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LanceALott
08-14-2002, 03:18 PM
ARMAGEDDON IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

I’ve followed the debate by the fundamentalists as they fought Heaven and Hell to try to justify keeping their unconstitutional chant, “under God,” in the Pledge; and I’m not surprised that they, who to me seem to consider themselves above the laws of man, would cheat the rest of us and subvert our Constitution for their own personal power. And I agree they need the illegal help of the power of government to give a blood infusion to their powerless and dying God.

The Old Testament God they try to sell from their right wingnut pulpits is so mean, ugly, angry, and hostile to humanity that no sane adult would buy into the insanity they propagate. So their last hope to propagate their religion is to brainwash the innocent and impressionable minds of public school kids, or their failed recruiting will insure the ultimate death and burial of their false God.

So they try to drag their ugly failing religion in the back door of public schools to lend credibility to their ancient, archaic, and failed beliefs designed to enhance the power to their “Christian” (Taliban-like) gang of minions who are under the evil control of some lunatic that believes he is a Holy man, but the delusional fool is really part of the Anti-Christ.

I say bring ‘em on. Let them in the public schools. But do not give them a blank check to brainwash our kids with their barbaric beliefs in Blood Sacrifice (rightly abbreviated BS). Let them have their say, then let someone like me expose their BS for what it is. Let their God get hurt in public, let Him die in the open for all to see, because this world has too darn many False Gods controlling the minds of what could be decent people while behind the pulpit priests molest little boys.

They drug their ugly God out of their church where He was protected, where He did not have to stand up and fight all other Gods. Let them now parade the pathetic powerless wimp in public, in our schools, where some little dog like Toto can pull down the curtain and show those kids He’s just another fake and a fraud, a powerless windbag like the Wizard of Oz.

I expect they will try to say that I can’t attack their God like this, that He is protected under the same First Amendment that they try to subvert with their chant “under God”. And we all know those fundamentalist mean their mean-spirited, controlling, God that loves them and hates everybody else. They do not mean my loving liberal God, or your God. And certainly, the Congress (government) is forbidden to attack and to destroy their phony and insane God; but I’m not the government.

So bring Him on, and take your best shot. Better yet, if you really have a God behind your curtain, tell Him to meet me in the high school parking lot at high noon. And tell Him to be wearing a gun so we can have an old fashioned Western quick-draw-and-shoot-from-the-lip-fight to see whose God is the best.

Oh, yes, I almost forgot. If that fundamentalist God is worth a good Goddamn, he doesn’t need any kind of backwoods white Reverend, or any cheater, to do any back-shooting for Him. If He really has any power at all, one little human like me should not be any problem for Him; and if anyone tries to cheat to help Him out, they will be sending a loud and clear message that they already know their chicken God ain’t going to show up for a fair fight.

But if any preacher, or any other “Christian” soldier, wants to face me in the open to warm up the crowd with a fair verbal fight as we wait for the final battle, Armageddon in Public Schools, let them engage this Knight in a debate on Crusades. Let them fire away with whatever words they choose. It’s their Constitutional right to say any darn fool thing they want, just like it’s my right to say whatever it takes to slay their false God.

And when I call their God a scum sucking pig, which I now do, it’s not blasphemy, unless their God really is the one-and-only True God. So turn the air blue with your words. Conjure up pillars of fire. Get the guy who walks on water, if He is really on your side. Call down all the lightening bolts you can command. I’ll hold my middle finger as high as I can, like a lightening rod pointed at your fake God, so He cannot miss, unless He does not exist.

Go to your corners and come out fighting. May the real God still be standing when the shooting off of the mouths, and the failed attempts to call for help from a God that does not exist, is done.

Sir Lance A. Lott
Slayer of False Gods

PS if this doesn't raise Satterfield from the dead, nothing will.

WiseAker
08-23-2002, 07:57 PM
Greetings and salivations from an old timer. I hope you all are well. I look forward to catching up with y'all.

Gary aka Wise aka
Convolution Commissar of www.GreatEncryption.com

Lance
09-05-2002, 06:25 PM
Hi guys! Good to see you both!

Jeremy: To answer your question, I don't believe Saterfield has been lurking. He was "interesting", I'll give him that.

I've been busier than hell trying to get this web design/hosting business going.

(Anyone need a web site designer and/or hosting???)

IM
09-06-2002, 04:57 PM
I don't know if the web hosting business is dead. Rather, what seems to be going on is an expansion in services. You got DSL lines, cable modems and then the old dial up. People are running to the faster uploads, but reality dictates that this is a fad, and will even out in time, with people buying the kind of service they best can afford.

After all light can only move so fast, and we will only be able to get our information so fast as well. What I would do now if I was in that business is target my service, don't worry about trying to compete with the big guys selling fast upload times, because there is still a very large market of dial up users, and there always will be.

I wonder what happened to Les. Usually a post like the one Lance put up there would bring him out roaring. Been rather busy myself, just spent two days in a seminar, man how boring. But whenever I start thinking about how terrible it is to sit in a room all day listening to someone talk all the time, i remember the days that I moved furniture in the blistering heat.

Doing that really makes me count the blessings I have recieved lately.

Have a good weekend folks.

LanceALott
11-18-2002, 08:20 AM
Nova: Funny you should mention the "wind beneath (your) shorts," Lance, because that's roughly what I think whenever I hear that song. There are few Bette Midler fans more enthusiastic than I, but I've always found that lyric somehow condescending. -- But I take it from your post that it's really a song about Jesus, so that's something else entirely. Or maybe not.

Lance: Well, I wasn’t exactly thinking about Jesus with the “Wind beneath my shorts;” but I see where you are coming from, and once again because of your point of view, you see truths I never saw, until you showed them to me. You are a smart and gay (happy) Jewish guy, and I will steal a good idea wherever it comes from.

There are a lot of “Christians” out there spreading false hope and false dreams, dreams of some “Messiah” who is someday going to wave His hands and “make all mine enemies go to Hell, or wave His hands and I will wake up in Heaven.”

And why will He do that? Because He loves us, us who are Saved by Grace, and hates everybody else; especially hates those Jews who Crucified Him.

And how does anybody get to be one of those He loves? How do you earn His Grace? – Well, there are over a thousand different formulas, different religions that call themselves “Christians” who each believe only they are in His Grace; and the formulas vary from a few good ideas to pure insanity; but all of them change the formula so their particular brand of “Christianity” is the one-and-only-true “Christianity.”

And as you probably know, there is no room under Grace for Jews or gays, or for anyone that is not “washed in the blood,” and baptized in water, or has not made a fool of himself by confessing his sins in church; and especially no room for anyone who does not let the priests or preachers speak for God, or who DOES NOT PUT SOMETHING IN THE COLLECTION PLATE!

And there sure as Hell is no room for the liberals who bother to look up the definition of “Grace,” or who try to put the “love of neighbor” into practice.

“Grace = (Theology) the freely given, UNMERRITED favor and love of God.” (Random House College Dictionary.)

All that “Christian” crap about gays, Jews, green-eyed blonds who like sex being an “abomination in the eyes of God” simply is wrong and has no place under the real definition of Grace. There is no way to buy, beg, pray, confess your sins, or accept Jesus as your personal Savior to earn your way into His grace, because everybody is already there by Grace.

And hence, all those con men “Christian” preachers and priests don’t really have anything to sell, nothing to enhance their own importance. It is as big a scam as trying to sell life to an already living being.

So, I think you are right. These crooks (or worse yet, lunatics who believe their own con) preach that Jesus is the wind beneath their wings; but when you wake up from the beautiful dream world, in Hell and far short of the Promised Land, their scam smells a lot like the wind beneath my shorts.

However, all these con men and lunatics had to reject the real Teaching of Jesus to conjure up something to swindle their followers with, and perhaps swindle themselves into believing an Impossible Dream that someday some Messiah is going to magically make everything all right, FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE WHO ACCEPT HIS GIFT, and who let the con men speak for God.

Even so, I think in the real formula found in the four Gospels the Teaching of Jesus makes everybody equal in the eyes of God, if there is a God. So, I think the human race can find the only way we all are ever going to live together in a world where there can be peace, bread, and land for everyone. The formula is there in the Teaching of the Jewish Leader, but I’m afraid it’s still a long way to there, a very long way before people are ready to give up all those thousands of Impossible Dreams that make them someone Special in the eyes of God.

When and if we ever do get there, who am I (or you) to say Jesus was not The Leader, The Jewish Messiah who showed us the way? Son of God? Or Son of Hell, or just one smart son of a bitch who happened to be conceived by an unmarried Jewish lady? And in the end, who cares if He gets us there?