Most hateful toys ever manufactured.

[ponygurl]

The FURBY!!!
I'm walking a fine line right now. I may bounce three of them off a wall. >:(

[tileman]

The FURBY!!!
I'm walking a fine line right now. I may bounce three of them off a wall. >:(


what the hell are they?.. ;D Must make nise eh?.. :D

[Satan]

The FURBY!!!
I'm walking a fine line right now. I may bounce three of them off a wall. >:(


If you kill it, be sure to do an autopsy (http://www.phobe.com/furby/). ;D

Toys not approved by the FDA
Anorexic Barbie
Mr. Science Biological Warfare edition
Ebola Barbie
Serial Killer Barney
E-Coli Elmo Doll
The Bert & Earnie "Life Partners" Play House
Baby's First Handgun by Smith & Wesson
Beachcomber Barbie (with her pal, Mellie Noma!)
Kenner's Straight-Razor Party Favors
(Fill in lame predictable reference) Barneybielmo
Splash 'n' Slide (Sulfuric Acid Edition) -- by Marx!
Li'l Unabomber Cabin 'n' Lab
Dark Brothers "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Barbie" play set
(#12 should be "Cab'n Lab," of course...)
(Wow... a Dark Brothers reference? Maybe there's hope for this place yet...)
Dark Brothers? Did they invent flying? No, that was the Dwight Brothers. Or did they invent steam?
Fuck Me Elmo
'Hansons' Weenies' Modeling Kit -- from The Plaster Casters
The entire Mokamo range
Mr. Douganfield's Rectal Probe Kit -- now with Chunks™!
PlaySkool 1-2-3 tank
Underwater Lite-Brite
My Little Pony's Abbatoir
My First Chopsaw
The compendium.org Spasm Nosing Head

[Meshuga Mikey]

If you kill it, be sure to do an autopsy (http://www.phobe.com/furby/). ;D


http://www.phobe.com/furby/dontstealpix2.gif

Im wondering how one goes about Killing a Pet Rock?

[ponygurl]

what the hell are they?.. ;D Must make nise eh?.. :D

they look like the chalk outline Mikey posted.. ;D
they talk and are annoying lil (edited word cause my kids are reading). ;D

[ponygurl]

http://www.phobe.com/furby/dontstealpix2.gif

Im wondering how one goes about Killing a Pet Rock?

;D

[Satan]

Dark Brothers "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Barbie" play set


ROFLMAO. ;D

[jeny]

The most hateful toy ever invented is a parental auditory torture device called "Stand up ball blast" It is maze thing that you push these little plastic balls through and it sings ONE very annoying 30 second song over and over and over. My brother gave this to my daughter for Chirstmas because I got my niece "whirlin' twirlin' garden" for Christmas the year before. Same idea, lots of noise....and the kids love it.

I brought this particular maze toy evil piece of crap to my MIL's new house so Alexa would have something to play with there. :D

Anyway, my niece will be almost three this Christmas, will Furby make a good toy for her? By good, I mean, will it annoy the hell out my brother while still being safe and enjoyable for my niece? Also, I am getting his son, he will be alomst one at Christmas, the "stand Up Ball Blast" because I am an evil, evil bitch. ;D

This is how siblings seek revenge on eachother when they grow up and have kids? Damn,we need to get lives. ;D

Furby gives me the wiggins', they are evil, evil creatures, and I wouldn't let one of them anywhere near a child. A friend tried to (and suceeded quite frankly) freak me out with one while I was in quite a drunken state. The damn toy knew it was upside down. Toys should not know they are upside down, that's just wrong.

[soul]

Furby gives me the wiggins', they are evil, evil creatures, and I wouldn't let one of them anywhere near a child. A friend tried to (and suceeded quite frankly) freak me out with one while I was in quite a drunken state. The damn toy knew it was upside down. Toys should not know they are upside down, that's just wrong.


Someone dropped my furby, and now it's got a neurological disorder. Like it wasn't weird enough before. Actually, now it's dead because it got on my nerves whenever it woke up. Mercy killing.

[soul]

If you kill it, be sure to do an autopsy (http://www.phobe.com/furby/). ;D


Ooh, now there's something to do if I ever get terminally drunk and bored. 8)

Someone dropped my furby, and now it's got a neurological disorder. Like it wasn't weird enough before. Actually, now it's dead because it got on my nerves whenever it woke up. Mercy killing.


I won't let anyone near me with one.

[ponygurl]

Furby gives me the wiggins', they are evil, evil creatures, and I wouldn't let one of them anywhere near a child. A friend tried to (and suceeded quite frankly) freak me out with one while I was in quite a drunken state. The damn toy knew it was upside down. Toys should not know they are upside down, that's just wrong.

they do indeed.. they say.. "me sccccaarrreeddd"..lolol..
God I hate furbies.

There was a couple years ago that we'd try to "outdo" each other on evil Xmas presents for the other's kids. One year they got my little girl a Barbie RV play set. It had 150,000 removeable parts, each one certain to clog a vacuum cleaner.

The following year, I gave their little girl an enamel paint set.

I haven't spoken to them since now that I reall.

[ponygurl]

There was a couple years ago that we'd try to "outdo" each other on evil Xmas presents for the other's kids. One year they got my little girl a Barbie RV play set. It had 150,000 removeable parts, each one certain to clog a vacuum cleaner.

The following year, I gave their little girl an enamel paint set.

I haven't spoken to them since now that I reall.



My sister gave my 3rd daughter a 2500 bead set one year.

I say do something "personal."

Everyone had an ant farm, right? Did they live more than a week? Hell no. So, what do you end up with? An empty plastic ant farm.

Always the frugal one...don't throw it away...

Go out in your back yard and find some red ants and collect them (carefully). Protective covering may be needed at this juncture.

Okay. You've captured them. As we all know, red ants canNOT be killed by anything.

A perfect gift...ages 3 - 6.

My sister gave my 3rd daughter a 2500 bead set one year.


Now your sister walks with a very pronounced limp I'm guessing, and you've gone through 20 vacuum cleaners since.