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the bib
11-10-2003, 04:59 PM
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20031110/D7UNT3JG0.html

People Get Fatter; Scales Go to 1,000 Lbs.


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Nov 10, 12:58 PM (ET)


PITTSBURGH (AP) - Scales that go to 1,000 pounds, steering wheels for drivers who can't fit behind standard wheels, a device to help people who can't bend over to put on their socks, and super-size towels.

Increasingly, companies are making bigger products for America's bigger people, customizing everything from caskets to seat belts. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 20 percent of Americans are considered obese.

While some researchers say the products can help overcome the stigma of being overweight, others suggest they might encourage obesity by making extra-large the norm.

"If we tacitly readjust our world, in some sense we are responding to reality," said Arthur Caplan, chairman of the ethics department at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine. "At the same time, there is no doubt that making those adjustments makes it easier to live bigger."

It used to be that products for overweight people were tucked away into the corner of stores. But now, businesses ranging from clothing retailers to car manufacturers recognize that big people are big business.

Goliath Casket of Lynn, Ind., every month ships four or five triplewide models, 44 inches wide compared to the standard 24. In July, Goliath started offering a 52-inch-wide model and has already sold three, company vice president Julane Davis said.

Bill Fabrey and Nancy Summer founded Amplestuff, of Bearsville, N.Y., when Summer, who weighs 450 pounds, told Fabrey that she couldn't find a sponge to reach certain parts of her body. Fabrey, an engineer, came up with Sponge on a Stick. The company has built an entire line of products with heavier people in mind, including seat belt extenders, higher-limit scales and extra-large towels.

"Big people just want a chance to do what everyone else takes for granted," Fabrey said.

Plus-size retail clothing now represents 20 percent of all clothing sales for women, and J.C. Penney Co., Target and Nordstrom are now competing with specialty stores such as Lane Bryant and Casual Male Big and Tall.

According to a spokesman for the International Sleep Products Association, a Virginia company representing the mattress industry, sales of queen-size mattresses surpassed full-size beds in 1991 and king-size mattresses continues to gain popularity.

The proliferation of products for big people may help reduce shame about being obese, long stigmatized as indicating bad character, laziness and weakness, according to Peter Stearns, author of "Fat History: Bodies and Beauty in the Modern West."

Stearns, former dean of the College of Humanities and Social Sciences at Carnegie Mellon University, said he believes the stigma developed as society developed a sense of guilt for consuming more and more.

While it's healthy to stop equating fat with moral failure, being fat is still unhealthy, researchers say.

"On one hand, we have to make the world safe for a fatter population," Caplan said. "But the more we adjust our world to accept our weight, the harder it is to motivate us to do the healthier thing and lose the weight."

truelies
11-10-2003, 05:04 PM
Revised Saying: Its better to be Judged by 12 than to be Carried by 6 18

wendy
11-10-2003, 05:06 PM
"On one hand, we have to make the world safe for a fatter population," Caplan said. "

Bullshit.

the bib
11-10-2003, 05:10 PM
Revised Saying: Its better to be Judged by 12 than to be Carried by 6 18


;D ;D

When you think about it ... it's better to be dead than one of the 18! ;D

I-RIGHT-I
11-10-2003, 06:41 PM
Bullshit.


Be nice. Fat people are people two. :D

wendy
11-10-2003, 06:43 PM
::)

kathleen
11-10-2003, 06:48 PM
Ever notice how many fat people there are in church? I'm not sure if the percentages compare to the general population but there are quite a few.

I guess gluttony is not as sinful as homosexuality or fornication. ::)

kathleen
11-10-2003, 06:48 PM
Revised Saying: Its better to be Judged by 12 than to be Carried by 6 18


HeHe. ;D

I-RIGHT-I
11-10-2003, 06:54 PM
Ever notice how many fat people there are in church? I'm not sure if the percentages compare to the general population but there are quite a few.

I guess gluttony is not as sinful as homosexuality or fornication. ::)


And you know this because you've darkened the doorway of how many churches in the past ten years? If I were you I wouldn't worry about the fat people sinning. You've got bigger fish to fry right in your own little pan.

wendy
11-10-2003, 07:05 PM
Ever notice how many fat people there are in church? I'm not sure if the percentages compare to the general population but there are quite a few.

I guess gluttony is not as sinful as homosexuality or fornication. ::)


Southern Baptists. They're either praying, eating, or bitching about their heathen neighbors. ::)

kathleen
11-10-2003, 07:59 PM
Southern Baptists. They're either praying, eating, or bitching about their heathen neighbors. ::)


And not the only christian group to behave this way.

kathleen
11-10-2003, 08:00 PM
If I were you I wouldn't worry about the fat people sinning. You've got bigger fish to fry right in your own little pan.

And this means what exactly? ::)

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 08:00 PM
Southern Baptists. They're either praying, eating, or bitching about their heathen neighbors. ::)

Or all three in what they call a "pot" luck.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 08:01 PM
And this means what exactly? ::)

It means you're going to hell, since you are older (and presumably will get there first) could you save me a spot in the corner next to the water fountain? 'preciate it.

kathleen
11-10-2003, 08:02 PM
Or all three in what they call a "pot" luck.


;D

That's really funny Squirt.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 08:04 PM
;D

That's really funny Squirt.

I do what I can, when I can.

I-RIGHT-I
11-10-2003, 08:07 PM
Southern Baptists. They're either praying, eating, or bitching about their heathen neighbors. ::)


Pass the chicken Jezabell.
Amen

wendy
11-10-2003, 08:11 PM
That's Jezebel, dipshit. ::)

I-RIGHT-I
11-10-2003, 08:13 PM
That's Jezebel, dipshit. ::)


I know, I just didn't want to slander the Queen.

11-10-2003, 09:24 PM
Southern Baptists. They're either praying, eating, or bitching about their heathen neighbors. ::)


Southern Pentecostals, either praying, rolling in the floor, screaming, eating, gossiping or griping about their sinning evil neighbours. Or as Squirt says, call it a potluck, and their doing all of the above at the same time. Of course they do get some exercise when they get the Spirit during services. I used to love when they got the Holy Spirit going; I could do my homework and read a book and no one noticed.

11-10-2003, 09:26 PM
To answer true's question, I won't need a big casket, and it will be all wood since I plan to be buried in a green cemetary if I'm not cremated.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 09:56 PM
To answer true's question, I won't need a big casket, and it will be all wood since I plan to be buried in a green cemetary if I'm not cremated.

Whats a green cemetary?

wendy
11-10-2003, 09:58 PM
Whats a green cemetary?


One where you rot faster.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 10:02 PM
One where you rot faster.


Ahhh.

ilovelucy
11-10-2003, 10:23 PM
I won a beautiful burial plot in South Alabama on the coast...It is a dandy.

Non-tranferrable, of course. But, I get a great view of Mobile Bay, if I want to be separated from everyone else in my family....

MY mother paid 5 dollars for one at a local church bazaar a few years back and hers even had a tree. She gave it to her local hairdresser because our church has its own cemetary now....

I will probably opt for the church cemetary, but I thought I might be able to swing the one on the coast for the dogs.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 10:26 PM
See I don't have a plot, I don't plan on dying so I see no point in buying a grave.

11-10-2003, 10:29 PM
Whats a green cemetary?


It's a cemetary that doesn't allow metal caskets, concrete vaults or embalming. Basically it's an old-fashioned cemetary made new again.

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 10:30 PM
It's a cemetary that doesn't allow metal caskets, concrete vaults or embalming. Basically it's an old-fashioned cemetary made new again.

So it's gaining popularity I take it? Are people dying to get in? Har har har.

wendy
11-10-2003, 10:33 PM
Personally, I'm going for the bake and shake method.

jeny
11-10-2003, 10:33 PM
I'll donate my body to science and I don't care what they do with it after. It's just flesh and bone once you die.

ilovelucy
11-10-2003, 10:35 PM
I would donate my body to science, but I can't stand the fear of rejection.

11-10-2003, 10:35 PM
Personally, I'm going for the bake and shake method.


I'm leaning more toward cremation as well. Think of all the land wasted to plant dead people.

jeny
11-10-2003, 10:37 PM
I would donate my body to science, but I can't stand the fear of rejection.


;D

McBp_2003
11-10-2003, 10:40 PM
I'm donating all my organs to those who'll need them after I'm gone and then burying the body. Or I might not die, I haven't really decided yet. If Hilary wins in 08 I'll just die, but if someone else wins I'll consider hanging on.

ilovelucy
11-10-2003, 11:43 PM
If Hillary is elected, I suggest you migrate to New Zealand, Squirt.

guido
11-11-2003, 06:53 PM
Ever notice how many fat people there are in church?



No ::)

McBp_2003
11-11-2003, 07:16 PM
If Hillary is elected, I suggest you migrate to New Zealand, Squirt.

Why there?

kathleen
11-11-2003, 07:17 PM
No ::)


Only skinny people go to church? :o

ilovelucy
11-11-2003, 07:51 PM
Why there?


It is as about far South as you can get before you hit iceberg.

Otherwise, I would suggest Gulf Shores.

guido
11-11-2003, 08:54 PM
Only skinny people go to church? :o


No.......I've just never cared enough to notice. ;D