For Valentine's Day

Fuck Valentine's Day
Anonymous

Heart's and roses and kisses galore....
What the hell is this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I won't be able to speak
And I'll be wearing all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
That arrow that Cupid shot must not have hit
Because I think love is a big crock of shit
So here's my story....what else can I say?
Love bite my ass ....FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY

[Persephone]

Did you get that from badnews? ;)

Cute.

Did you get that from badnews? ;)

Cute.


No, a friend sent it to me a couple of years ago. This poem has made the internet rounds for a couple of years now.

[jeny]

I don't care for Valentine's Day, but my husband is such a romantic that I celebrate it just because it makes him so hapy. This year I'm going to buy a heart shaped cake mold and make him a Valentine's Day cake. Then I'm writing him a letter, A GOOD one!!

Last Valentine's Day was my due date and I would not let my husband touch me since I was gigantic and uncomfortable. This year will be...different. ;D

I don't care for Valentine's Day, but my husband is such a romantic that I celebrate it just because it makes him so hapy. This year I'm going to buy a heart shaped cake mold and make him a Valentine's Day cake. Then I'm writing him a letter, A GOOD one!!

Last Valentine's Day was my due date and I would not let my husband touch me since I was gigantic and uncomfortable. This year will be...different. ;D


My worst Valentine's Day ever I spent sitting in a hospital waiting to see if my boyfriend's brother was going to survive open heart surgery.