not quite as light. My hair is down to the middle of my back right now, so I can afford to lose a few inches.


Check your inbox.

http://www.hairrific.com/40_lana1.jpg

[ilovelucy]

Stunning!

Stunning!


Even in bib overalls.

http://www.zuga.net/freelessons/images/liz.jpg

[ilovelucy]

Her eyes really are violet, aren't they?

CoCo Chanel

http://www.timelinefashion.de/bilder/chanel1.gif

[ilovelucy]

Coco has my chin!

http://www.eyebrowz.com/

[ilovelucy]

How about Frida Kahlo?

Now we are talking eyebrows!

By the way, fascinating link, bad.

How about Frida Kahlo?

Now we are talking eyebrows!

By the way, fascinating link, bad.


She had all the things that would normally make a woman hideous, but truly she was a very beautiful woman.

How about Frida Kahlo?




:o
http://www.parkview.net/mainmenu/curricular/foreign_languages/nancy_terry/images/Frida%20Kahlo-Time.jpg

Salam Hayak was perfect for that part. If you haven't seen the movie I highly recommend it.

Salam Hayak was perfect for that part. If you haven't seen the movie I highly recommend it.


Salma actually does remind me of her.

Salma considers herself "average" in the looks department. Doesn't understand her popularity in the beauty category.

[ilovelucy]

Actually, Frida's best features are her eyes and god, that mouth!

[Giancarlo]

Some people say I have interesting eye brows... I don't do anything to them.. they just grow naturally...

http://www.glomar.net/spike.jpg

[ilovelucy]

Giancarlo, you are a very sweet-looking young man.

[Giancarlo]

Giancarlo, you are a very sweet-looking young man.




Wow thanks lucy... :) People say I got a great smile too.. if only I'd smile more often.

Yeah, anyways... the reason why I bring up my eyebrows is you notice how the are shaped? Many other people in my family have the same thing. ;)

Wow thanks lucy... :) People say I got a great smile too.. if only I'd smile more often.

Yeah, anyways... the reason why I bring up my eyebrows is you notice how the are shaped? Many other people in my family have the same thing. ;)


I've noticed that shape of eyebrow among lots of Spanish people. I personally think it looks wonderful on people of that ancestry because it's how they're supposed to look according to their genetic code.

Upon reflection, it occurs to me that I don't really notice anyone's eyebrows but my own. I like to keep mine short. I have seen men that actually wax their eyebrows...as in a handlebar mustache, but to their brows. As "cool" as they think this may look...it's NOT. I trim mine approximately twice a month with a clipper attachment set on very short.

I am also aware of other hairs on my body that are socially unacceptable and try to maintain a modicum of decency prior to going out in public. I can't recall the last nostril hair I found "attractive," on anyone.

[Giancarlo]

I've noticed that shape of eyebrow among lots of Spanish people. I personally think it looks wonderful on people of that ancestry because it's how they're supposed to look according to their genetic code.


Yeah it does identify who I am.. some people recognize it when they see me.. :) They actually say "Let me guess you are from Spain".. :)

Yeah it does identify who I am.. some people recognize it when they see me.. :) They actually say "Let me guess you are from Spain".. :)


I would have guessed immediately more because of your overall bone structure though.

[Giancarlo]

I would have guessed immediately more because of your overall bone structure though.


Ahh.. well tall, skinny, and dark... ;)

Ahh.. well tall, skinny, and dark... ;)


Can you do the Flemenco, play a guitar and take siestas?

[Giancarlo]

Can you do the Flemenco, play a guitar and take siestas?


I can dance though not too well but not play the guitar... :)

I can dance though not too well but not play the guitar... :)


Well, what kind of crappy Spaniard are you, then?

I'll bet you've never even been a matador. ::)

Ahh.. well tall, skinny, and dark... ;)


Yep. I remember dancing with this really cute guy from Madrid once. Oh was he one more hotty.

[Giancarlo]

Well, what kind of crappy Spaniard are you, then?

I'll bet you've never even been a matador. ::)


Hey... okay I can dance really well... I just don't want to talk about it too much. When people see me dance... they pass bad jokes... even though I am good.

ConfederateGrrl, you didn't happen to get his number? LOL.. most of us are really cute..... when I go to Barcelona I am bound to meet other gay Spaniards there. :D

[ilovelucy]

gay Spaniards...hmmm....

[Giancarlo]

gay Spaniards...hmmm....




You ever been to Barcelona? That is like our version of San Francisco. ;)

[ilovelucy]

Actually, I would love going to Barcelona. But, I want to go to the Basque region as I am more of a mountain loving person and I hear the food is to die for.

I have a Great Pyranees and I swear to god, if you put a black beret on her she would be positively Basque. Her name is Sophie. Huge black eyes and that Spanish ambiance.

[Giancarlo]

Actually, I would love going to Barcelona. But, I want to go to the Basque region as I am more of a mountain loving person and I hear the food is to die for.

I have a Great Pyranees and I swear to god, if you put a black beret on her she would be positively Basque. Her name is Sophie. Huge black eyes and that Spanish ambiance.


I love any tapas bar.. and a few beers... :) The food is wonderful in every region.... and you would love the mountains in Spain. Check out the city of Granada, that region also has many mountains. Especially during the winter, it is beautiful.

Bilbao is a city I have never been to yet... I would like to go there... :)

Here is a photo I found off the net:

http://www.sharedsite.com/hlm-de-renaud/hlm/lieuximages/bilbao.jpg

[ilovelucy]

Such a beautiful country.....really.
I am dying to go there. I look a bit Spanish because of my mother's dark looks. I have the Spnish characteristics, only my eyes are green. My mother looks so Spanish. Dark hair, black eyes, dark skin and really gorgeous! Plus she has the flair she picked up from her years in Venezuela. She does a really mean paella, too!

[Giancarlo]

I am proud I am from Spain. :)

Paella rules! :) My grandmother on my mom's side makes an excellent paella... we had it on new years day... :) Also on the count down, starting from twelve seconds.. we had to eat twelve grapes for every second. Very messy.. but a tradition.

[McBp_2003]

Waxed?Hell.I cannot even find the balls to pluck. ::)


Perhaps that is because you have no balls.

[ilovelucy]

I am proud I am from Spain. :)

Paella rules! :) My grandmother on my mom's side makes an excellent paella... we had it on new years day... :) Also on the count down, starting from twelve seconds.. we had to eat twelve grapes for every second. Very messy.. but a tradition.


lovely tradition...hang on to it!

[wendy]

5 pages on eyebrows? ::)

[kathleen]

5 pages on eyebrows? ::)


Betcha couldn't resist reading all 5. ;D

[wendy]

Betcha couldn't resist reading all 5. ;D


Yeah, it was quite fascinating.

I never realized people were obsessed with their eyebrows. I've never given mine a second thought.

Yeah, it was quite fascinating.

I never realized people were obsessed with their eyebrows. I've never given mine a second thought.



I bet yours runs straight across your forehead. ;D

[I-RIGHT-I]

Yeah, it was quite fascinating.

I never realized people were obsessed with their eyebrows. I've never given mine a second thought.


So in other words one eyebrow is easier to deal with than two?

[Persephone]

Yeah, it was quite fascinating.

I never realized people were obsessed with their eyebrows. I've never given mine a second thought.


Thank God. A voice of reason. :D

I couldn't have been more surprised myself to find this many pages on this topic.

I haven't read them all. Have we covered bikini waxings yet?

[wendy]

Have we covered bikini waxings yet?


I think Tiger might have already covered that.

[I-RIGHT-I]

So in other words one eyebrow is easier to deal with than two?


You know how much I hate it when you ignore me! :P

[Persephone]

I think Tiger might have already covered that.



I've been contemplating this "do it just to please you man" argument, and I've decided I have a couple of conditions to that: he pays for it; he compensates me for the time off work to go torture myself for his benefit.

I think that's only fair. ;)

[jeny]

I've been contemplating this "do it just to please you man" argument, and I've decided I have a couple of conditions to that: he pays for it; he compensates me for the time off work to go torture myself for his benefit.

I think that's only fair. ;)


I've got that covered, LOL. My husband pays for everything. :D ANd WORK? What's that?

[wendy]

I've been contemplating this "do it just to please you man" argument, and I've decided I have a couple of conditions to that: he pays for it; he compensates me for the time off work to go torture myself for his benefit.

I think that's only fair. ;)


Screw that. ;D

[wendy]

If I have to jump through hoops to gain "approval", there is something wrong with him, not me.

[truelies]

If I have to jump through hoops to gain "approval", there is something wrong with him, not me.


How about backflips? Is that asking too much?

[wendy]

How about backflips? Is that asking too much?


Depends on who is asking.

[Persephone]

If I have to jump through hoops to gain "approval", there is something wrong with him, not me.


Well, yeah. That's pretty well my attitude too. Not that I mind fixing up from time to time, but I don't think women should do things that make them uncomfortable just to please a man.

That doesn't mean I can't be bribed, though. :D

[jeny]

Well, yeah. That's pretty well my attitude too. Not that I mind fixing up from time to time, but I don't think women should do things that make them uncomfortable just to please a man.

That doesn't mean I can't be bribed, though. :D


Is eyebrow waxing uncomfortable for everyone?

[Persephone]

Is eyebrow waxing uncomfortable for everyone?


I didn't say that.

[wendy]

I still can't get over this topic. Eyebrow waxing? Come on people...it's not like the fate of western civilization is dependant upon perfectly shaped eyebrows.

[jeny]

I didn't say that.


No, I'm ASKING because I've never had it done. It'll be a first for me

[jeny]

I still can't get over this topic. Eyebrow waxing? Come on people...it's not like the fate of western civilization is dependant upon perfectly shaped eyebrows.


You're responsible for half of the last two pages. Sheesh. :P

[wendy]

OK. If your significant other wants you to wax your eyebrows ::) what should you ask him to do to himself in return?

[Persephone]

No, I'm ASKING because I've never had it done. It'll be a first for me



I've never had it done either. I've heard it hurts like hell, though. I suppose it depends on how sensitive you are.

[wendy]

No, I'm ASKING because I've never had it done. It'll be a first for me



Do you have one or two eyebrows?

[wendy]

You know how much I hate it when you ignore me! :P


Two. And there is nothing wrong with them. ::)

[jeny]

OK. If your significant other wants you to wax your eyebrows ::) what should you ask him to do to himself in return?


Well, my husand has never asked me to do it, I'm just gonna try it.

[jeny]

Do you have one or two eyebrows?


Depends on how long it's been since I plucked the strays. :D

[Persephone]

OK. If your significant other wants you to wax your eyebrows ::) what should you ask him to do to himself in return?


Wear a clean shirt to dinner and try not to tell more than one fart joke a day. :D

I've never given mine a second thought.


And I'm sure it's obvious at first glance. :o

[wendy]

Wear a clean shirt to dinner and try not to tell more than one fart joke a day. :D


From him? Good luck. ;D

[wendy]

And I'm sure it's obvious at first glance. :o


Yes bad, I'm jealous. You have more hair on your shoulders than I have in the form of eyebrows. ::)

[truelies]

I've never had it done either. I've heard it hurts like hell, though. I suppose it depends on how sensitive you are.


Pain and Suffering will strengthen your Character.

[wendy]

Or it will make you a shrill harpy.

[truelies]

Depends on who is asking.


A friend wanted me to ask you ;) So.................?

[wendy]

A friend wanted me to ask you ;) So.................?


Someone you call friend?

no.

Yes bad, I'm jealous. You have more hair on your shoulders than I have in the form of eyebrows. ::)


Post the pictures of your chest baby and let us be the judge of who's got more hair.

<monkey noises>

Wookie.

[wendy]

Post the pictures of your chest baby and let us be the judge of who's got more hair.

<monkey noises>

Wookie.


What's up Bad, do you want to check out the size because you need to borrow a bra?

[julianna]

A waxed eyebrow is a good eyebrow! $25.00 per appt does not lie, add a lip and its $45.00. Hairy women keep me in business.

[truelies]

Someone you call friend?

no.


Hmmmmmmmmm, Looks like I am on your Special High Intensity Training List once again.

[wendy]

You mean more than usual? ;D

Nope.

OK. If your significant other wants you to wax your eyebrows ::) what should you ask him to do to himself in return?


I once asked a boyfriend to shave his pubic area including his balls. Of course I started getting my eyebrows waxed when I was 11, that's also the age I started shaving, and I shave my legs, arms, underarms and more personal regions.

So what I'm saying is I don't do any of this for a man; if the man I'm dating happens to like it that's fine, if he doesn't care that's also fine.

I once asked a boyfriend to shave his pubic area including his balls. Of course I started getting my eyebrows waxed when I was 11, that's also the age I started shaving, and I shave my legs, arms, underarms and more personal regions.


Some women don't care about impressing their male "counterparts" with their physical beauty...

Which is probably why they are alone.

Some women don't care about impressing their male "counterparts" with their physical beauty...

Which is probably why they are alone.


I don't do it for men; I do it because I prefer to be clean shaven. I really think that body hair on a woman is disgusting.

[wendy]

Some women don't care about impressing their male "counterparts" with their physical beauty...

Which is probably why they are alone.


How many of them have you married so far? 4...5?

How many of them have you married so far? 4...5?


Feel the heat, biddy? ;D

Shouldn't you be out at some sleazy bar trying to tempt a man to your bed...especially at YOUR age?

Daylight's burning, ya know?

[Tiger]

OK. If your significant other wants you to wax your eyebrows ::) what should you ask him to do to himself in return?


INteresting question. My hubby has never asked me to do anything like that - but I know he likes it - so I do it.

I also wax under my arms and wax my legs.

There is a gal at the "Y" that lifts weights in tank tops and has REALLY hairy pits. That grosses me out.

However - I am much more picky about my husband's appearance. I don't like his hair getting too long - too scraggly of facial hair - and I pick his clothes. Men suck at choosing clothes.

It all evens out if folks do things to make their partner happy without asking for 'favors' in return. Of course it extends WAY past appearance - to every little interaction in a marriage.

We kind of make it a policy to do little things for eachother - without the other ever requesting. Makes life pretty enjoyable. :)

An Evening at Wendy's

Some Guy: "Um...Sambo...would you mind getting your tongue out of my ass?"

[wendy]

Feel the heat, biddy? ;D

Shouldn't you be out at some sleazy bar trying to tempt a man to your bed...especially at YOUR age?

Daylight's burning, ya know?


Hon, I'm not ashamed of my "status". At least I don't have multiple failed marriages behind me. And I'm still relatively young. But you, on the other hand...well you know bad, there just aren't that many more shopping days left till Christmas. :-*

Hon, I'm not ashamed of my "status". At least I don't have multiple failed marriages behind me. And I'm still relatively young. But you, on the other hand...well you know bad, there just aren't that many more shopping days left till Christmas. :-*


Well, that's okay. I'm sure if you took the "first step," (considering the fact tha someone would ACTUALLY ask you), you'd probably be in the same boat.

Need a paddle? :)

"Relatively young" is a shameless lie people use to convince themselves their tits aren't sagging.

Have fun. There's always Saturday night, you Party Ninja, you. ;D

[Tiger]

"Relatively young" is a shameless lie people use to convince themselves their tits aren't sagging.





Oh ho ho ho......see there - there IS a good side to no tits.

No sagging. La la la la la....... 8)

Oh ho ho ho......see there - there IS a good side to no tits.

No sagging. La la la la la....... 8)


Which is why they have a song for you, babe...

FOREVER YOUNG

[Tiger]

Which is why they have a song for you, babe...

FOREVER YOUNG


That's kinda sweet. :-*

[wendy]

Well, that's okay. I'm sure if you took the "first step," (considering the fact tha someone would ACTUALLY ask you), you'd probably be in the same boat.

I know for a fact that I'll never be "in the same boat" as you. My goal has never been to be a serial monogamist.

Need a paddle? :)

Nope. But you could use a life raft.

"Relatively young" is a shameless lie people use to convince themselves their tits aren't sagging.

Poor Bad. Your tits are sagging? Is that why you wanted to borrow the bra?

I know for a fact that I'll never be "in the same boat" as you. My goal has never been to be a serial monogamist.Nope. But you could use a life raft.Poor Bad. Your tits are sagging? Is that why you wanted to borrow the bra?




Quit flirting. You're WAY too old, dried up and barren, for me.

I wish you luck at the local beer bar, though. 8)

Do you play darts?

[julianna]

Do we dare take this discussion to Brazilian Waxing?

[Persephone]

Do we dare take this discussion to Brazilian Waxing?


I don't even know what that is. But please. We need as many pages as possible on this topic. LOL.

[Tiger]

Do we dare take this discussion to Brazilian Waxing?



Hmmm........

I don't know what that is - but I know what an LA Bikini Wax is. ;)

Hmmm........

I don't know what that is - but I know what an LA Bikini Wax is. ;)


Jesus Christ. What a bunch of white trash.

A Brazilian waxing is when they get down and dirty, nice and neat to EVERY pube known in between "the unit" the "taint" and the "bootay."

No wonder you guys aren't getting laid. Bushy bitches. ::)

[Persephone]

No wonder you guys aren't getting laid. Bushy bitches. ::)


What a great line that is. Sure to get you everywhere. :P

[Tiger]

Jesus Christ. What a bunch of white trash.

A Brazilian waxing is when they get down and dirty, nice and neat to EVERY pube known in between "the unit" the "taint" and the "bootay."

No wonder you guys aren't getting laid. Bushy bitches. ::)



Well, I have close to that. Not quite an LA Bikini - put pretty darned close.

Actually - what I have done is called 'sugaring' not really waxing - but it accomplishes the same thing.

[julianna]

Oh dear Badz .... actually here is the correct way of describing it:

Technically speaking there are four types of waxes.

The Bikini Wax - Hair is removed from outside the panty line.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax - Leaves a vertical stripe in front, two to three fingers in width. Hair is not removed from the labia. Hair is removed from the tush. Hair may be removed from the butt crack if woman wishes.

The Playboy Brazilian Bikini Wax - All hair is removed from the labia, all hair is removed from the tush, including the butt crack and only a very narrow strip is left in the front. Named after Playboy magazine because that's what you see on the models in Playboy.

The Full Brazilian Wax - It's all taken off baby. Everywhere. Everything. Bald.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! This is OVERLOAD for these women here. They're still thinking "Trim the pussy hairs? Where's the Weed Whacker."

Gotta give these ladies some room. :o

Well, I have close to that. Not quite an LA Bikini - put pretty darned close.

Actually - what I have done is called 'sugaring' not really waxing - but it accomplishes the same thing.


"Sugaring" works. :)

[julianna]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! This is OVERLOAD for these women here. They're still thinking "Trim the pussy hairs? Where's the Weed Whacker."

Gotta give these ladies some room. :o


Yes sir

[Persephone]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! This is OVERLOAD for these women here. They're still thinking "Trim the pussy hairs? Where's the Weed Whacker."

Gotta give these ladies some room. :o


Would you like your butt hairs waxed?

[Persephone]

Oh dear Badz .... actually here is the correct way of describing it:

Technically speaking there are four types of waxes.

The Bikini Wax - Hair is removed from outside the panty line.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax - Leaves a vertical stripe in front, two to three fingers in width. Hair is not removed from the labia. Hair is removed from the tush. Hair may be removed from the butt crack if woman wishes.

The Playboy Brazilian Bikini Wax - All hair is removed from the labia, all hair is removed from the tush, including the butt crack and only a very narrow strip is left in the front. Named after Playboy magazine because that's what you see on the models in Playboy.

The Full Brazilian Wax - It's all taken off baby. Everywhere. Everything. Bald.



That just hurts to even read.

The Full Brazilian Wax - It's all taken off baby. Everywhere. Everything. Bald.



Wendy...see how little trouble it would take for you to be "popular" with the boys?

A tweak here...a tweak there...hell, it's over.

Suggestion: Half a gallon of Jack Daniels before the initial leap?

Would you like your butt hairs waxed?


Well, no, I wouldn't...come to think about it. ;D

[Persephone]

Well, no, I wouldn't...come to think about it. ;D


It can be arranged. :-*

[julianna]

Wendy...see how little trouble it would take for you to be "popular" with the boys?

A tweak here...a tweak there...hell, it's over.

Suggestion: Half a gallon of Jack Daniels before the initial leap?


Oh sure Jack Daniels so you can fall off the table while the poor ethetician does this. Let's just do this:

Relax.
Remember to breathe.
Hold skin taut.
Shop for an experienced technician.
Tip generously for excellent service because they just saw your hooo haaa.

[Tiger]

Believe it or not - the private areas are not the most painful.

The lower front of the shin is - for me.

But everyone should have their bikini area waxed. After a couple of years - the hair that grows back is much finer - and not a lot.

NO razor bumps from shaving. It is definetly worth it.

Every time - it gets better. Not like "baby, I'm gonna have an orgasm", better - but where you easily tolerate it.

It can be arranged. :-*


Sphincter Spasm™

Oh dear Badz .... actually here is the correct way of describing it:

Technically speaking there are four types of waxes.

The Bikini Wax - Hair is removed from outside the panty line.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax - Leaves a vertical stripe in front, two to three fingers in width. Hair is not removed from the labia. Hair is removed from the tush. Hair may be removed from the butt crack if woman wishes.

The Playboy Brazilian Bikini Wax - All hair is removed from the labia, all hair is removed from the tush, including the butt crack and only a very narrow strip is left in the front. Named after Playboy magazine because that's what you see on the models in Playboy.

The Full Brazilian Wax - It's all taken off baby. Everywhere. Everything. Bald.



I'm considering getting a full Brazilian wax. I already shave down there, might at as well go all out.

[Persephone]

You're supposed to tip people who see your hooo haaa? :o

[julianna]

Sphincter Spasm™


You can not trade mark the Sphincter Spasm! Thats our saying!

[Tiger]

Tip generously for excellent service because they just saw your hooo haaa.



For sure - you dont' want them going around saying, "you wouldn't believe the labia minora on THAT ONE!"

[julianna]

You're supposed to tip people who see your hooo haaa? :o


Yes please. Sometimes its traumatizing for us.

Oh sure Jack Daniels so you can fall off the table while the poor ethetician does this. Let's just do this:

Relax.
Remember to breathe.
Hold skin taut.
Shop for an experienced technician.
Tip generously for excellent service because they just saw your hooo haaa.


I can think of NO male I've ever known that would be laying on his back, legs elevated waiting for that "PING" followed by a "HOLY SHIT!! OUCH! YOU MOTHER FUCKER."

Not to mention the number of times it has to be done to be "socially acceptable."

Sex is a wonderful thing...I hear.

[julianna]

I'm considering getting a full Brazilian wax. I already shave down there, might at as well go all out.


Just grow it at least 1/4 inch or there will be tweezing involved and trust me you don't want that.

[Tiger]

I'm considering getting a full Brazilian wax. I already shave down there, might at as well go all out.



You'll love it. I only have a tiny patch in front. When I called my husband from the salon a couple of years ago and told him I was going to do it - he pouted a bit and said he married a woman - he didn't want to be married a little girl. But then - - - -he REALLY liked it!

;)

For sure - you dont' want them going around saying, "you wouldn't believe the labia minora on THAT ONE!"


<fucking tears>

Just grow it at least 1/4 inch or there will be tweezing involved and trust me you don't want that.


"What am I doing Friday? No..I'm busy...I'm tweezing my pussy."

[julianna]

I can think of NO male I've ever known that would be laying on his back, legs elevated waiting for that "PING" followed by a "HOLY SHIT!! OUCH! YOU MOTHER FUCKER."

Not to mention the number of times it has to be done to be "socially acceptable."

Sex is a wonderful thing...I hear.


Re: Modesty there is none
You'll have your knees to your chest.
You'll be spread-eagle Lamaze style.
You may stand up and bend over.
You may lie on your tummy.
You may be on hands and knees.

Y

Just grow it at least 1/4 inch or there will be tweezing involved and trust me you don't want that.


Oh I do tweeze sometimes.

[Tiger]

Re: Modesty there is none
You'll have your knees to your chest.
You'll be spread-eagle Lamaze style.
You may stand up and bend over.
You may lie on your tummy.
You may be on hands and knees.

Y



I guarantee you just sent every man on this forum to the bathroom with a bottle of lotion. 8)

[julianna]

You'll love it. I only have a tiny patch in front. When I called my husband from the salon a couple of years ago and told him I was going to do it - he pouted a bit and said he married a woman - he didn't want to be married a little girl. But then - - - -he REALLY liked it!

;)


Tiger we have had men want to go into the room with their wives, girlfriends etc! We always say no!! We dont need an audience. I am also always amazed at the straight laced ladies who come in to have it done. One lady asked if she had it done once for $90.00 would she have to pay $90.00 the next time. To our answer it is YES if we see your hoo haa we charge $90.00 each time!

[Persephone]

I can think of NO male I've ever known that would be laying on his back, legs elevated waiting for that "PING" followed by a "HOLY SHIT!! OUCH! YOU MOTHER FUCKER."

Not to mention the number of times it has to be done to be "socially acceptable."

Sex is a wonderful thing...I hear.


Never ask a woman to do what you wouldn't do unless you know for sure she likes you better than her favorite battery operated boyfriend. :P

[julianna]

I guarantee you just sent every man on this forum to the bathroom with a bottle of lotion. 8)


I didnt know there were men on here, just Badz!

And not to fault Wendy here...but her equivalent of "arousing" a man would be like changing her BVD's every other day in this particular arena? LOL

[Tiger]

Tiger we have had men want to go into the room with their wives, girlfriends etc! We always say no!! We dont need an audience. I am also always amazed at the straight laced ladies who come in to have it done. One lady asked if she had it done once for $90.00 would she have to pay $90.00 the next time. To our answer it is YES if we see your hoo haa we charge $90.00 each time!



Oh man - men who wanna watch! They gotta be into S and M of some sort.

[Tiger]

Never ask a woman to do what you wouldn't do unless you know for sure she likes you better than her favorite battery operated boyfriend. :P



LOL Good point! ;D

[Persephone]

LOL Good point! ;D


;)

[julianna]

:X mention battery operated appliances and Badz goes quiet.

[wendy]

And not to fault Wendy here...but her equivalent of "arousing" a man would be like changing her BVD's every other day in this particular arena? LOL


Just keep on thinking that. :-*

[wendy]

:X mention battery operated appliances and Badz goes quiet.


They recharge a hell of a lot faster. :)

Just keep on thinking that. :-*


I was giving you the benefit of the doubt being in Georgia and all...

You change 'em once a week like the rest of the hotties, then? 8)

[Persephone]

:X mention battery operated appliances and Badz goes quiet.


Heh. He just hasn't gotten wound up yet.

Heh. He just hasn't gotten wound up yet.


Takes a ticking and keeps on licking...or something like that.

[Persephone]

Takes a ticking and keeps on licking...or something like that.


Clever, but on second thought, please don't give this topic your best shot. :D

[julianna]

Clever, but on second thought, please don't give this topic your best shot. :D


<chuckling> You guys give him a run for his money. I remember women running from him on Compuserv screaming "Make him leave me alone!"

Clever, but on second thought, please don't give this topic your best shot. :D


I know. It's late. It's Friday night. Shouldn't we ALL be out at a dive telling a bunch of strangers "I love you, will you lick me 'down there'?"

Who knows. Isnt' that what life is about?

Arod? Correct me if I am wrong.

[Persephone]

<chuckling> You guys give him a run for his money. I remember women running from him on Compuserv screaming "Make him leave me alone!"


Heh. Damn. We never thought to do that. :D

Ah...you know...many of us are from the South, where the men are real men and the women are in charge. :)

[julianna]

I know. It's late. It's Friday night. Shouldn't we ALL be out at a dive telling a bunch of strangers "I love you, will you lick me 'down there'?"


Down there? <I am laughing so hard right now>

[Persephone]

I know. It's late. It's Friday night. Shouldn't we ALL be out at a dive telling a bunch of strangers "I love you, will you lick me 'down there'?"

Who knows. Isnt' that what life is about?

Arod? Correct me if I am wrong.


Uh huh. Isn't it almost your bedtime?

[wendy]

I know. It's late. It's Friday night. Shouldn't we ALL be out at a dive telling a bunch of strangers "I love you, will you lick me 'down there'?"

Who knows. Isnt' that what life is about?




So, apparently, you've repeated those words to at least 5 women....?

[julianna]

Oh man - men who wanna watch! They gotta be into S and M of some sort.


Or quality inspectors...oops you missed one.

[Persephone]

So, apparently, you've repeated those words to at least 5 women....?


Are you counting the Ryukian whore?

So, apparently, you've repeated those words to at least 5 women....?


Come one, Wendy. Get WITH the program. Can you even imagine me saying something like that? It's a "chick thing."

Which you probably don't know anything about.

You need to get out more and be more assertive.

Look...I gave you the best line in the bar. Go for it. Even YOU can get licked. 8)

[ilovelucy]

Heh. Damn. We never thought to do that. :D

Ah...you know...many of us are from the South, where the men are real men and the women are in charge. :)


:D

[Persephone]

:D


Bad's my bitch, and he knows it. ;D

Bad's my bitch, and he knows it. ;D


Fetch.

Thirsty.

[ilovelucy]

Bad also has his virtues. :)

Besides, we forgive a lot of cute men.

[wendy]

Come one, Wendy. Get WITH the program. Can you even imagine me saying something like that? It's a "chick thing."

Yes, I can see you trying to be "Mr Sensitive" and not realizing the women were laughing their asses off when you left.

Which you probably don't know anything about.

Why? Because I don't fawn all over you? ::)

You need to get out more and be more assertive.

No, actually I don't.

Look...I gave you the best line in the bar. Go for it. Even YOU can get licked.

Oh yeah, that's always been a dream of mine...to pick up a total stranger in a bar and ask him to "lick" me. ::)

[Persephone]

Fetch.

Thirsty.


ROFL! Dream on, baby.

Wait...what's it worth to you?

Yes, I can see you trying to be "Mr Sensitive" and not realizing the women were laughing their asses off when you left.Why? Because I don't fawn all over you? ::)No, actually I don't.Oh yeah, that's always been a dream of mine...to pick up a total stranger in a bar and ask him to "lick" me. ::)



You're fooling NO one here. Especially the "men."

Get out there and ride the wild wave, baby. You "were" young only once.

[wendy]

There are very few "men" on this board. I don't count you in their numbers.

[ilovelucy]

;D
bad, you give too much ammo to the opposition. sometimes....

You silly, sly dog....

[jeny]

Wow. What a topic. ;D

[julianna]

Oops I am still logged in... I am watching on 20/20 women who have doctors removing sections of their toes and feet surgically to fit into Manolo Blahnik shoes. Well count me lucky I have a narrow foot.

These women on this tv show are truly wacked! Some people are so f*ked up. It is a wonder we have made it this far.

[ilovelucy]

huh?

[Persephone]

Wow. What a topic. ;D


Who would have guessed it would take off like this? Eyebrows, for crying out loud. Who knew they were such a big deal? LOL.

There are very few "men" on this board. I don't count you in their numbers.


If you knew how many IM's I received from "women" on this board asking "Is Wendy a lesbian," you'd understand the import of your statement.

Of course I told them nothing.

Wouldn't want you to be a failure to BOTH sexes. 8)

[Persephone]

If you knew how many IM's I received from "women" on this board asking "Is Wendy a lesbian," you'd understand the import of your statement.

Of course I told them nothing.

Wouldn't want you to be a failure to BOTH sexes. 8)


::)

[jeny]

Who would have guessed it would take off like this? Eyebrows, for crying out loud. Who knew they were such a big deal? LOL.


My husband shaved my legs for me right before we went to the hospital to have Lex because I couldn't reach over my belly and I really didn't want hairy legs for the event. :D That's my best hair removal story. I'm not sure who was more nervous. ;D

I have to go now. Time to "recharge" and become one of the living once again.

Praise.

[wendy]

If you knew how many IM's I received from "women" on this board asking "Is Wendy a lesbian," you'd understand the import of your statement.

Of course I told them nothing.

Wouldn't want you to be a failure to BOTH sexes. 8)


Right. ::) My lack of attraction to spineless weak men does not make me a lesbian.

[Persephone]

My husband shaved my legs for me right before we went to the hospital to have Lex because I couldn't reach over my belly and I really didn't want hairy legs for the event. :D That's my best hair removal story. I'm not sure who was more nervous. ;D


I wouldn't mind having my legs shaved for me. If I thought I could trust him with a blade, of course. :)

[ilovelucy]

I can believe this, but why are they asking you, bad, about Wendy"s personal life?

Does it even matter?

ps I wear a AAA. All the shoes are made in China, it seems. No narrow sizes anymore.

Right. ::) My lack of attraction to spineless weak men does not make me a lesbian.


I'll file that under "Lickety Split." ;D

I can believe this, but why are they asking you, bad, about Wendy"s personal life?

Does it even matter?

ps I wear a AAA. All the shoes are made in China, it seems. No narrow sizes anymore.


She feels comfortable sharing "data" that I've put forth. This does not make her immune...nor anyone else.

[wendy]

Lucy, no one is asking him about my personal life. That's just something he throws out on the board occasionally because he feels I don't "share" enough. ::) He is under the mistaken impression that I will recount every sexual encounter in my life to satisfy his puerile curiosity.

[jeny]

I wouldn't mind having my legs shaved for me. If I thought I could trust him with a blade, of course. :)


That might be a problem for you.

;D

He is under the mistaken impression that I will recount every sexual encounter in my life to satisfy his puerile curiosity.


All both of them. 8)

[Persephone]

Lucy, no one is asking him about my personal life. That's just something he throws out on the board occasionally because he feels I don't "share" enough. ::) He is under the mistaken impression that I will recount every sexual encounter in my life to satisfy his puerile curiosity.


No person is asking him...could be the voices in his head, though. It's just a little fantasy he has going. Forgive him if he thinks anybody else gives a shit. :)

[wendy]

She feels comfortable sharing "data" that I've put forth. This does not make her immune...nor anyone else.


Isn't it past your bedtime? Or are you having trouble getting your decrepit ass up off the sofa and over to your walker?

[ilovelucy]

;D

God, we can be cruel.

[Persephone]

Isn't it past your bedtime? Or are you having trouble getting your decrepit ass up off the sofa and over to your walker?


Looks like you chased him on off to bed. :D

Just got off the phone with him. He's all tucked in now. He said to tell you the Geritol had finally worn off.

[ilovelucy]

:)

[Tiger]

My husband shaved my legs for me right before we went to the hospital to have Lex because I couldn't reach over my belly and I really didn't want hairy legs for the event. :D That's my best hair removal story. I'm not sure who was more nervous. ;D


After you get waxed (sugared) at the salon a couple of times - you could get hubby to do it at home. That way - you could time it (if that is possible) for a couple of days before the big event and be all smooth for it. It lasts a long time and gets much easier each time.

I always thought getting waxed meant getting drunk.:cwm1:

[truelies]

I always thought getting waxed meant getting drunk.:cwm1:


Careful there is a plot among some of the local pranksters to get you drunk and have you waxed, just in time for the Holidays. ;D

Be wary, trust no one.

[truelies]

There are very few "men" on this board. I don't count you in their numbers.


and this started out as a plucking eyebrows thread?

[McBp_2003]

There are very few "men" on this board. I don't count you in their numbers.


What about me?

What about me?



What about you? ;D

[McBp_2003]

What about you? ;D


Dick.


And it proves the old adage.

Dick.


And it proves the old adage.



Well Dick what adage is that?

[McBp_2003]

Well Dick what adage is that?


You are what you eat. ;D

[ponygurl]

Well Dick what adage is that?

Do kids his age know adages? :o

You are what you eat. ;D



Anything you say Dick. ;D

[McBp_2003]

Anything you say Dick. ;D

Dirty ass hole ;D

[ponygurl]

You are what you eat. ;D

rats.. i laughed. ;D

[McBp_2003]

Do kids his age know adages? :o

Yes.

[McBp_2003]

rats.. i laughed. ;D

It's because I'm good.

Do kids his age know adages? :o



Did he spell it right since I copied him? ;D

[McBp_2003]

Did he spell it right since I copied him? ;D

Yes, I did.

[ponygurl]

I work with a girl who draws her eyebrows on.

[McBp_2003]

I work with a girl who draws her eyebrows on.


Are you a clown?

[wellkeptsecrets]

Are you a clown?


ManBoy, I love your sense of humor. That comment made me chuckle. ;D

[McBp_2003]

ManBoy, I love your sense of humor. That comment made me chuckle. ;D


Sometimes I got it, sometimes I don't. I was wondering if anyone would get it though.

Sometimes I got it, sometimes I don't. I was wondering if anyone would get it though.



Get what? Did I miss something?

[julianna]

I work with a girl who draws her eyebrows on.


We have a woman who cleans for us at the spa who draws her eyebrows on too. Sometimes they look ok sometimes they look mean. On her mean days I have to hide her from customers or she scares them.

[ponygurl]

Are you a clown?

;D

[McBp_2003]

Get what? Did I miss something?


The comment I made about Ponys' job.

[ponygurl]

The comment I made about Ponys' job.
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Actually.. I try to be a clown at work.. brightens the residents lives.

[tileman]

I once asked a boyfriend to shave his pubic area including his balls. Of course I started getting my eyebrows waxed when I was 11, that's also the age I started shaving, and I shave my legs, arms, underarms and more personal regions.

So what I'm saying is I don't do any of this for a man; if the man I'm dating happens to like it that's fine, if he doesn't care that's also fine.


You be one stubbely bitch on a camping trip I'll bet..... ;D

Sometimes I got it, sometimes I don't. I was wondering if anyone would get it though.


That's where you lose it. You "care" that anyone gets it.

Badnews 101.

[McBp_2003]

That's where you lose it. You "care" that anyone gets it.

Badnews 101.

I didn't care, I just wondered if I was intellectually superior to everyone else on the board.