Are these people for real?

http://www.demonbuster.com/

[truelies]

Yes. I asked them to help out the folks at EZ.

[Ed Edwards]

Yes. I asked them to help out the folks at EZ.
;D ;D ;D

About as real as this guy:

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/cstdt_oct02.htm

Yes. I asked them to help out the folks at EZ.
;D ;D ;D

About as real as this guy:

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/cstdt_oct02.htm




What's wrong with that, he's pointing out stupid drivel. If he were pointing out stupid drivel of athiests you'd be ok with it.

Yes. I asked them to help out the folks at EZ.


They need it.

[kathleen]

Hilarious, Lizzie!

Guess you can't get to Wise anymore with the pins in the coat pocket. ;D

They have a prayer against people who don't believe the way they do:

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any DELIVERANCE Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut their ungodly silver cord and lay lines , in JESUS' Name.

Hilarious, Lizzie!

Guess you can't get to Wise anymore with the pins in the coat pocket. ;D

They have a prayer against people who don't believe the way they do:

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any DELIVERANCE Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut their ungodly silver cord and lay lines , in JESUS' Name.


Damn no wonder those pins I sent to Wise didn't work; although the crackers and jelly (I think) did get him. ::) ::)

Go to their site and do a search on anti-perspirent. They believe it's demonic. So I guess you can smell these people coming.

[kathleen]

About as real as this guy:

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/cstdt_oct02.htm


Ed, I don't know where you found this site, but I'm glad you did. I haven't laughed this much in ages.

"I only say fuck science cause it's your ticket to hell. You'll hate science as much as I do if you go."

"The Hindus and the Buddhus they believe that there is something called Caram that means that if you do something wrong then that the someone will do something wrong to you. I know this isnt true because one day I bought my girlfriend a rose and then the next day she dumped me."


"These fags make me sick to my stomach. Being a Christian I am very religiously offended over their statements. But oh well...their the one's going to hell. They'll certainly be flamers then! *rimshot*"

"these same beings [demons] are now [posing as extraterrestrials and] killing cattle in their lust for blood.

In the medieval times these beings came as fairies and elves. They would take traveling people into caves and prod them with magical wands............ "


The earth's tilt causes the seasons because the sun is closer to one hemisphere than it is to another. There is the naturalistic explanation. But, What caused heat variation to exist instead of heat equilibrium so that the sun is more hot than the earth?"


"i think that the fact that one CANNOT disprove Gods existence proves He exists."


"Our lack of knowledge is one of the biggest reasons I believe in God"


"Just because women have learned to read and write and become well familiar with the law doesn't give them the authority to teach. God said it was a shame for women to speak in church. Are you saying just because women have become equal with men then God has changed His mind?"

"i'm sure you'll have a blast rotting in hell, leeches crawling under your skin, fire dancing in your eyes, eating away at your body for eternity-yeah, you're right-why put your trust in someOne you can spend eternity with in paradise? *rolls eyes*"


;D

Kathleen,

What a hoot. I didn't read that far into the site. Is Ed really saying he thinks the guy who collected these statements is the one who is stupid?

BTW it's Karma no Caram.

Lizzie

[Meshuga Mikey]

http://www.demonbuster.com/


http://people.delphiforums.com/artcruncher/FUNKY_BOB.gif

YOU JUST WAIT until Bob 's Discount Shrine goes online BIGTIME~!!!!

[kathleen]

This has got to be the ultimate. I had to pick myself off the floor because I couldn't stop laughing:

"if God told me to jump off a bridge, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If he told me to jump, I'd either end up in Heaven with him, or he would save me, one of the two."

This has got to be the ultimate. I had to pick myself off the floor because I couldn't stop laughing:

"if God told me to jump off a bridge, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If he told me to jump, I'd either end up in Heaven with him, or he would save me, one of the two."



Oookay...

Here's more silliness

ANTI-PERSPIRANT DEMON
A lady had been using an underarm anti-perspirant and deodorant scented spray for about two weeks. A painful rash developed in her armpits. We cast out a spirit of anti-perspirant, pain, and probed for others without success. We spoke healing and within two days the problem had disappeared.

One may ask the question, "what gives the demons legal grounds to enter a person who uses an anti-perspirant?" (And by the way, not all people would be sensitive enough to receive anti-perspirant demons). The answer to the question is in the biology of the body and the interference with its proper functioning. Generally speaking, anything that adversely affects the Godly operation of any body part provides the necessary grounds for spirits to take up occupancy inside the individual or oppress from the outside.

Chemicals that inhibit or prevent the proper release of sweat through the sweat pores are harmful to the body. Anti-perspirants are included in this category of duct obstruction. Sweat glands associated with the coarse hair of the armpits (and pubic region) are larger and secrete fluid which is much thicker than that secreted by glands in other places of the body. Sweat contains many waste products that are eliminated from the body through perspiration, consequently SWEATING IS A NECESSARY BODILY FUNCTION FOR GOOD HEALTH. Blocking of the ducts causes the sweat and waste products to become trapped in the epidermis or dermis producing irritation, prickly heat, itching, severe itching, inflammation and other possible problems. Additionally, perspiring has a cooling effect upon the body. Sweat also acts as a lubricant.

Spirits that could easily be present under these circumstances are: anti-perspirant, pain, itching, severe itching, prickly heat, rash, irritated skin, inflamed skin, inflammation, blocked sweat pores, blocked release of sweat, spirits by the commercial brand of the anti-perspirant, and names of harmful chemicals in the anti-perspirant, and other demons. (Note - I was standing in line in a convenience store one day. There were two doctors in front of me talking about anti-perspirant, and how bad it was for you because of the mercury in the product that blocks the sweat, but also enters your body. If you have not tried using apple cider under your arms, you are missing a really cheap but effective deodorant END-TIME DELIVERANCE MINISTRY)

[Ed Edwards]

LizzieElanor: "What's wrong with that,
he's pointing out stupid drivel."

I believe stupid drivel can be real.

Kathleen: "Ed, I don't know where you found
this site, but I'm glad you did. I haven't
laughed this much in ages. "

Like my canibal friend always says :)
"We are eager to serve you anytime."

LizzieEleanor: "Is Ed really saying he thinks the guy who collected these statements is the one who is stupid?"

Ed said nothing. Somebody poined out a wierd site.
I pointed out another wierd site.
This is the wierd site pointing out topic :)

Here is a neat one for conspirasy theorists:

http://www.conspiracyworld.com/

LizzieElanor: "What's wrong with that,
he's pointing out stupid drivel."

I believe stupid drivel can be real.

Kathleen: "Ed, I don't know where you found
this site, but I'm glad you did. I haven't
laughed this much in ages. "

Like my canibal friend always says :)
"We are eager to serve you anytime."

LizzieEleanor: "Is Ed really saying he thinks the guy who collected these statements is the one who is stupid?"

Ed said nothing. Somebody poined out a wierd site.
I pointed out another wierd site.
This is the wierd site pointing out topic :)

Here is a neat one for conspirasy theorists:

http://www.conspiracyworld.com/




Just trying to figure out your motives.

How's this for a conspiracy theory:

The New World Order as lead by the lemurs is now recruiting moles to take over America one yard at a time. They are also getting the hyenas involved by having them rampage from village to village killing peopla in their sleep. Some of the hyenas are being trained to scuba dive so that on a National holiday they can swim through our sewers and bite Amercians on the ass while they're sitting on the crapper. Almost all the species are involved.

[Ed Edwards]

LizzieElanor: " Almost all the species are involved. "

Ah, a trans-special konspiracy!
tell us more.

LizzieElanor: " Almost all the species are involved. "

Ah, a trans-special konspiracy!
tell us more.


Animal Farm was a true story, that's where it all began. All the species are involved and want to take the planet back from us.

The lemurs are leading the whole thing, those wily critters...

[truelies]

[quote author=LizzieEleanor

Animal Farm was a true story, that's where it all began. All the species are involved and want to take the planet back from us.

The lemurs are leading the whole thing, those wily critters...
[/quote]

Has sky been letting you dip into his madweed stash????????????